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Your dreams? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Well, uh, geeze, uh... /i/i/i/i/i/i I want to be President of the US of A! /i/i/i/i/i/i Down with Eisenhower, that old windbag! /i/i/i/i/i/i :triple #play if#dgexxaf#aqag ROD: Someday I'm gonna have /i/i/i/i/i my own restaurant. /i/i/i/i/i :aa !1;But you're an incompetent dolt! !2;Tell me more, tell me more, no, you I $shall not taunt! /i #aa #end :1 ROD: WHAT?! /i/i/i/i/i/i $Bet you saw this one coming! Next time, $try to be a bit more, uh, sensitive? $And follow the music, too! But for now, $you're fired! #endgame #end :2 #play +if#dqgigeqaiaagagf#xx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play if#dgexxaf#aqag ROD: Much better than you've ever seen! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i :bb !1;I doubt it. !3;Tell me more, tell me more, you better $keep it clean! /i #bb #end :3 #play +if#dqgigeqaiaagagf#xx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play if#dgexxaf#aqag ROD: People will come from miles around! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i :cc !4;Tell me more, tell me more, don't run $this into the ground! !1;Maybe yards, but not miles! /i #cc #end :4 #play +if#dqgigeqaiaagagf#xx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play if#dgexxaf#aqag ROD: It'll open when I spot a cheap lease! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i :dd !5;Tell me more, wait a minute, this was $stolen from Grease! !1;With your luck, that'll never happen! /i #dd #end :5 #play +if#dqgigeqaiaagagf#xx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Huh? 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The official BJ's hamburger, made from 100% pure cow! #end #џџџџ Ф?U@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch Rod says we'll be getting many a Frenchman in here. #end ;џџџџЪ?v@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch This fantastic machine will get you any drink you want, from Pepsi-Colas to shakes! #end Oџџџџб?s@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch A small pile of hula hoops. It's a fab new craze! I can do ten minutes nonstop! #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? Бџџџџ и?В@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџ> Бџџџџ у? #bind menu ! џџџџф?ƒ@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal has loaded this thing with all the latest and greatest hits. Aren't records swell? #end   џџџџ ь?R@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџ ё? #bind stove џџџџђ?Ј@Freezer #cycle 1 #end :touch It's the largest refrigerator I've ever seen! Two of the workers who designed it are rumored to have gotten lost and died in there! #end #џџџџќ?С@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch This door leads to another set of doors, which lead to the men's and women's bathrooms. I think this is all too complex for some of our stupider customers. #end Вџџџџ @#bind display \џџџџ @@Broom #cycle 1 #end :touch I'm supposed to use this to sweep the floor, NOT Mr. McDugal's bald head (under pain of death). #end 2џџџџ@Ї@Hey, you! #cycle 1 :a #if alligned then b #a #end :b $You are caught trying to escape your $job and this game! What were you $thinking? You're fired! #endgame #end Y Introlt Restaurantassages, FloorsaЏLДU=:::: x x  xx   $xx$x x  $$xxx  $q x$xx@@@@x  $~ x$N$ @@@@x  $v$[x$` x  $xx$x$gx  $`@@@@x  $x$$x@@@@x  x  ${$@x  $  @@@@x $ $o$ @@@@x    xxx x $ $ 77$$ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. 3bQx мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџVA‹@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch This is where our customers are served. It seems a bit dirty, and there are grease stains everywhere... #end мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ ^Aj@Paper #end :a The fast food restaurant is a brain child of renowned local drunkard Ronald A. McDugal. Here, customers are served greasy portions of heart attack-inducing junk food. Unlike other restaurants, these monstrocities are served promptly and with little delay (unless the cashier is an incompetent dolt who will be soon be fired). /i #McDugal:f #end мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџ>ФџџџџuAЫ@Swing #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 2 /s #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end Фџџџџ‚AЛ@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 /e #char 196 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end Фџџџџ AЬ@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end лџџџџ šA @Display #cycle 1 #end :touch It's a display case for the Kiddy Meal toys. BJ's is currently offering jagged metal robots and cotton-stuffed teddy bears. #end *џџџџ ЄAv@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch It's said that 45% of America's wasted paper products come in the form of napkins. #end џџџџЋA‹@Utensils #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal says that plastic silverwear is the next big thing in eating utensils. What's he thinking? #end џџџџ ДAЁ@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch A green trash barrel. Actually, it's a regular trash barrel painted green. Mr. McDugal must be too stingy to buy a good one. #end !мџџџџ>! пџџџџ>! оџџџџ ОAЩ@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch Wow, the wonders of technology! Scientists say that by the year 1995, we'll actually be able to participate in the shows we watch- right in our own homes! Neato! #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџЫAf@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch Mmmmm, mmm! The official BJ's hamburger, made from 100% pure cow! #end #џџџџ бAU@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch Rod says we'll be getting many a Frenchman in here. #end ;џџџџжAv@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch This fantastic machine will get you any drink you want, from Pepsi-Colas to shakes! #end OџџџџоAs@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch A small pile of hula hoops. It's a fab new craze! I can do ten minutes nonstop! #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? БџџџџхAВ@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџ> Бџџџџ>! џџџџ №Aƒ@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal has loaded this thing with all the latest and greatest hits. Aren't records swell? #end   џџџџ јAR@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџ>џџџџ§A­@Refrigerator #cycle 1 #end :touch It's the largest refrigerator I've ever seen! Two of the workers who designed it are rumored to have gotten lost and died in there! #end #џџџџ BС@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch This door leads to another set of doors, which lead to the men's and women's bathrooms. I think this is all too complex for some of our stupider customers. #end Вџџџџ > \џџџџ B@Broom #cycle 1 #end :touch I'm supposed to use this to sweep the floor, NOT Mr. McDugal's bald head (under pain of death). #end ўџџџџB!@Block #end :disappear #die #end џџџџBД@McDugal Sometime in the late '50s... /i/i/i/i/i/i At BJ's Fast Food Restaurant... /i/i/i/i/i/i #rod:a /s MR. MCDUGAL: Hmmmmm... /i/i/i/w/i/i Everything seems to be in order here. /i/i/i/n/e/e Now all we need is another employee. /e/e/e/e/e/e ROD: Yeah, someone who would, you know, /e/i/i/i/i/i brighten this place up a bit. /i/i/i/i/i/i A real "people person". /i/i/i/i/i #johnny:in #cycle 1 #end :a /n #char 15 /i #char 2 /i #johnny:a #end :b #cycle 3 #char 1 MR. MCDUGAL: Get the job?! /i/i/s/i/i/i #char 2 /i/i What's your name, son? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: It's Johnny, and you guys are... /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Just call me Mr. McDugal. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: And I'm his loyal apprentice, Rod! /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Clumsy as you are, /i/i/i/i/i/i I think you may be able to add some /i/i/i/i/i/i cheer to my restaurant... /i/i/i/i/i/i #johnny:b #end :c #char 1 /i/i/i/i #char 2 /i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Just get to work cleaning. /i/i/i/i/i/i Oh, and if you were wondering what a fast /i/i/i/i/i/i food restaurant is, read this paper... /w/w/w/i/i/i/i #paper:a #end :f JOHNNY: What if the fast food runs away? /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Shut yer yap, wisenheimer. /i/i/i/i/i/i There's a suit waiting for you /i/i/i/i/i/i in the bathroom. #johnny:f #end :g /e/e/e Rod, keep an eye on this child. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Yes sir, he won't cause any trouble. /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: He'd better not... HAHAHAHA! /i/i/i/i/i/i {Cough, cough}... #block:disappear #end џџџџ ‰oъ@Johnny #cycle 1 #end :in #char 2 /i/n/n #front:a /s/i #play ies4ies4ids4-ibs4+d-b+die JOHNNY: Gang way! /n/n/n/n/n/n #mcdugal:a #end :a #cycle 3 /i/i/i Uh oh, I'm real sorry sir! /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Sorry?! /i/i/i/i/i/i I think my rib cage is shattered! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Does this mean I don't /i/i/i/i/i/i get the job? /i/i/i/i/i/i #mcdugal:b #end :b JOHNNY: Wow, if this place were any /i/i/i/i/i/i danker, I'd call the board of health! /i/i/i/i/i/i I mean, YEESH! #mcdugal:c /w/w/w #end :f /i/i/i/e/e/e Oh, and Johnny... /i/i/i/i/i/i It's opening day, and we can't afford /i/i/i/i/i/i any slip-ups. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Yes, sir! You can count on me! /i/i/i/i/e/e MR. MCDUGAL: Yes... /e/e/e/n/n/n #mcdugal:g /n/n/n/n/n/n #die #end $ џџџџ zB-@Rod #end :a /w/w/i/i/i/s/s/s/s/s/s/w/w #end џџџџџџџџ}B8@Cool #play +sccccccccccc /i/i #play +icid#d#sdc-agaxqb ,H Restaurant 1aurantassages, FloorsaЏLДU=:::!  x x  $ xx   $xx$x x  $$xxx  $q x$$xx@@@@x  $~ x$N@@@@x  $v$$[x$` x  $x$ $x$$x$gx  $ $`@@@@x  $x$$x@@@@x  x  ${@x  $   x@@@@x  $ $o$ @@@@x   xxx x    $  $%$ !$$$$ ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. @ bQx xмџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ -?мџџџџЩOмџџџџ ЫRмџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџ>Фџџџџ•kц@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #if broom then no #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 6 /e #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end :no #end ФџџџџЃkч@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #if broom then no #a #end :a #lock #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end :no #end лџџџџ Бk@Display #cycle 1 #end :touch #if broom then br It's a display case for the Kiddy Meal toys. BJ's is currently offering jagged metal robots and cotton-stuffed teddy bears. #end :br Hmmm... !1;Sweep it #end :1 #zap lag:b #zap 1 #end :1 I already did! #end *џџџџТkи@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch #if broom then br It's said that 45% of America's wasted paper products come in the form of napkins. #end :br Hmmm... !1;Sweep it #end :1 #zap lag:b #zap 1 #end :1 I already did! #end џџџџЯkэ@Utensils #cycle 1 #end :touch #if broom then br Mr. McDugal says that plastic silverwear is the next big thing in eating utensils. What's he thinking? #end :br Hmmm... !1;Sweep it #end :1 #zap lag:b #zap 1 #end :1 I already did! #end џџџџоk@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch #if broom then br A green trash barrel. Actually, it's a regular trash barrel painted green. Mr. McDugal must be too stingy to buy a good one. #end :br Hmmm... !1;Sweep it #end :1 #zap lag:b #zap 1 #end :1 I already did! #end !мџџџџюk#bind television ! пџџџџ яk#bind television ! оџџџџ №k+@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch #if broom then br Wow, the wonders of technology! Scientists say that by the year 1995, we'll actually be able to participate in the shows we watch- right in our own homes! Neato! #end :br Hmmm... !1;Sweep it #end :1 #zap lag:b #zap 1 #end :1 I already did! #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџlЭ@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch #if yow then b Mmmmm, mmm! The official BJ's hamburger, made from 100% pure cow! #end :b Hmmm... !1;Take one #end :1 #zap counter:b #zap 1 #end :1 I already took one! #end #џџџџlО@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch #if yow then b Rod says we'll be getting many a Frenchman in here. #end :b Hmmm... !1;Take some #end :1 #zap counter:b #zap 1 #end :1 I already took some! #end ;џџџџlЮ@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch #if yow then f This fantastic machine will get you any drink you want, from Pepsi-Colas to shakes! #end :mal #play 8 /i #mal #end :blow #lock #put e blue slime #put n blue slime ROD: AAAAAAA!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $If you had gotten off your lazy @$$ and $done something, the drink machine might $not have exploded and killed poor Rod! $Thanks to that darn "good samaritan" law, $everyone in the restaurant goes to jail! #endgame #end :touch Oooooh, it's making really funny noises! !1;Whack it with the broom #mal #end :1 #play 5 That oughtta do it! #rod:d #restore touch #end :f Hmmm... !blah;Pour a milkshake #end :blah #zap counter:b #zap blah #end :blah I already poured one! #end OџџџџHlе@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch #if broom then br A small pile of hula hoops. It's a fab new craze! I can do ten minutes nonstop! #end :br Hmmm... !1;Sweep it #end :1 #zap lag:b #zap 1 #end :1 I already did! #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? БџџџџVlВ@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџal #bind menu  Бџџџџbl #bind menu ! џџџџ blх@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch #if broom then br Mr. McDugal has loaded this thing with all the latest and greatest hits. Aren't records swell? #end :br Hmmm... !1;Sweep it #end :1 #zap lag:b #zap 1 #end :1 I already did! #end   џџџџqlR@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџ>џџџџvlЂ@Freezer #cycle 1 #end :touch It's the largest freezer I've ever seen! Two of the workers who designed it are rumored to have gotten lost and died in there! #end #џџџџ€lf@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch This door leads to another set of doors, which lead to the men's and women's bathrooms. I think this is all too complex for some of our stupider customers. #end :touch Some guy is in there! I'm not going to disturb him! #end :touch Here goes nothing! #lock #char 255 #put n empty /n #put n empty /n #put n passage #die #end Вџџџџ –l#bind display \џџџџ—l§@Broom #cycle 1 #end :touch I'm supposed to use this to sweep the floor, NOT Mr. McDugal's bald head (under pain of death). !a;Take it #end :a #lock #muzak:hey #char 179 /i #char 47 /i #char 45 /i #char 92 /i #char 179 /i #char 47 #set broom #die #end  џџџџxЇl@McDugal :a /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ?n /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ?s #a #end :touch #if broom then b MR. MCDUGAL: Go away, kid, you bother me. /i #a #end :b He looks pretty busy. !c;Sweep his head with the broom /i #a #end :c $When I said not to sweep Mr. McDugal's $head under pain of death, I wasn't $kidding. You should develop better $listening skills. #endgame #end :push ?s/w/w/w/w/i #rod:wakka /e/e/e/e #end :phew MR. MCDUGAL: Blah blah blah blah... /i/i/i/i/i/i ...and that's how I got my first car. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Wow, what a great story. /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Uh huh. Get back to work. /i/i/i/i #rod:finally #a #end :hunchback /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Time to refill the ol' ?s/w/w/w/w/w/w burger 'n' fry supply! /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s #play 8 {Plop!} /i/i/i/i/i/i/s #play 8 {Ploop!} /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: (They make that sound 'cuz /n/n/e/e/e/e those trays are filled high with grease.) /e/e/e/e/e/e ROD: Is Mr. McDugal talking to himself? /e/e/e/e/e NOISE: Hubblubblubububub..... /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: That noise came from the bathroom! /i/i/i/i/i/i Johnny! Go check it out! #zap bathroom:touch /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Yes, sir. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: I told you to investigate the noises! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $Rod goes straight to Mr. McDugal with $news of your disrespect toward superiors, $and, as if you didn't already know what $was going to happen, you are fired! #endgame #end #end 2џџџџџlЇ@Hey, you! #cycle 1 :a #if alligned then b #a #end :b $You are caught trying to escape your $job and this game! What were you $thinking? You're fired! #endgame #end  џџџџ mќ @Rod After one hour of intense training... /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Okay, as Mr. McDugal said earlier, /i/i/i/i/i/i your first job is to clean this place up /i/i/i/i/i/i before customers start coming in. /i/i/i/i/i/i A broom is waiting for you over there /i/i/i/i/i/i in the corner. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: So let me get this straight... /i/i/i/i/i/i I've got to clean all of the important /i/i/i/i/i/i stuff before our first patron arrives? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Yes. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: But that could be any second now! /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: You'd better clean, or Mr. McDugal /i/i/i/i/i/i will probably fire you. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Uh oh... #lock #block:vanish /s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #man:a #unlock #end :touch #if blocked e then a #if broom then b ROD: Get to work, kid. #end :a #lock ROD: What are you doing back here?! /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/i/i/i/i/i/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #unlock #end :b ROD: Don't sweep me, you idiot! #end :c #zap touch /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/n/n/w/w/i/i/i/i/i/n/n /i/i/i ROD: Uh oh... /i/i/i/i/i/i #drinks:mal Aww, geeze, the drink machine is /i/i/i/i/i/i going haywire! Somebody, help me! /e #zap drinks:touch /i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Can't, I'm too busy... /i/i/i/i/i/i YELLOW MAN: What's going on back there? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: IT'S GONNA BLOW!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i #drinks:blow #end :d #clear wow #set how ROD: Thanks, man! You saved me! #play sefgx4x4xedcx4x4 /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Aww, it was nothing. Just another /i/i/i/i/i/i heroic feat of Johnny the Great. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Wait a second, I just remembered, /i/i/i/i/i/i I have a customer to serve... #clear how #set wow /s/s/s/s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e Here you go, sir. /i/i/i/i/i/i YELLOW MAN: Wow, that sure was fast! /i/i/i/i/i/i But what were all those noises I heard? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: They were, uh, the, uh, machine /i/i/i/i/i/i that fastened up the food-making process? /i/i/i/i/i/i YELLOW MAN: Hmm... /i/i #man:f /i/i/i/i #cycle 1 /w/w/w/w/w/w ROD: Mr. McDugal! #zap mcdugal:touch /n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e We just served our first customer! #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Uh huh. Get back to work. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: But he was really satisfied /i/i/i/i/i/i with the service! /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Uh huh. Get back to work. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Alright... #clear how #set wow /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s/e/e/e/e/e/e /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #restore touch #guy:a #end :wakka #cycle 1 /w/w/w/w/w/w ROD: Mr. McDugal! /n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #cycle 3 What did I miss?! /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Well, Johnny soundly /i/i/i/i/i/i bludgeoned a competitor on the head. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: What did you do with him? /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Let's just say he'll be in /i/i/i/i/i/i for a very cold night. /i/i/i/i/i/i HAHAHAHA! {Cough, cough}... /i/i/i/i/i/i Reminds me of my old army days. See, we'd /i/i/i/i/i/i just infiltrated the enemy camp, when we /i/i/i/i/i/i noticed a funny odor coming from Peters... /i/i/i/i/i/i Blah blah blah blah... /i/i/i/i/i/i #hombre:a Yada yada yada yada... #end :finally /w/w ROD: (What a horrible story!) /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s/e/e/e/e/e/e #mcdugal:hunchback #restore touch #end  џџџџЩm'@Block #cycle 1 #end :vanish #die #end  џџџџxЫm #bind block џџџџ Ьm #bind block џџџџЭm #bind block  џџџџxЮm #bind block  џџџџЮm #bind block мџџџџ Яm“@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch #if yow then b /i This is where our customers are served. It seems a bit dirty, and there are grease stains everywhere... #end :touch #zap touch #zap touch #hombre:b #clear cow #set yow #end :touch #zap touch #clear yow #set wow #b #end :b :b :b #nuts #end :b BROWN MAN: Thank you very much. #hombre:tab #clear yow #set wow #end :nuts #hombre:nuts #clear yow #set wow #end Фџџџџ шmh@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch #if broom then a #if wow then a #if how then c #if cow then a #if yow then c #if mow then c I need a broom before I start cleaning. #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 2 /s #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end :c Wait a minute. #end џџџџџmL@Lag #cycle 1 #b #end :b :b :b :b :b :b :b #restart #end :b #zap man:b #end џџџџn.@Guy #cycle 2 #end :a #zap touch #char 2 /i/n/n #front2:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/n/w/w #zap rod:touch #play igs8igs8igs8igs8igggs8igs8igx88x #play igs8igs8igs8igs8igggs8igs8igxdfg BLUE MAN: Greetings, fellows! /n/w/w/n/w/w #cycle 3 Hi, I'm Joe Derano! Welcome to the /i/i/i/i/i/i restaurant business! /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Well, uh, hello to you too! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOE: I own Joe's Diner across the street. /i/i/i/i/i/i Could I see the manager for a moment? /i/i/i/i/i/i I want to welcome him, too! /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Sure, I guess. He's back there... /i/i/i #restore rod:touch #cycle 2 /w/w/w #clear wow #set how /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #swinging:a /s/n/n/n/n/n #clear how #set wow #zap mcdugal:touch JOE: Hmm, what a nice place. /n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #cycle 3 #clear wow #set cow #restore touch Greetings! I'm Joe Derano! Welcome to /i/i/i/i/i/i the restaurant business! I own /i/i/i/i/i/i Joe's Diner across the street! /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Competition, eh? /i/i/i/i/i/i Well, uh... Uh... Let's see now... /i/i/i/i/i/i So... Uh... You're not welcome here. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOE: Well gee, I just wanted to say hello! /i/i/i/i/i/i I'm sorry if I bothered you, neighbor. /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Leave. Now. /i/i/i/i/i/i #zap touch JOE: Alright... #cycle 2 /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s #swinging:a /s/s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /s/s/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s $You had the chance to do something $horrible to Joe, and you didn't. Next $thing you know, BJ's is out of business- $flattened by Joe's Diner. #endgame #end :touch :lad This guy looks nice enough, but it seems I may have to hurt him. !1;Whack him with your handy dandy broom /i #lad #end :1 #play 2 #put w red fake #zap touch #clear cow #set how #zap rod:touch Ho HO! Mr. Nice Guy is now unconscious, and has a severe hemorrhage in his brain! /i MR. MCDUGAL: Good work, Johnny! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Neato! But I feel so guilty... /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Uh huh. Let's get him into /i/i/i/i/i/i the freezer, where he'll never be found! /i/i/i/i/i/i #mcdugal:push #clear how #set cow /i/i/w/w #dude:a /w/n #die #end  Аџџџџx†nЙ@Motion #cycle 1 #end :aaa #if alligned then bbb #end :bbb Mr. McDugal makes a strange hand motion at you. It looks as if he wants you to whack Joe over the head with your broom. #end Вџџџџ’n‚@Alli #cycle 1 :aa #if cow then aaa #aa :aaa #if not cow then ccc #if alligned then bbb #aaa #end :bbb #motion:aaa #end :ccc #end  Аџџџџx šn #bind motion џџџџ›n@Dude #cycle 1 #end :a /w #char 2 /i/n/n #front2:a /s/i/n/n/n/n/n/n/w/e/w/e/w/e/w/e /e/e/e/e/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n #zap bathroom:touch #die #end џџџџЄn@Hombre #end :a #zap touch /e #char 2 /i/n/n #front:a /s/n/n/n /n/n/n/w/w/n/w/w/n/w #zap counter:touch #play icexxsceifsxiesxiwdixscdid#xxscdid# #play sxidsxwd BROWN MAN: Service! I want service! /i/i/i/i/i/i What does a guy have to do to get /i/i/i/i/i/i some service around here?! /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Yak yak yak yak... /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: That's it! I'm leaving! /e/s/e/e/s/e/e/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s $Earth to idiot! When a customer wants $service and Mr. McDugal is off regaling $Rod with one of his old war stories, $you're not supposed to stand around and $do nothing! You're supposed to SERVE the $customer! This calls for a firing! #endgame #die #end :b JOHNNY: May I take your order? /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: Yes, I'd like a burger, fries /i/i/i/i/i/i and a milkshake. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Coming right up! #restore counter:touch /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: Aww, just forget it. /e/s/e/e/s/e/e/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s $This is supposed to be a fast food $restaurant! You were obviously far too $slow in serving the impatient customer, $and thus, you are fired. #endgame #die #end :tab /e/e/e/e/e/e #mcdugal:phew /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/n #restore touch #end :nuts BROWN MAN: You messed up on my order! /i/i/i/i/i/i I'm leaving! /e/s/e/e/s/e/e/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s $What were you thinking?! Never, EVER $mess up on a customer's order! Employees $who do this deserve to die! #endgame #die #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: Fine, kid... Get away from me. #end џџџџ „q_@Man #end :a #zap touch /i/i/i #char 2 YELLOW MAN: Hum, de dum... /n/i/i/i/i/i Oh, look! A new restaurant! /i/i/i/i/i/i Gee, I've never heard of fast food before. /i/i/i/i/i/i Sounds good to me. I think I'll try it... /i/i/i/i/i/n Whoops! My shoelace came untied! /i/i/i/i/i/i Dum, de dum, de dum... /i/i/i/i/i/i Hmm, hum hmmmmm, hum... /i/i/i/i/i/i Ya da de da... /i/i/i/i/i/i There, all tied! /i/i/i/i/i/i #front:a /s/n/n/n/n/n #b #end :b Good god! I can't believe how dirty /i/i/i/i/i/i this place is! I'm leaving! /i/i/i/i/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s $Because of your inability to, uh, clean $lots of stuff in time, you've just scared $away a customer! Nice going, bonehead! $FIRED! #endgame #die #end :b #clear broom #set wow This place looks clean enough. /n/w/n/w/w/w/n/w ROD: Welcome to BJ's, may I /i/i/i/i/i/i take your order? /i/i/i/i/i/i YELLOW MAN: Um, yes, I'll have a burger /i/i/i/i/i/i and a Coca-Cola. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Coming right up... #rod:c #end :f /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /s/s/s #restore touch #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i YELLOW MAN: ........ #end #џџџџ џџџџoH@Muzak #cycle 1 #end :hey #play icx+cx44x-agfdx44xxcxfx44xefa+cx44 #end Ф7Backuprant 2aurantassages, FloorsaЏLДU=:::: x x  xx   $xx$x x  $xx$ $ x  $q x$$xx$ $ @@@@x  $~ x$N$ @@$B@x  $v$[x$`$ x  $xx$x$gx  $`@@@$Kx  $x$$x$F@$E$Jx  x  ${@x  $  @@@@x  $ $o$ @@@$Nx   xxx x    $ 0$ :=ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. :# bQx мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ\?‹@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch This is where our customers are served. It seems a bit dirty, and there are grease stains everywhere... #end мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџЦ>Фџџџџd?ц@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch #if low then c #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 2 /s #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /n #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end :c Wait a minute. #end Фџџџџs?Ы@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 6 /e #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end Фџџџџ?Ь@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end лџџџџ Œ?‚@Display #cycle 1 #end :touch It's a display case for the Kiddy Meal toys. BJ's is currently offering jagged metal robots and cotton-stuffed teddy bears. #end :touch Hmmm... !1;Take the cotton-stuffed teddy bear !2;Take the jagged metal robot #end :1 #zap touch #set bear #end :2 #zap touch #set robot #end :touch One toy is enough. #end :touch Only the teddy remains in here. #end *џџџџ Є?u@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch These are also good substitutes for tissues and toilet paper. I'll shut up, now. #end џџџџЌ?\@Utensils #cycle 1 #end :touch This isn't the kind of place where you need this stuff. #end џџџџБ?Х@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch #if zow then b Why, it smells like poison in there! Yick! #end :b Why, it smells like poison in there! !1;Put trash inside the burger #end :1 #clear zow #set pow #end !мџџџџО?#bind television ! пџџџџП?#bind television ! оџџџџР?m@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch Some idiots actually think that TV rots your brain and makes it smell. #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџЧ?Z@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch #if crow then b Delicious and nutritious!... Uh, scratch that last part. #end :b I promised that loser a free burger, but I'll need something more to stop him from blabbing about all those deaths at Mr. McDugal's fine restaurant... !1;Take one #end :1 #clear crow #set zow #zap b #end :b I already have one. #end #џџџџ м?l@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch Not too soft, not too crispy... Indeed, this is one excellent french fry. #end ;џџџџу?x@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch Ahh, my trusty broom once thwarted this evil machine's diabolical scheme to overflow. #end Oџџџџы?[@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch Customers can use these while they "wait" for their food. #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? Бџџџџ №?В@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџ ћ? #bind menu  Бџџџџќ? #bind menu ! џџџџ§?w@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch This little beauty is brand new, and has the latest in monophonic sound technology! #end   џџџџ @R@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџ @ #bind stove џџџџ @­@Refrigerator #cycle 1 #end :touch It's the largest refrigerator I've ever seen! Two of the workers who designed it are rumored to have gotten lost and died in there! #end #џџџџ@a@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch No way am I going back in there. Well, unless duty calls... #end Вџџџџ @#bind display 2џџџџ@Ї@Hey, you! #cycle 1 :a #if alligned then b #a #end :b $You are caught trying to escape your $job and this game! What were you $thinking? You're fired! #endgame #end  џџџџ &@8@McDugal :a /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ?n /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ?s #a #end # џџџџ*@?@Rod #zap touch #clear wow #set low /i Several minutes later... /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Johnny! What happened in there?! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Well, I came in to find some guy /i/i/i/i/i/i trying to drown himself in the toilet. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Where is he? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: He jumped into the toilet and was /i/i/i/i/i/i sucked down into oblivion. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Ohhh-kayyy. We'd better get working. /i/i/i #block:vanish /s/s/s/s /w/w/w/w/w/w #mother:a /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #swinging:a /s/n/n/n #clear low /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #restore touch #end :touch #if blocked e then a #if vow then v ROD: Get to work, kid. #end :a #lock ROD: What are you doing back here?! /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/i/i/i/i/i/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #unlock #end :v #zap touch #clear vow #set low #veteran:stoppit JOHNNY: There's a mentally unstable /i/i/i/i/i/i veteran out there, complaining of /i/i/i/i/i/i "vicious, bloodthirsty zombie flies". /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Glad you told me about this! Come /i/i/i/i/i/i on, I'll show you what we do with loonies. #cycle 2 /i/i/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #swinging:a #clear low /s/s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /e/e/e/e/n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #cycle 3 Is this the guy? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Yup, that's him alright. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Okay, sir, I'm going to have to ask /i/i/i/i/i/i you to come with me. /i/i/i/i/i/i VETERAN: What?! What is this?! /w #veteran:l /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/n/n/n/w #end :bano /e #char 255 Well, why did you bring me here?! /i/i/i/i/i/i #play ++cegb {Sploosh!} /i/i/i/i/i/i #char 2 /i/i JOHNNY: What happened? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: I took a hint from you and /i/i/i/i/i/i flushed him down the toilet. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Neato! /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Yeah, he sure was mad... /s/s/s/s/s/s/s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #set low /w/w/w/w/w/w #brown:loser /w/w #swinging:a #clear low /s/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #restore touch #end " џџџџž@@Block #end :vanish #die #end " џџџџ @@Block #end :vanish #die #end # џџџџЁ@@Block #end :vanish #die #end $ џџџџ Ѓ@@Block #end :vanish #die #end $ џџџџ Ѕ@@Block #end :vanish #die #end .џџџџ@Ї@Z@Yellow #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i YELLOW MAN: ........ #end &џџџџ@šo @Brown #zap touch #zap touch #zap touch #zap touch #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: Fine, kid... Get away from me. #end :a #lock /i/i/i BROWN MAN: Ahhhh. Peace and quiet. /i #veteran:a #restore touch #restore touch #restore touch #restore touch #unlock #end :loser #zap touch BROWN MAN: Excuse me, young sir. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Young sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Are you hard of hearing? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Fine, then. If you don't want to listen /i/i/i/i/i/i to what customers have to say, /i/i/i/i/i/i I'm never coming here again! /i/i/i/i/i/i $Listening to customers is important, and $you don't seem to be able to do that! $That one little flaw in your character $has just cost you your life for no reason $whatsoever! #endgame #end :touch #lock #zap touch #set low JOHNNY: What is it? /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: Well, I couldn't help noticing /i/i/i/i/i/i that a number of people have been, well, /i/i/i/i/i/i dying in this restaurant! /i/i/i/i/i/i It makes me feel a bit uncomfortable. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Sorry for the inconvenience. /i/i/i/i/i/i How about a free burger? /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: Alright. Thank you very much. #clear low #set crow #unlock /i/i/i/i/i/i Aww, nuts. This blabbermouth is going to tell everyone about our morbid atmosphere! I've got to stop him, but how? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $You snooze, you lose! Not only does this $man blab to everyone about all the deaths $in BJ's, but he also tells them of the $utterly horrible service! #endgame #end :touch #if zow then zzz #if pow then ppp $My god! You told this guy that you would $get him a burger, and you didn't do that! $What is wrong with you?! #endgame #end :zzz $As I said before, a burger is not enough $to keep people from blabbing about $certain incidents! Even though you were $kind enough to give him free food, the $man in brown is still pure poison! #endgame #end :ppp #zap touch #clear pow #set low BROWN MAN: Thanks, kid. /i/i/i/i/i/i This burger looks delicious. /i/i/i/i/i/i {Chomp, chomp, chomp!} /i/i/i/i/i/i Unnnnnghhhh..... /i/i/i/i/i/i GAAAAAAHHH!!! #char 2 /i/i/i/i/i/i Seems our friend in brown has caught the flesh-eating virus from my special burger. Heh, heh, heh... #rod:lazy #become red fake #end +џџџџ@­@о@Mother #zap touch #end :a #zap display:touch #restore greenboy:touch #restore cyangirl:touch GREEN BOY: Mama! This food is all greasy! /i/i/i/i/i/i CYAN GIRL: Mama! I bit my tongue! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Shut up, you stupid kids. /i/i/i/i/i/i GREEN BOY: Mama! Mama called us stupid! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Damn right I did. /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: (Agh, this is really annoying!) /i/i/i/i/i/i CYAN GIRL: Mama! I poked my eye! /i/i/i/i/i/i GREEN BOY: Mama! I stabbed my kidney! /i/i/i/i/i/i CYAN GIRL: Mama! I wanna go home! /i/i/i/i/i/i GREEN BOY: Mama! I do, too! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Okay, you stupid kids! /i/i #lock #greenboy:a #cyangirl:a :d /s/s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s #front2:a /s/s/s/s $That loser family may have been annoying, $but not seeing them brought to justice $has made the man in brown very mad! Um, $in his rage, he kills everyone in sight $using only a plastic fork and spoon! #endgame #die #end :slice #become red fake #end :stoop #end .џџџџ@*pB@Cyangirl #zap touch #end :a #lock /s/s/s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s /s/i/i #front2:a /s/s/s/s #die #end :touch #if bear then bea #if robot then robo #end :bea #zap touch #zap greenboy:touch #mother:stoop JOHNNY: Here, kids. Take this bear. /i/i/i/i/i/i CYAN GIRL: Mama! I want it first! /i/i/i/i/i/i GREEN BOY: Mama! No, I want it first! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Share the $#@%* thing! /i/i/i/i/i/i #play 77777772 {RRRRIP!} /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: That's it! We're leaving! /i #mother:d #greenboy:a #a #end :robo #zap touch #zap greenboy:touch #mother:stoop JOHNNY: Here, kids. Take this robot. /i/i/i/i/i/i CYAN GIRL: Mama! I want it first /i/i/i/i/i/i GREEN BOY: Mama! No, I want it first! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Share the $#@%* thing! /i/i/i/i/i/i #play 88888882 {SSSSLICE!} /i/i/i/i/i/i #mother:slice #greenboy:slice Apparently, that jagged metal robot was far too jagged for anyone to be playing with! The three annoying customers are sliced and diced beyond recognition, which, by the way, IS a good thing. #brown:a #zap display:touch #become red fake #end .џџџџ@ы@ј@Greenboy #zap touch #end :a #lock /s/s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s /s/s/s/s #die #end :touch #if bear then bea #if robot then robo #end :bea #zap touch #cyangirl:bea #end :robo #zap touch #cyangirl:robo #end :slice #become red fake #end + џџџџ@ np@Veteran #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i VETERAN: It's very mediocre, kid! #end :a #lock /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 1 VETERAN: Hmm... There seems to be a dead /i/i/i/i/i/i fly on my burger! Holy smokes! #zap touch #unlock /i/i/i #char 2 /i/i/i Someone, come quick! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i I said, SOMEONE, COME QUICK! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #lock Looks like it's time to take matters /i/i/i/i/i/i into my own hands... /i/i/i/i/i/i $And this means kicking the @$$es of the $lazy bum employees who didn't come to his $aid! Rule #552: Always honor veterans, $even when they use this information as an $excuse to get whatever they want! #endgame #end :touch #set low JOHNNY: What seems to be the problem, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i VETERAN: Your burgers are infested with /i/i/i/i/i/i vicious, bloodthirsty zombie flies! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Hmm, I'll get right back to you... #zap touch #clear low #set vow /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $Keeping a customer waiting can't be good $for a restaurant's image! News of bad $service travels by word of mouth, and $pretty soon, no one wants to come to your $restaurant anymore! #endgame #end :l /s/w/w/w/w You can't do this to me! I'm a veteran! /w/w/w/w/n/n/n #rod:bano #die #end :stoppit #end ˜G Restaurant 2aurantassages, FloorsaЏLДU=::: " x x  xx   $xx$x x  $xx$ $ x  $q x$$xx$ $ @@@@x  $~ x$N$ @@$B@x  $v$[x$`$ x  $xx$x$gx  $`@@@$Kx  $x$$x$F@$E$Jx  x  ${@x  $  @@@@x  $ $o$ @@@$Nx   xxx x    $ 0$ :$ ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall.# <# bQx мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџэ=(@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch This is where our customers are served. It seems a bit dirty, and there are grease stains everywhere... #end :touch #zap touch #cycle 3 #sally:krud #play igab+cxx-bgqaib+c-qgxigab+cxx-bgha JOHNNY: Sally? /i/i/i/i/i/i SALLY: Oh, hi Johnny. /i/i/i/i/i/i #sally:b #end мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџЦ>Фџџџџ>M@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch #if low then c #if glow then d #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 2 /s #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /n #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end :c Wait a minute. #end :d #if blocked s then a I have to stay here in case any customers pay us a visit! #end Фџџџџ pЫ@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 6 /e #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end ФџџџџpЬ@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end лџџџџ  p‚@Display #cycle 1 #end :touch It's a display case for the Kiddy Meal toys. BJ's is currently offering jagged metal robots and cotton-stuffed teddy bears. #end :touch Hmmm... !1;Take the cotton-stuffed teddy bear !2;Take the jagged metal robot #end :1 #zap touch #set bear #end :2 #zap touch #set robot #end :touch One toy is enough. #end :touch Only the teddy remains in here. #end *џџџџ8pu@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch These are also good substitutes for tissues and toilet paper. I'll shut up, now. #end џџџџ?p\@Utensils #cycle 1 #end :touch This isn't the kind of place where you need this stuff. #end џџџџEpХ@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch #if zow then b Why, it smells like poison in there! Yick! #end :b Why, it smells like poison in there! !1;Put trash inside the burger #end :1 #clear zow #set pow #end !мџџџџ Qp#bind television ! пџџџџ Rp#bind television ! оџџџџ Spm@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch Some idiots actually think that TV rots your brain and makes it smell. #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџZpZ@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch #if crow then b Delicious and nutritious!... Uh, scratch that last part. #end :b I promised that loser a free burger, but I'll need something more to stop him from blabbing about all those deaths at Mr. McDugal's fine restaurant... !1;Take one #end :1 #clear crow #set zow #zap b #end :b I already have one. #end #џџџџppl@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch Not too soft, not too crispy... Indeed, this is one excellent french fry. #end ;џџџџvpx@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch Ahh, my trusty broom once thwarted this evil machine's diabolical scheme to overflow. #end Oџџџџ~p[@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch Customers can use these while they "wait" for their food. #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? Бџџџџ„pВ@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџp #bind menu  Бџџџџp #bind menu ! џџџџ pw@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch This little beauty is brand new, and has the latest in monophonic sound technology! #end   џџџџ˜pR@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџp #bind stove џџџџp@Freezer #cycle 1 #end :touch It's the largest freezer I've ever seen! Two of the workers who designed it are rumored to have gotten lost and died in there! #end :touch #lock I hope I don't get lost and freeze to death in there. #put n empty /n #put n empty /n #put n passage #die #end #џџџџ Џpa@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch No way am I going back in there. Well, unless duty calls... #end Вџџџџ Еp#bind display 2џџџџ ЖpЇ@Hey, you! #cycle 1 :a #if alligned then b #a #end :b $You are caught trying to escape your $job and this game! What were you $thinking? You're fired! #endgame #end  џџџџСp]@McDugal #zap touch :a /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ?n /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ?s #a #end :ear /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #restore touch MR. MCDUGAL: Johnny! Get over here! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Where is that stupid kid?... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $One word: FIRED! #endgame #end :touch #zap touch #set low MR. MCDUGAL: There you are. /i/i/i/i/i/i Listen, I've made a lot more burgers than /i/i/i/i/i/i we've had customers. I'll need to store /i/i/i/i/i/i away some of them in the freezer. /i/i/i/i/i/i Your task is to place them in the darkest, /i/i/i/i/i/i coldest corner you can find. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: But that refrigerator is huge, and /i/i/i/i/i/i dangerous! And Joe's carcass is in there! /i/i/i/i/i/i #rod:back MR. MCDUGAL: Too bad, kid. /i/i/i/i/i/i Here are the burgers... #zap freezer:touch /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i I thought I told you to enter the freezer! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i You're starting to bug me, kid. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $Mr. McDugal doesn't like people who don't $follow directions, which means he doesn't $like you! He decides to leave you in the $freezer for eternity! #endgame #end # џџџџq{ @Rod #zap touch #clear wow #set low /i Several minutes later... /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Johnny! What happened in there?! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Well, I came in to find some guy /i/i/i/i/i/i trying to drown himself in the toilet. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Where is he? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: He jumped into the toilet and was /i/i/i/i/i/i sucked down into oblivion. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Ohhh-kayyy. We'd better get working. /i/i/i #block:vanish /s/s/s/s /w/w/w/w/w/w #mother:a /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #swinging:a /s/n/n/n #clear low /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #restore touch #end :touch #if blocked e then a #if vow then v #if blow then gee ROD: Get to work, kid. #end :a #lock ROD: What are you doing back here?! /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/i/i/i/i/i/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #unlock #end :v #zap touch #clear vow #set low #veteran:stoppit JOHNNY: There's a mentally unstable /i/i/i/i/i/i veteran out there, complaining of /i/i/i/i/i/i "vicious, bloodthirsty zombie flies". /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Glad you told me about this! Come /i/i/i/i/i/i on, I'll show you what we do with loonies. #cycle 2 /i/i/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #swinging:a #clear low /s/s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /e/e/e/e/n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #cycle 3 Is this the guy? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Yup, that's him alright. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Okay, sir, I'm going to have to ask /i/i/i/i/i/i you to come with me. /i/i/i/i/i/i VETERAN: What?! What is this?! /w #veteran:l /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/n/n/n/w #end :bano /e #char 255 Well, why did you bring me here?! /i/i/i/i/i/i #play ++cegb {Sploosh!} /i/i/i/i/i/i #char 2 /i/i JOHNNY: What happened? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: I took a hint from you and /i/i/i/i/i/i flushed him down the toilet. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Neato! /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Yeah, he sure was mad... /s/s/s/s/s/s/s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #set low /w/w/w/w/w/w #brown:loser /w/w #swinging:a #clear low /s/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #restore touch #end :lazy #lock /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #set blow #unlock ROD: Hey, Johnny! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i HEY, JOHNNY! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i For god sakes, Johnny, come over here! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $You lousy bum! If one of your superiors $is giving you directions, you damn well $better follow them! #endgame #end :gee #zap touch #clear blow #set low ROD: Johnny, I have some pressing business /i/i/i/i/i/i to attend to. Could you take my place as /i/i/i/i/i/i clerk here for awhile? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Sure, but what kind of "pressing /i/i/i/i/i/i business" are you talking about? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: A breath of fresh air. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Oh, okay. /i/i/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #swinging:a #clear low #set glow /s/s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/s/s/s #sally:a /s/s #front:a /s/s/s/w/w #end :back #end " џџџџ Ўq@Block #end :vanish #die #end " џџџџАq@Block #end :vanish #die #end # џџџџВq@Block #end :vanish #die #end $ џџџџДq@Block #end :vanish #die #end $ џџџџЖq@Block #end :vanish #die #end .џџџџ@ИqZ@Yellow #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i YELLOW MAN: ........ #end &џџџџ@ НqE @Brown #zap touch #zap touch #zap touch #zap touch #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: Fine, kid... Get away from me. #end :a #lock /i/i/i BROWN MAN: Ahhhh. Peace and quiet. /i #veteran:a #restore touch #restore touch #restore touch #restore touch #unlock #end :loser #zap touch BROWN MAN: Excuse me, young sir. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Young sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Are you hard of hearing? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Fine, then. If you don't want to listen /i/i/i/i/i/i to what customers have to say, /i/i/i/i/i/i I'm never coming here again! /i/i/i/i/i/i $Listening to customers is important, and $you don't seem to be able to do that! $That one little flaw in your character $has just cost you your life for no reason $whatsoever! #endgame #end :touch #lock #zap touch #set low JOHNNY: What is it? /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: Well, I couldn't help noticing /i/i/i/i/i/i that a number of people have been, well, /i/i/i/i/i/i #play s+cccc-ia#sxx+ccccid#sxxcccc #play ia#sxx+ccccid# dying in this restaurant! /i/i/i/i/i/i It makes me feel a bit uncomfortable. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Sorry for the inconvenience. /i/i/i/i/i/i How about a free burger? /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: Alright. Thank you very much. #clear low #set crow #unlock /i/i/i/i/i/i Aww, nuts. This blabbermouth is going to tell everyone about our morbid atmosphere! I've got to stop him, but how? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $You snooze, you lose! Not only does this $man blab to everyone about all the deaths $in BJ's, but he also tells them of the $utterly horrible service! #endgame #end :touch #if zow then zzz #if pow then ppp $My god! You told this guy that you would $get him a burger, and you didn't do that! $What is wrong with you?! #endgame #end :zzz $As I said before, a burger is not enough $to keep people from blabbing about $certain incidents! Even though you were $kind enough to give him free food, the $man in brown is still pure poison! #endgame #end :ppp #zap touch #clear pow #set low BROWN MAN: Thanks, kid. /i/i/i/i/i/i This burger looks delicious. /i/i/i/i/i/i {Chomp, chomp, chomp!} /i/i/i/i/i/i Unnnnnghhhh..... /i/i/i/i/i/i GAAAAAAHHH!!! #char 1 /i/i/i/i/i/i Seems our friend in brown has caught the flesh-eating virus from my special burger. Heh, heh, heh... #rod:lazy #clear low #become red fake #end +џџџџ@Qr@Mother #zap touch #end :a #zap display:touch #restore greenboy:touch #restore cyangirl:touch #play ifaeadacefaeadacxga#f#a#fa#ee# #play iga#f#a#fa#e GREEN BOY: Mama! This food is all greasy! /i/i/i/i/i/i CYAN GIRL: Mama! I bit my tongue! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Shut up, you stupid kids. /i/i/i/i/i/i GREEN BOY: Mama! Mama called us stupid! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Damn right I did. /i/i/i/i/i/i BROWN MAN: (Agh, this is really annoying!) /i/i/i/i/i/i CYAN GIRL: Mama! I poked my eye! /i/i/i/i/i/i GREEN BOY: Mama! I stabbed my kidney! /i/i/i/i/i/i CYAN GIRL: Mama! I wanna go home! /i/i/i/i/i/i GREEN BOY: Mama! I do, too! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Okay, you stupid kids! /i/i #lock #greenboy:a #cyangirl:a :d /s/s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s $That loser family may have been annoying, $but not seeing them brought to justice $has made the man in brown very mad! Um, $in his rage, he kills everyone in sight $using only a plastic fork and spoon! #endgame #die #end :slice #become red fake #end :stoop #end .џџџџ@“rC@Cyangirl #zap touch #end :a #lock /s/s/s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s /s/s/i/i #front:a /s/s/s/s #die #end :touch #if bear then bea #if robot then robo #end :bea #zap touch #zap greenboy:touch #mother:stoop JOHNNY: Here, kids. Take this bear. /i/i/i/i/i/i CYAN GIRL: Mama! I want it first! /i/i/i/i/i/i GREEN BOY: Mama! No, I want it first! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Share the $#@%* thing! /i/i/i/i/i/i #play 77777772 {RRRRIP!} /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: That's it! We're leaving! /i #mother:d #greenboy:a #a #end :robo #zap touch #zap greenboy:touch #mother:stoop JOHNNY: Here, kids. Take this robot. /i/i/i/i/i/i CYAN GIRL: Mama! I want it first /i/i/i/i/i/i GREEN BOY: Mama! No, I want it first! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Share the $#@%* thing! /i/i/i/i/i/i #play 88888882 {SSSSLICE!} /i/i/i/i/i/i #mother:slice #greenboy:slice Apparently, that jagged metal robot was far too jagged for anyone to be playing with! The three annoying customers are sliced and diced beyond recognition, which, by the way, IS a good thing. #brown:a #zap display:touch #become red fake #end .џџџџ@ зrњ@Greenboy #zap touch #end :a #lock /s/s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s /s/s/s/s/s #die #end :touch #if bear then bea #if robot then robo #end :bea #zap touch #cyangirl:bea #end :robo #zap touch #cyangirl:robo #end :slice #become red fake #end + џџџџ@чrm@Veteran #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i GREEN VETERAN: It's very mediocre, kid! #end :a #lock /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 1 GREEN VETERAN: Hmm... There seems to be a #play sc#d#c#d#c#d#c#d#icxxxxsd#c#d#c#d#c# #play sd#ic /i/i/i/i/i/i dead fly on my burger! Holy smokes! #zap touch #unlock /i/i/i #char 2 /i/i/i Someone, come quick! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i I said, SOMEONE, COME QUICK! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #lock Looks like it's time to take matters /i/i/i/i/i/i into my own hands... /i/i/i/i/i/i $And this means kicking the @$$es of the $lazy bum employees who didn't come to his $aid! Rule #552: Always honor veterans, $even when they use this information as an $excuse to get whatever they want! #endgame #end :touch #zap touch #set low JOHNNY: What seems to be the problem, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i VETERAN: Your burgers are infested with /i/i/i/i/i/i #play sa#g#a#g#a#g#a#ig vicious, bloodthirsty zombie flies! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Hmm, I'll get right back to you... #clear low #set vow /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $Keeping a customer waiting can't be good $for a restaurant's image! News of bad $service travels by word of mouth, and $pretty soon, no one wants to come to your $restaurant anymore! #endgame #end :l /s/w/w/w/w You can't do this to me! I'm a veteran! /w/w/w/w/n/n/n #rod:bano #die #end :stoppit #end џџџџ>sж@Sally #end :a #char 2 /i/n/n #front2:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/n/w/w/n/w/w/n/w/w #zap counter:touch PINK GIRL: Fast food? Hmm. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Looks like no one's gonna take my order. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #restore counter:touch Oh well. /e/e/s/e/e/s/e/e/s/s/s #front2:a /s/s/s/s $A really purdy girl walks through the $door, and you refuse to even take her $order?! What's wrong with your brain?! #endgame #die #end :b She sits three seats behind me in English class! /i :c !1;So, uh, what's up? !2;Wow, you're purdy! /i #c #end :2 SALLY: How dare you! /i/i #play 2 {Slap!} /i/i/e/e/s/e/e/s/e/e/s/s/s #front2:a /s/s/s/s $Smooth move, Romeo! Not only have you $driven away a promising teenage patron, $but you've also missed out on a real, $uh, "opportunity". #endgame #die #end :1 SALLY: Oh, nothing much. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: I just got this swell job at BJ's. /i/i/i/i/i/i SALLY: So just what exactly is a /i/i/i/i/i/i fast food restaurant? /i/i/i/i/i/i :d !2;A hangout for groovy chicks like you! !3;A place where you can get food fast. /i #d #end :3 SALLY: I see. Sounds interesting. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: One day, fast food will be big- /i/i/i/i/i/i bigger than Elvis! /i/i/i/i/i/i SALLY: Wow. /i/i/i/i/i/i :e !4;Wanna go see a movie this Friday? !2;Go away, you're boring. /i #e #end :4 SALLY: Sure, I'd like that. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Great, see you then! /i/i #clear glow /e/e/s/e/e/s/e/e/s/s/s #front2:a /s/s JOHNNY: I'm the luckiest guy on earth! /s/s #mcdugal:ear #die #end :krud #end џџџџэCinema 1Restaurantassages, FloorsaЏLДU=:::: x x  xx   $xx$x x  $xxx  $q x$xx@@@@x  $~ x$N@@@@x  $v$[x$` x  $xx$x$gx  $`@@@@x  $x$$x@@@@x  x  ${ $$ @x  $  @@@@x $ $o$ @@@$Nx  O  xxx x $ $ $07$ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. 3bQx мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџd?‹@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch This is where our customers are served. It seems a bit dirty, and there are grease stains everywhere... #end мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџ>Фџџџџl?Ю@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 2 /s #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end Фџџџџ y?Ы@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 6 /e #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end Фџџџџ†?Ь@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end лџџџџ “? @Display #cycle 1 #end :touch It's a display case for the Kiddy Meal toys. BJ's is currently offering jagged metal robots and cotton-stuffed teddy bears. #end *џџџџ?v@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch It's said that 45% of America's wasted paper products come in the form of napkins. #end џџџџ Є?‹@Utensils #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal says that plastic silverwear is the next big thing in eating utensils. What's he thinking? #end џџџџ­?Ё@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch A green trash barrel. Actually, it's a regular trash barrel painted green. Mr. McDugal must be too stingy to buy a good one. #end !мџџџџ>! пџџџџ>! оџџџџЗ?Щ@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch Wow, the wonders of technology! Scientists say that by the year 1995, we'll actually be able to participate in the shows we watch- right in our own homes! Neato! #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџУ?f@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch Mmmmm, mmm! The official BJ's hamburger, made from 100% pure cow! #end #џџџџЪ?U@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch Rod says we'll be getting many a Frenchman in here. #end ;џџџџ Я?v@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch This fantastic machine will get you any drink you want, from Pepsi-Colas to shakes! #end Oџџџџз?s@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch A small pile of hula hoops. It's a fab new craze! I can do ten minutes nonstop! #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? Бџџџџо?В@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџ> Бџџџџщ? #bind menu ! џџџџъ?ƒ@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal has loaded this thing with all the latest and greatest hits. Aren't records swell? #end   џџџџђ?R@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџї? #bind stove џџџџј?­@Refrigerator #cycle 1 #end :touch It's the largest refrigerator I've ever seen! Two of the workers who designed it are rumored to have gotten lost and died in there! #end #џџџџ@С@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch This door leads to another set of doors, which lead to the men's and women's bathrooms. I think this is all too complex for some of our stupider customers. #end Вџџџџ @#bind display .џџџџ@}Zўџџџџ@@Block #end :vanish #die #end џџџџ ‰Zџџџџ@Е@McDugal Meanwhile... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: So Rod, how has Johnny been /i/i/i/i/i/i as an employee? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: He's a good kid, sir. Does whatever /i/i/i/i/i/i I tell him to. Seems to be good /i/i/i/i/i/i with our customers. /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Excellent. HAHAHAHA! /i/i/i/i/i/i {Cough, cough}... /i/i/i/i/i/i Well, I sure hope he doesn't get lost /i/i/i/i/i/i and die in that freezer! /i/i/i #customer:a #end џџџџ7@o@Customer #end :a #char 2 /i/n/n #front:a /s/n Ahh, here's a customer right now... /n/n/n/n #block:vanish #end џџџџ џџџџ>@&@DiCrapio #play qgixgqa#+dc#c#-a #end fG Restaurant 3aurantassages, FloorsaЏLДU=::: " x x  xx   $xx$x x   $$$$xxx  $qx$x$xx@@@@x  $~ x$N@$G@@x  $v$[x$` x  $xx$x$gx   $ $`@@@@x  $x$$x@@@@x  x  ${@x  $  @@@@x  $ $o$ @@@$Nx   xxx x    $  $%$ $$$ $ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. = bQx мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџVaмџџџџ 5\‹@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch This is where our customers are served. It seems a bit dirty, and there are grease stains everywhere... #end мџџџџVaмџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџ>Фџџџџ>\ѕ@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch #if low then c #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 2 /s #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end :c Wait a minute. #end Фџџџџ M\Ы@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 6 /e #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end ФџџџџZ\Ь@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end лџџџџ g\€@Display #cycle 1 #end :touch One toy remains- a cotton-stuffed teddy bear. Who does Mr. McDugal get to make these toys for him, anyway? #end :touch A-HA! Kids are supposed to like stuffed animals, and it looks as if I've "stumbled" across one! !1;Take the cotton-stuffed teddy bear #end :1 #zap grey:touch #zap touch #end :touch This case is empty, man. Empty as your head! #end *џџџџ\П@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch I know why these things are called napkins. If you're taking a nap and don't want to get drool all over your pillow, you put one of these near your mouth. #end џџџџ‹\‘@Utensils #cycle 1 #end :touch Sure, these look like ordinary plastic utensils, but... Oh, never mind, they are ordinary plastic utensils. #end џџџџ”\L@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch What a trashy excuse for a trash barrel. #end !мџџџџ˜\#bind television ! пџџџџ™\#bind television ! оџџџџ›\С@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch The nature of it's status is off. Uh, I don't know if that made sense or not... #end :touch The only thing good on right now is "I Love Lucy". !1;Turn it on #end :1 #play qfiefgfef+cxc-qa Man, the only thing worse than this reception is the quality of our customers! #zap touch #dark:dud #end :touch Heh, heh, heh... Lucy can never seem to stay out of trouble. #end :touch Can't that guy just change the channel himself?! !2;Change the channel with a large sigh #end :2 It's the evening news. #zap touch #dark:sluggo #end :touch What kind of news is this? "Cat is rescued from tree", "10-year old boy breaks leg", "Real leprechaun sighting"- Where does it end? #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџЧ\“@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch I hear that some people feel eating animals is wrong. BWA-HA-HA! What red-blooded american doesn't like beef? #end #џџџџа\d@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch They're called "fries" 'cuz you fry 'em. Pretty intelligent, I am. #end :touch Now, how many packs did that woman want? !2;Take 1 pack !2;Take 2 packs !1;Take 3 packs !2;Take 4 packs !2;Take 5 packs #end :1 #zap touch #clear gah #set right #end :2 #zap touch #clear gah #set wrong #end :touch I've taken all that I need. #end ;џџџџц\h@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch This thing doesn't serve alcoholic beverages, so don't get any ideas. #end Oџџџџэ\ @Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch These things are great. They bring out the best in everyone. #end :touch These things are great. They bring out the best in everyone. !1;Take one #end :1 #zap touch #zap dark:touch #zap dark:touch #end :touch I took one already! #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? Бџџџџ §\В@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџ ] #bind menu  Бџџџџ ] #bind menu ! џџџџ ]n@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch My parents hate rock 'n' roll. They must be living in the past, maaaaaan. #end   џџџџ]R@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџ] #bind stove џџџџ]м@Freezer #cycle 1 #end :touch I hope I'll never have to go in there again... #end :touch #lock Let's just hope that bear has settled down a bit since last time... #put n empty /n #put n empty /n #put n passage #die #end #џџџџ $]r@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch El bano. No me gusta una bano muy mal. I really ought to learn more Spanish. #end Вџџџџ +]#bind display 2џџџџ ,]Ї@Hey, you! #cycle 1 :a #if alligned then b #a #end :b $You are caught trying to escape your $job and this game! What were you $thinking? You're fired! #endgame #end  џџџџ7]р@McDugal #if low then gla #set low :gla After much pain and frustration... /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Did you finish your mission? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: It almost killed me, but yes. /i/i/i/i/i/i There are rabid bears in there! /i/i/i/i/i/i I almost caught frostbite! /i/i/i/i/i/i Joe's corpse kept looking up at me! /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Uh huh. Get back to work. #clear low /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Okay... #block:disappear #grey:a :a ?s /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ?n /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #a #end  џџџџU]!@Block #end :disappear #die #end  џџџџxW]!@Block #end :disappear #die #end  џџџџxY]!@Block #end :disappear #die #end  џџџџx[]!@Block #end :disappear #die #end  џџџџ]]!@Block #end :disappear #die #end .џџџџ@_]Z@Yellow #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i YELLOW MAN: ........ #end ) џџџџ@e] @Grey #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, kid? /i/i/i/i/i/i GREY KID: Pretty good, I guess... #end :a #zap touch /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 1 GREY KID: ......!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i ..!!!..!!!!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i ..!!!!............ /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $Idiot! That kid may have not made any $noise, but in reality, he was choking on $one of Mr. McDugal's burgers! Now the $restaurant has a terrible reputation, and $it's all thanks to you, stupid! #endgame #end :touch :heimlich Seems this kid is choking! !1;The heimlich! The heimlich! /i #heimlich #end :1 #lock #play 2 #put w yellow normal #set low #char 2 /i/i/i KID: Why did you just grab me? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: You were choking. /i/i/i/i/i/i KID: Child abuse! #glug:a /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Now hold on just a darn second... /i/i/i/i/i/i KID: My daddy is going to sue you! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: But I just saved your life! /i/i/i/i/i/i #zap display:touch KID: How about a bribe? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Alright. I guess I can't argue. #zap touch #clear low #unlock /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $Did you think that a bratty little kid $wouldn't also be extremely impatient? $Well, you should have. #endgame #end :touch $You were supposed to bring the kid a $bribe, clodmeister! He may not deserve $one, but that's life, and yours is now $over! #endgame #end :touch #lock JOHNNY: Here you go, kid. /i/i/i/i/i/i KID: Oh, goody! Now I'll have something /i/i/i/i/i/i to set on fire besides my house! /i/i/i/s/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s JOHNNY: Something tells me I done good. /s/s/s/w/w/w/w/w/s/s #tseng:a #front2:a /s/s/s/s #die #end џџџџќk6@Rod #end :touch #if right then rrr #if wrong then www #if gah then www #if blocked e then a ROD: Get to work, kid. #end :a #lock ROD: What are you doing back here?! /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/i/i/i/i/i/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #unlock #end :frenchman /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/n/w/w/w/n/w/n/i/i/i/i/i /s/s/e/e/e/e/e/s/e/e/e/e/e/e ROD: Here are your "France fries" sir! /i/i/i/i/i/i GREY MAN: Thank you very much, neighbor! #dark:b /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: What a strange guy... /i/i/i #purplewoman:b /i/i/i Welcome to BJ's, may I take your order? /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Yes, but could you make this /i/i/i/i/i/i quick? I'm sort of on the run. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: That's why it's called "fast food"! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Alright, then. I'll have /i/i/i/i/i/i five burgers, three packs of french fries, /i/i/i/i/i/i and four shakes. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Hoboy... /w/w/w/w/w/w Johnny! Could you get those fries for me? #zap fries:touch #set gah /n/w/w/n/w/w/w/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/n/n/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/s/s/e/e/s/e/e/s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #restore touch ROD: Just a minute, our trainee is /i/i/i/i/i/i getting your fries. /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: I'm really in a rush... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #zap touch #purplewoman:runaway #end :www $Seems you have failed to follow through $and deliver the correct order to your $hurried customer. It also seems that you $are fired! #endgame #end :rrr #zap touch #clear right JOHNNY: I've got 'em! /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Here you are, ma'am. /i/i/i/i/i/i #purplewoman:moveon #end :goodwork ROD: Good work, Johnny! #rodney:a #restore touch #end :ouchies #cycle 1 #play 2 #char 15 /i #char 2 #put w red fake #cycle 3 #end :ice ROD: Johnny...... /i/i/i/i/i/i #play +sa#g#qg JOHNNY: Holy god, you're bleeding, Rod! /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Get some... ice from the... freezer.. /i/i/i/i/i/i Need it... for my wound... /i/i/i/i/i/i Agh, not the freezer again! #zap freezer:touch /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $What in the world?! A man was bleeding, $and you were too lazy to go into the $extremely dangerous freezer to get him $some ice for the bruise! F-I-R-E-D. #endgame #end џџџџЯ]г@Tseng #end :a #char 1 /i/n/n #front:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/n/i/i/i/i TSENG: Agh, more dobermans. /i/i #play idfqgixxx6xx444xx6 /i/i/i/i/s/s/s #front:a /s/s ROD: What the heck was that all about? /s/s #dark:a #die #end џџџџl @Dark #end :a #lock /i/i/i/i/i/i/e #char 2 /i/n/n #front:a /s/n/n/n/n/n #zap rod:touch /w/w/n/w/w/n/w/n GREY MAN: Hiya, neighbor. /i/i/i/i #purplewoman:a /i/i ROD: Um, hiya. May I take your order? /i/i/i/i/i/i GREY MAN: Sure, sure. I'll just have /i/i/i/i/i/i some France fries. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: You mean French Fries. /i/i/i/i/i/i #char 1 GREY MAN: I'll call them whatever I want! #play sddd#xd#xxxd#d#dxdxxxd#fd#dc /i/i/i/i/i/i #char 2 ROD: Well, good for you! /i/i/i/i/i/i Hmph! #rod:frenchman /i/i/i/i GREY MAN: What are YOU looking at, /i/i/i/i/i/i purple freak?! /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE WOMAN: Hmph. #zap touch #unlock #end :b #lock /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/s/s #restore touch #unlock #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i GREY MAN: Excellent. Have a horrid day! #end :coolness #zap touch #zap touch /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i GREY MAN: Pardon me, could someone turn /i/i/i/i/i/i #zap television:touch on the television set for me? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: You do it, Johnny. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $D'oh! Don't you get it?! When someone $gives you a set of instructions in this $game, you darn well better follow them! $In case you haven't noticed, Mr. McDugal $is big on firing people, and you always $seem to be his next victim! #endgame #end :dud GREY MAN: Ahhhhhh. My favorite show! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Ho ho ho ho... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i BWA-HA-HA-HA! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Change the channel, you stupid kid! #zap television:touch /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $Always pay attention to the customer, and $hang on to their every word. This way, $you can avoid a firing like the one $you're about to get right now! #endgame #end :sluggo GREY MAN: Thank you, lad. /i/i/i/i/i/i Seems this guy has "Jeckyl/Hyde syndrome". I bet if I could bring out the best in him, he'd recommend BJ's to everyone! The question remains, how do I accomplish this? #zap hoops:touch #rodney:ike #restore touch #end :touch #end :touch #zap touch #rodney:nope #set low JOHNNY: Ta-daa! Try a hula hoop! /i/i/i/i/i/i GREY MAN: I don't want it, moron. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Aww, come on! Everyone loves /i/i/i/i/i/i the hula hoop! /i/i/i/i/i/i GREY MAN: Fine. I'll try it, but I /i/i/i/i/i/i won't enjoy it. /i/i/i/i/i/i/n/i/i/i #rodney:gugle :flubber #cycle 1 #play 0 /w #play 0 /e #flubber #end :digital #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i/i I'm going to recommend this /i/i/i/i/i/i hula-hoop housing restaurant to everyone! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Thank you, Mr. Jeckyl- er, sir. /i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 2 #clear low GREY MAN: Wow!... /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s #businessman:a #die #end :dedude $You have failed to bring out the Jeckyl $in this multiple personality freak. $Therefore, he tells his few friends NOT $to visit Mr. McDugal's fine ristorante. $Word spreads, and soon, you're completely $out of business! #endgame #end џџџџм]у@Purplewoman #end :a /w #char 2 /i/n/n #front2:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/w/w/n/w/w/n/w/w #end :b /n #end :runaway #cycle 1 No time for this! Gotta go! /e/e/e/e/e/s/s/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s $She said that she was on the run, so why $did you lazily saunter around when you $could have been getting the french fries $like Rod asked you to, and saving your $job?! #endgame #die #end :moveon PURPLE WOMAN: Thanks! Gotta go! #cycle 2 /e/e/e/e/e/s/s/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s #rod:goodwork #die #end џџџџrй@Rodney #end :a /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #zap rod:touch #zap dark:touch #zap yellow:touch ROD: Hey, Johnny. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Yeah? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: What are your hopes? Your dreams? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Well, uh, geeze, uh... /i/i/i/i/i/i I want to be President of the US of A! /i/i/i/i/i/i Down with Eisenhower, that old windbag! /i/i/i/i/i/i #play if#dgexxaf#aqag ROD: Someday I'm gonna have /i/i/i/i/i my own restaurant. /i/i/i/i/i :aa !1;But you're an incompetent dolt! !2;Tell me more, tell me more, no, you I $shall not taunt! /i #aa #end :1 ROD: WHAT?! /i/i/i/i/i/i $Bet you saw this one coming! Next time, $try to be a bit more, uh, sensitive? $And follow the music, too! But for now, $you're fired! #endgame #end :2 #play +if#dqgigeqaiaagagf#xx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play if#dgexxaf#aqag ROD: Much better than you've ever seen! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i :bb !1;I doubt it. !3;Tell me more, tell me more, you better $keep it clean! /i #bb #end :3 #play +if#dqgigeqaiaagagf#xx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play if#dgexxaf#aqag ROD: People will come from miles around! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i :cc !4;Tell me more, tell me more, don't run $this into the ground! !1;Maybe yards, but not miles! /i #cc #end :4 #play +if#dqgigeqaiaagagf#xx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play if#dgexxaf#aqag ROD: It'll open when I spot a cheap lease! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i :dd !5;Tell me more, wait a minute, this was $stolen from Grease! !1;With your luck, that'll never happen! /i #dd #end :5 #play +if#dqgigeqaiaagagf#xx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Huh? Grease doesn't make music. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Never mind. #restore rod:touch #restore yellow:touch #dark:coolness #end :gugle /i/i/i Hey.... /i/i/i/i/i/i This is actually sort of fun! /i/i/i/i/i/i Woo-ha! Wow! Hula hoops forever! /i/i/i/i/i/i YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! /i/i/i/i/i/i #dark:digital Wow, that was exhilerating! #end :ike /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #dark:dedude #end :nope #end џџџџњ]7@Businessman #end :a /i/i/i/e/e #char 1 /i/n/n #front:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/n #zap rod:touch /w/w/n/w/w/n/w BUSINESSMAN: Scuse me, sir. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Yes? /i/i/i/i/i/i BUSINESSMAN: I'm Brad Berry from BJ's /i/i/i/i/i/i Wholesale Club. I couldn't help noticing /i/i/i/i/i/i that this restaurant is also called /i/i/i/i/i/i "BJ's". I'd like to request that you /i/i/i/i/i/i rename this establishment. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: My boss, Mr. McDugal, spent weeks and /i/i/i/i/i/i weeks thinking up the name. Seriously! /i/i/i/i/i/i I'm sure he wouldn't change it /i/i/i/i/i/i for anything! /i/i/i/i/i/i BRAD: Can I at least speak to him? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: No. /i/i/i/i/i/i BRAD: Well, fine, you uncoopertive punk! /i/i/i/i/i/i #rod:ouchies Take that! /i/i/i/i/i/i I'm leaving. /e/s/e/e/s/e/e/s/s/s #front:a #rod:ice /s/s/s/s #die #end џџџџ џџџџ -^Ђ@Glug #cycle 1 #end :a #play sggxfgxg#g#xgfxigg# #play sggxfgxg#g#xgfxigg# #play scxdxd#xccxdd#xdxxx4x4x4x44x44x4xxx #play sgxgxgxg#g#xffxg#xxx4x4x4x44x44x4 #end H Restaurant 43urantassages, FloorsaЏLДU=:::: x x  $ xx   $xx$x x  $ $ $ $$xxx  $qx$ x$xx@@@@x  $~ x$N@@$F@x  $v$[x$` x  $xx$x$gx  $`@@@$Ex  $x$$x@$J@@x  x  ${@x  $  @@@@x  $ $o$ $@@$Nx   xxx x    $  $%$  $$$ $pERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. C bQx мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ\?‹@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch This is where our customers are served. It seems a bit dirty, and there are grease stains everywhere... #end мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџ>Фџџџџe?ѕ@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch #if low then c #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 2 /s #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end :c Wait a minute. #end Фџџџџt?Ы@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 6 /e #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end Фџџџџ?Ь@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end лџџџџ ?˜@Display #cycle 1 #end :touch There are no more toys in here. What little cheer this restaurant once had is now gone. Except for my personality. #end *џџџџ—?-@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch Only blue-blooded, high-society richards would take napkins in a place like this. #end :touch How many should I take?! HOW MANY?!! !1;A few !2;A lot !1;More than a few #end :1 #set wrongo #zap touch #end :touch I took some already! #end :2 #set righto #zap touch #end џџџџЊ?P@Utensils #cycle 1 #end :touch A utopia of utensils, ripe for the picking. #end џџџџЏ?Й@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch Some people say that it's possible to turn things which we throw into the trash into useful products. The whole process is called (guffaw) RECYCLING! #end !мџџџџ К?#bind television ! пџџџџ Л?#bind television ! оџџџџ М?k@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch First the TELEphone, now the TELEvision- What's next, TELEmarketers? #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџУ?Ž@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch Eat one of these for breakfast every morning, and you'll live to the ripe old age of 37. #end :touch Most of the hot oil in this tray has cooled down, so I can just reach in and take one of these burgers. Still, it probably won't be enough to calm down that annoying foreigner... !1;Take one #end :1 #zap fries:touch #zap touch #end :touch I took one already. #end #џџџџм?у@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch Fries- Sounds like a German word to me. #end :touch Whoa, plenty of hot oil in here! !1;Dip the burger in the oil #end :1 #set clod #zap touch #end :touch Now there is, uh, less oil in here. #end ;џџџџ ъ?†@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch My past experiences with this thing tell me that Mr. McDugal definitely needs to hire a mechanic... #end Oџџџџђ?Ђ@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch I once heard that the Hawaiians sued the company that first manufactured these things. Apparently, it had "stolen their dance". #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? Бџџџџ§?В@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџ@ #bind menu  Бџџџџ@ #bind menu ! џџџџ @-@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch These things can cheer anyone up, from the most maniacal dictator, to the ugliest girl on the block! #end :touch These things can cheer anyone up, from the most maniacal dictator, to the ugliest girl on the block! !1;Insert nickel #end :1 #fred:cure #restore touch #end   џџџџ@R@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџ!@ #bind stove џџџџ"@>@Freezer #cycle 1 #end :touch No. No no no no no. No. #end #џџџџ&@r@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch Contrary to popular belief, not all bathrooms actually have bathtubs in them. #end Вџџџџ -@#bind display 2џџџџ.@Ќ@Hey #cycle 1 :a #if alligned then b #a #end :b $You are caught trying to escape your $job and this game! What were you $thinking? You're fired! #endgame #end :stop #end .џџџџ@8@Z@Yellow #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i YELLOW MAN: ........ #end  џџџџ>@Ъ@McDugal #zap touch :a ?s /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ?n /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #a #end :yelling /i/i/i/i/i/i #restore touch MR. MCDUGAL: JOHNNY!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i JOOOOOOHHHHHNNNYYY!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i STUPID EMPLOYEE, COME HERE!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $Stupid is right! Even though you have $been a fairly good employee so far, $that's not enough to keep you from $getting fired for not following $directions! #endgame #end :touch #zap touch #set low MR. MCDUGAL: There you are. Listen, I'm /i/i/i/i/i/i running sort of low on ketchup. Could you /i/i/i/i/i/i run out and get me some from the store? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Sure. /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Great, here's some money... #clear low #outside:a #hey:stop /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $You were SUPPOSED to go to the store, but $instead, you just sat around. A $worthless employee ye be! Fired! #endgame #end  џџџџ{@ќ@Rod #zap touch After much more pain and frustration... /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: {Gasp, gasp}, here's your ice... /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: That's okay, I don't need it anymore. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: WHAT?! /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: I wasn't really hurt all that badly. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Ugh. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Sorry for your trouble, kid. /i/i/i/i/i/i Now get back to work. /i/i #block:vanish /w/s/s/s/s/s/e/e/e/e/e/e #fred:a #restore touch #end :touch #if blocked e then a ROD: Get back to work, kid. #end :a #lock ROD: What are you doing back here?! /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/i/i/i/i/i/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #unlock #end :comin ROD: Coming right up! /i/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/n/w/n/w/n/w/n/w/i/i/i/i/i /e/s/e/s/e/s/e/s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e ROD: Here you are, kids. Enjoy! /i/i/i/i/i/i FRED: Thanks. #fred:sit #becky:sit #restore touch #end :dance #zap touch #cycle 1 :ddd /e/w #ddd #end :stopit /w #cycle 3 #end :foody /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/n/w/n/w/i/i/i/i/i/n/i/i /i/i/i/n/i/i/i/i/i/s/s/e/s/e/s/e/e/e/e/e/e /e/e/e ROD: Enjoy your meal, sir. #editor:b #restore touch #end  џџџџК@@Block #end :vanish #die #end  џџџџx М@@Block #end :vanish #die #end  џџџџx О@@Block #end :vanish #die #end  џџџџxР@@Block #end :vanish #die #end  џџџџТ@@Block #end :vanish #die #end + џџџџ@Ф@N@Brown #end :dance #cycle 1 /s :ddd /e/w #ddd #end :stopit /w/n #cycle 3 #end )џџџџ@Щ@N@Green #end :dance #cycle 1 /s :ddd /e/w #ddd #end :stopit /w/n #cycle 3 #end .џџџџ@xpm @Purple #zap touch #end :dance #cycle 1 /n :ddd /w/e #ddd #end :stopit /s #cycle 3 #end :bludnose #zap touch /i/i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE MAN: Ha! In my country, food iz /i/i/i/i/i/i prepared much betta than in da USA. /i/i/i/i/i/i Ve haf da finest chefs in da vorld! /i/i/i/i/i/i I laugh at zese atrocities I am eatink! /i/i/i/i/i/i Zis I vill tell to manager! Ha! /n/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w JOHNNY: What a jerk... #zap rod:touch /s/s/s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w PURPLE MAN: Excuse me, I speak to manager? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: You do? That's great. /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE MAN: No no no! MAY I speak to /i/i/i/i/i/i manager? Foolish language... /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Who's asking? /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE MAN: A rude, disgruntled customer. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Okay... /i/i/w/w/w #restore rod:touch #set low /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #swinging:a #clear low /s/n PURPLE MAN: Ha! Vhat horrible conditions! /n/n/n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #restore touch #set immigrant #zap burgers:touch Excuse me, stupid mon. /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: What is it, loser? /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE MAN: I jus wanted to tell you of /i/i/i/i/i/i how exquisite you might find da /i/i/i/i/i/i restaurants in my country, compared to zis /i/i/i/i/i/i monstrocity I am seeing before me. /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Just what is your country? /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE MAN: I am comink from- /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Stop. I don't want to /i/i/i/i/i/i hear it. Out. Now. Pronto. /i/i/i/i/i/i PURPLE MAN: Vhat iz za matter, stupid mon? /i/i/i/i/i/i Vhy, in my country, ve haf zis chain of /i/i/i/i/i/i restaurants called "Grietzen Burger". /i/i/i/i/i/i Zey is za most popular in all of da /i/i/i/i/i/i province of Norfindland. /i/i/i/i/i/i Much more popular zan American restaurant! /i/i/i/i/i/i #clear immigrant #zap touch Ha ha ha... /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #set low /s/s/s/s #swinging:a #clear low /s/s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/s/s /s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s $That rude, disgruntled immig'ant has just $crushed poor defenseless Mr. McDugal's $spirit. And YOU! You just stood around $and watched it happen! For shame! Now $your boss is too depressed to run his $restaurant anymore! #endgame #die #end :touch #if clod then clodd $This time, you have nothing to whack your $enemy over the head with. Quite a shame, $since he notices your fairly menacing $figure behind him, and, in an act of self $defense, kicks the crud out of you. #endgame #end :clodd #clear clod #set low #zap touch :cloddd Hey, I just had the craziest idea... !1;Place the hot, grease-covered burger $down the foreigner's shirt /i #cloddd #end :1 #cycle 1 #char 2 PURPLE MAN: GAAAAAAHH!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Zere is somethink in my shirt! OWWWWW!!! /w/w/e/e/w/w/e/e/w/w/e/e/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! /w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s #swinging:a #clear low /s/s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e I BE BACK! /e/e/e/e/e/s/s/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s SSSSSSsssss.... #freddie:melting /i #become yellow fake #end џџџџ .qу@Fred #end :a /i/i/i/i/i/i #becky:a #char 2 /i/n/n #front:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/n/w/w/n #zap rod:touch /w/w/n/w TEEN BOY: Hey, I'd like one shake, please. /i/i/i/i/i/i #rod:comin /i/i/i/i/i/i TEEN BOY: I hear this place is supposed to /i/i/i/i/i/i serve your order really fast, Becky. /i/i/i/i/i/i BECKY: I've never seen a place like /i/i/i/i/i/i this before, Fred. #end :sit /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/n /n FRED: Come on, we'll share this. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i {Ssssssip} /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i {Ssssssssssip} /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i FRED: Ah, Ah... /i/i/i/i A-CHOO! #becky:spit #end :after /s/s/w/w/w #end :riddance /i/i/i/i/i/e/e/e/n/i/i/i/i #musicbox:sam #end :wildarms JOHNNY: Bravo. Now shut up, you're #char 1 /i/i/i/i/i/i disturbing the rest of the customers. /i/i/i/i/i/i #char 1 FRED: Aww, nothing will cheer me up! #zap jukebox:touch /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Pout, pout, pout. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Sob, sob, sob. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #restore jukebox:touch Gee, thanks for understanding, everyone! /s/w/w/w/w/w/w #cycle 1 /s/s/s/s/s/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s #front2:a WAAAAAAAAH!!! /s/s/s/s $Now BJ's has a reputation for scaring $away dorky teenage losers. It's alllll $thanks to you, bozo! Bad rep=Bad $business. Bad business=Out of business! #endgame #die #end :cure #musicbox:playit #char 2 /i/i FRED: Hey... /i/i/i/i/i/i This is really great stuff! /i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #zap green:touch #zap brown:touch #zap rod:touch #green:dance #brown:dance #purple:dance #rod:dance /s :dance /w/e #dance #end :stopit #cycle 3 FRED: Wow, that was some fun! /i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 2 Thanks for cheering me up! /w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s/s/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s #front:a #front2:a /s/s/s/s #purple:bludnose #die #end џџџџЮ@4@Becky #end :a #char 2 /i/n/n #front2:a /s/n/n TEEN GIRL: Gosh, this place looks swell! /n/n/n/n/w/w/n/w/w/n/w #end :sit /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/n/n/n/n/e/e/n/n #end :spit #cycle 1 #play ++++gec #char 15 /i #char 2 #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i #char 1 BECKY: GROSS! You spit all over me! /i/i/i/i/i/i FRED: Oh my god, I'm sorry! /i/i/i/i/i/i BECKY: My dress is ruined! /i/i/i/i/i/i FRED: Please please forgive me! /i/i/i/i/i/i BECKY: {Sob} I'm leaving! #cycle 1 /s/s/w/w/w #fred:after /s/s/s/s/s/w/w/w/w/s FRED: Becky! Wait! /s/s/s #front2:a /s/s/s/s #fred:riddance #die #end џџџџё@5@Freddie #cycle 1 #end :a #brown:stopit #green:stopit #purple:stopit #rod:stopit #fred:stopit #restore brown:touch #restore green:touch #restore rod:touch #end :melting /i/i #play +id#dc#c-qb Would you look at that! The hot oil has burnt him to a crisp! #play 5 #change yellow fake yellow breakable /i/i #play 8 #change yellow breakable yellow fake /i/i #play 5 #change yellow fake yellow breakable /i/i #play 8 #change yellow breakable yellow fake /i/i #play 5 #change yellow fake yellow breakable /i/i #play 8 #change yellow breakable yellow fake #editor:a #end џџџџqЫ@Musicbox #end :playit #play +scccccccccccicd#d#sdc-agaxbbbbibxx #play +xscccccccccicd#d#sdc-agax+ggggig #play +sxxxxxccxccxccxcicdsecccc-igasxxxxx #play sggg+cxdcxdcxcccc-ibs+cx #play sefga#agigsfga# /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #freddie:a #end :sam #play igggasbibax+ccc-sbiagsxxxxx Each time we have a quarrel /i/i/i/i it almost breaks my heart. /i/i/i/i/i #play igggasbibax+ccc-sbiagsxxxxx Cuz I am so afraid /i/i/i/i/i that we will have to part. /i/i/i/i/i #play +icc-a+qcix-a+qcicc-qbixxxi+cc-ba Each night I ask the stars up above /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i "Why must I be a teenager in love?" #play ibagffsfiasxaqg /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #fred:wildarms #end Вџџџџ AŽ@Alli #cycle 1 :aa #if immigrant then aaa #aa :aaa #if not immigrant then ccc #if alligned then bbb #aaa #end :bbb #motion:aaa #end :ccc #end  Аџџџџx ЩqT@Motion #cycle 1 #end :aaa #if alligned then bbb #end :bbb Mr. McDugal makes a strange hand motion at you. It looks as if he wants you to whack the foreigner over the head with your broom. Unfortunately, you lost this precious object while fending off killer bunnies in the freezer. You'll just have to make do with something else. #end  АџџџџxA #bind motion џџџџоq @Editor #end :a /i/e/e #char 2 /i/n GREY MAN: Looks like someone vomited. /i/i/i/n #front2:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/n Place looks clean as can be... /i/i/i/w/w/n/w/w/n/w/w #zap rod:touch ROD: May I please take your order? /i/i/i/i/i/i GREY MAN: Yes, I'll have the Super Duper /i/i/i/i/i/i Burger, some fries, and a Coca-Cola. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Coming right up... #rod:foody /i/i/i/i/i/i GREY MAN: Service seems friendly enough... #end :b /i/i/i/e/e/e GREY MAN: The service is FAST, also!... /e/e/e #zap napkins:touch From the way this guy is mumbling to himself, I can tell that he might be an editor for some restaurant guide, or something like that. Uh oh, I hope he doesn't sit on that wet seat over there... Then again, maybe I can dry it off before he gets to it! Anything to keep his meal from being ruined! /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/i/i/i Now... Where should I sit? /i/i/i/i/i/i All of the seats look so comfortable... /i/i/i/i/i/i But I'll have to choose one... /i/i/i/i/i/i I'll just sit right here... /i/i/i/i/i :nose /s #if blocked s then noose /s #if blocked s then nooose /s/i/i/i {Munch, munch, munch}... /i/i/i/i/i/i And the food is dee-licious! /i/i/i/i/i/i In a greasy sort of way... /i/i/i/i/i/i Hoorah! Success! #mcdugal:yelling #end :noose May I sit there, please? /n/i/i/i/i/i #nose #end :nooose #set ready /i/i/i $This guy was actually a lot heavier than $you had originally thought. After $accidentally sitting on and killing you, $he complains to Mr. McDugal about how $"The employees get in the way too much". #endgame #end :mayo #end &Аџџџџ@?rј@Wetness #cycle 1 :a #if blocked n #if ready then gah #a #end :gah #editor:mayo $Oh no! The restaurant reviewer type hath $fallen victim to the puddle of water's $icy stare of wetness! BJ's gets a bad $review in the local paper, and goes out $of business shortly after! #endgame #end :touch #if wrongo then eek #if righto then eep Uh oh. This seat must have somehow gotten wet... /i #a #end :eek $You didn't take enough napkins to wipe up $this large amount of water, which $seemingly came out of nowhere. Alright, $there's no way you can go back and get $more napkins before this hapless man sits $down, so I'm just telling you now, you're $fired! #endgame #editor:mayo #end :eep I'll just wipe this spill up using the napkins, and... All dry! #die #end џџџџ лџџџџA*@Outside #end :a #put n passage #die #end пCinema 2Restaurantassages, FloorsaЏLДU=:::: x x  xx   $xx$x x   $ $$xxx  $qx x$xx@@@@x  $~ x$N@@$F@x  $v$[x$` x  $xx$x$gx  $`@@@@x  $x$$x@$J@@x  x  ${@x  $  @@@@x  $ $o$ $G@@$Nx   _   xxx x $   $ $0  7=ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. 5bQx мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ\?‹@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch This is where our customers are served. It seems a bit dirty, and there are grease stains everywhere... #end мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџ>Фџџџџe?ѕ@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch #if low then c #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 2 /s #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end :c Wait a minute. #end Фџџџџt?Ы@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 6 /e #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end Фџџџџ?Ь@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end лџџџџ ? @Display #cycle 1 #end :touch It's a display case for the Kiddy Meal toys. BJ's is currently offering jagged metal robots and cotton-stuffed teddy bears. #end *џџџџ —?v@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch It's said that 45% of America's wasted paper products come in the form of napkins. #end џџџџŸ?‹@Utensils #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal says that plastic silverwear is the next big thing in eating utensils. What's he thinking? #end џџџџЇ?Ё@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch A green trash barrel. Actually, it's a regular trash barrel painted green. Mr. McDugal must be too stingy to buy a good one. #end !мџџџџ>! пџџџџ>! оџџџџБ?Щ@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch Wow, the wonders of technology! Scientists say that by the year 1995, we'll actually be able to participate in the shows we watch- right in our own homes! Neato! #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџО?f@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch Mmmmm, mmm! The official BJ's hamburger, made from 100% pure cow! #end #џџџџФ?U@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch Rod says we'll be getting many a Frenchman in here. #end ;џџџџЪ?v@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch This fantastic machine will get you any drink you want, from Pepsi-Colas to shakes! #end Oџџџџ б?s@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch A small pile of hula hoops. It's a fab new craze! I can do ten minutes nonstop! #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? Бџџџџ и?В@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџ> Бџџџџу? #bind menu ! џџџџ ф?ƒ@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal has loaded this thing with all the latest and greatest hits. Aren't records swell? #end   џџџџ ь?R@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџё? #bind stove џџџџ ђ?Ј@Freezer #cycle 1 #end :touch It's the largest refrigerator I've ever seen! Two of the workers who designed it are rumored to have gotten lost and died in there! #end #џџџџ§?С@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch This door leads to another set of doors, which lead to the men's and women's bathrooms. I think this is all too complex for some of our stupider customers. #end Вџџџџ  @#bind display )џџџџ@ @P@Green #end :leaf /s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s/s #front2:a /s/s/s/s #die #end &џџџџ@ ђ@.џџџџ@fA+ џџџџ@@]@Brown #end :leaf /s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s/s/s/w/w/w/w/s/s /s #front2:a /s/s/s/s #die #end ўџџџџ@@Block #end :vanish #die #end џџџџ џџџџ @@McDugal Meanwhile... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: I'm telling you, boss, this kid is /i/i/i/i/i/i amazing! He's able to deal with customers /i/i/i/i/i/i with incredible ease! /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Sounds like a model employee. /i/i/i/i/i/i What do you say we let him work behind /i/i/i #brown:leaf /i/i/i the counter for awhile? /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Good idea, I'm getting tired. /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Then we'll see what he's /i/i/i/i/i/i really made of! HAHAHAHA! /i/i/i/i/i/i {Cough, cough}... #block:vanish #end  џџџџЈ> џџџџ7@$@Normality #play qcixcqd#gaaf# #end \L Restaurant 5aurantassages, FloorsaЏLДU=:::: x x  xx   $xx$x x  $xxx  $q x$$xx@@@@x  $~ x$N@@@@x  $v$[x$` x  $xx$$x$gx   $ $`@@@@x  $x$$x@$J@@x  x  ${@x  $  @@@@x  $ $o$ $G@@$Nx   xxx x    $  $&$  $$$$ $$$ $ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. =bQx мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџэ=M@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch #if jockey then strapping #if sal then bop #if hide then hh #if moola then mootown This is where our customers are served. It seems a bit dirty, and there are grease stains everywhere... #end :touch #todd:b #restore touch #end :strapping #lad:b #clear jockey #end :bop #putman:putter #sally:b #clear sal #end :hh Ye-gad! The terrorists are coming! !glad;Quick, duck behind the counter! #end :glad #clear hide #set bide #sally:hiding #end :mootown Well, here's the dough. !once;Hand it over to the terrorists #end :once #clear moola #terrorist:thankee #end мџџџџ Wмџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџ>Фџџџџvpq@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch #if dajock then eee #if low then c #if blocked s then a #if counter then d #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 2 /s #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :aa #lock #char 47 #play 2 /n #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /s #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end :c Wait a minute. #end :d I was assigned to work behind this counter. #end :eee #if blocked n then thed #end :thed #if blocked s then enemyzero #end :enemyzero #clear dajock #lad:smack #aa #end ФџџџџpЫ@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 6 /e #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end ФџџџџЊpЬ@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end лџџџџ Жp`@Display #cycle 1 #end :touch This case is lonelier than a Shirley Temple film after 1939! #end *џџџџМpu@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch We should be donating these to the poor, hungry, napkinless youths of Bugswarmia. #end џџџџ:?џџџџФpˆ@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch Let's get one thing straight, okay? This is NOT a toilet! Uh, I wish my thoughts weren't so sick... #end !мџџџџ Po! пџџџџ Po! оџџџџ Ьp@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch Humbug! In my day, we had radio machines without any pictures! This newfangled gizmo will never take the place of the radio soap operas that have become so popular! Wait, what am I saying? #end :flash #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i TELEVISION: Newsflash!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i We have received word that there are /i/i/i/i/i/i Russian terrorists in the area! /i/i/i/i/i/i They are probably armed and dangerous! /i/i/i/i/i/i If you see any, duck behind something! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Wow, cool! /i/i/i/i/i/i SALLY: It's hot outside. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: "Cool" means "great" in Johnnese. /i/i/i/i/i/i SALLY: But this is terrible! Those /i/i/i/i/i/i terrorists are supposed to be IN THE AREA! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Oh. I wasn't paying attention. #sally:over #cycle 1 #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџ ўp_@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch Burrrrrr, the freezing 'burbs are famous for their burgers. #end #џџџџ q@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch Fries, flies... What's the difference? Oh yeah, fries are delicious, edible substances made from the vegetable, "potato", while flies are extremely annoying insects who are not only disgusting to eat, but make an irritating buzzing noise. #end ;џџџџ qI@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch Wonkeriffic piece of machinery, mate. #end Oџџџџq`@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch Hooooooo's got the hooooola hooooops? Oh, they're right here. #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? Бџџџџ qВ@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџ > #bind menu  Бџџџџ> #bind menu ! џџџџ+q™@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch These innovative machines were originally named "JewBoxes". However, the name was changed due to strong controversy. #end   џџџџ4qR@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџ> #bind stove џџџџ:q&@Freezer #cycle 1 #end :touch #if moola then snackers I'll never get over the trauma... #end :snackers I just had the craziest idea... !uno;Tell the terrorists that the money $is in the freezer #end :uno #clear moola #terrorist:wartorn #terrorist2:wt #zap touch #end :touch He he he... #end #џџџџLqу@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch Some people think bathrooms are far too obscene for public eyes, and that they should be banned in all public places. Someone should ban those people. If only my friend Chuck were around... #end Вџџџџ Zq#bind display 2џџџџ[qЌ@Hey #cycle 1 :a #if alligned then b #a #end :b $You are caught trying to escape your $job and this game! What were you $thinking? You're fired! #endgame #end :nope #end  џџџџfqY@McDugal MR. MCDUGAL: Agh, I need that ketchup now! /i/i/i/i/i/i Where is that kid?! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i I mean, he shouldn't take THIS long! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Alright, I've had it up to here! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $Fool! Guess what happens now? You get $fired! #endgame #end :touch #zap touch #set low MR. MCDUGAL: Ahhhh, there you are, kid! /i/i/i/i/i/i Do you have the ketchup? /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Yes, but it's the no-name brand. /i/i/i/i/i/i #play ids-aa+ids-aia#sa#i+cd MR. MCDUGAL: What? WHAT?! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Don't kill me! /i/i/i/i/i/i It was all they had! /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Alright, this is excusable, /i/i/i/i/i/i but don't let it happen again! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Yes, sir. /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: And by the way, Rod and I /i/i/i/i/i/i have decided that you're fit to work /i/i/i/i/i/i behind the counter. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Oh gosh, really, Mr. McDugal? /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Yes. Now get back to work. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Yes, sir! #clear low #set counter /i/i/i #rod:out :a ?s /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ?n /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #a #end :cleanup MR. MCDUGAL: Hmmm... /i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 ?n/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/i/i/i #lad:oy TEEN JOCK: Hey!... /e/e/e/e/e #todd:aginit /e/e/e/e/e/e/i/i/i/i #cycle 3 MR. MCDUGAL: That takes care of that... /e/e/e #lass:togo #a #end :congrats #cycle 2 /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s #end џџџџ Лq@Rod #end :touch #if blocked e then a ROD: Get back to work, kid. #end :a #lock ROD: What are you doing back here?! /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/i/i/i/i/i/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #unlock #end :out #zap touch /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #swinging:a /s/s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #todd:a /e/e/n/n/n/n/e/e/e/n ROD: Phew! #end :downer /s #end :cons #cycle 1 /w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #cycle 3 #end )џџџџ@ гqN@Green #end :ot /s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s/s #front2:a /s/s/s/s #die #end &џџџџ@ иqN@Greydude #end :a /n/n #end :cons #cycle 2 /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #cycle 3 #end .џџџџ@ нqZ@Yellow #end :touch JOHNNY: How is your meal, sir? /i/i/i/i/i/i YELLOW MAN: ........ #end џџџџуqћ@Lass #end :over /w #end :a #char 2 /i/n/n #end :cont #front2:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/n/w/w/n/w/w/n/w #end :notlook /e/e/e #end :togo /w/w/w/w TEEN GIRL: I wonder what happened. /i/i/i/i/i/i Oh well... /e/s/e/e/s/e/e/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s #sally:a #die #end џџџџђqг@Lad #zap touch #end :touch #beatdown #end :over /w #end :a /i/i/i #lass:a #char 2 /i/n/n #play 2 #char 1 /s TEEN JOCK: Ow! My nose! /i/i/i/i/i/i #char 2 TEEN GIRL: Listen, you need glasses! /i/i/i/i/i/i #lass:cont /n #front:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/n/w/w/n #todd:onto /w/w/n/w #set jockey TEEN JOCK: Hey, a little service? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Service, please? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Service, or I'll break your face? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $Oh, for god sakes. Can't you tell a $threat when you hear one? I can, and $that's why I'm still alive today. You $can't, so you aren't. #endgame #end :b JOHNNY: Hello, may I take- /i/i/i/i/i/i TEEN JOCK: Hey, I seen you in school... /i/i/i/i/i/i TEEN GIRL: His name's Johnny. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: And my middle name is handsome! /i/i/i/i/i/i TEEN JOCK: Oh, a funny boy. Let's see /i/i/i/i/i/i how funny you are when I break your nose, /i/i/i/i/i/i huh, huh, huh... Blood is funny... /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Calm down, muscle man! /i/i/i/i/i/i TEEN JOCK: I'll kill you, kid! /i/i/i/i/i/i TEEN GIRL: I can't bear to watch. #lass:notlook /i/i/i/i/i/i #play iefsxgig#a#gg#sgg#gef TEEN JOCK: I grind your bones, huh, huh... /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #swinging:aa /n Hey! That jock must have broken the door, because it just swung to the north instead of the south! He'll pay for that! /n/n #set dajock /i/i #restore touch Where are you? /s/i/i/i/i/i Where'd you go? /i/i/i/i/i/i Duh, maybe I do need glasses. /i/i/i/i/i/i Come on out! /i/i/i/i/i/i Please? /i/i/i/i/i/i A-ha! I see you! /i/i/i/i/i/i :beatdown $This clear vision-deprived bulley was $just cruising for a bruising, and also $cruising to hand out a bruising. $Unfortunately, the latter of the two is $forced into his tiny brain, and thus, you $become subject to serious pain and agony. #endgame #end :smack #cycle 1 #zap touch #play 2 {Whack!} /n/n/n/n/n #char 15 #play 2 /i #char 1 #cycle 3 /i/i TEEN JOCK: Ohhhhhhh... /i/i/i/i/i/i #mcdugal:cleanup #cycle 1 #end :oy /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #die #end џџџџprq@Todd #cycle 2 #end :a #char 2 /i/n/n #front:a #lad:over #lass:over /s/n/n/n/n/n/n/w/w/n/w/w/n/w/i/i/i #cycle 3 #zap counter:touch TODD: Hum, de dum, de dum... /i/i/i/i/i/i Hello? /i/i/i/i/i/i Buenos dias? /i/i/i/i/i/i HELLO?! /i/i/i/i/i/i No time for this! /i #restore counter:touch #cycle 2 /e/s/e/e/s/e/e/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s $. $... $..... $....... $......... $! #endgame #die #end :b TODD: Hello, sir! Read the button #play s-aa+f#xxf#xef#xxxexxx /i #play s-aa+f#xxf#xef#xxxexxx /i #play if#ga+sdqcsx-b+c-baxxf#xxf#xef#xxxex /i #play sxxif#ga+sdqcsxefcdxxf#xxf#xef#xxxex /i #play sxx-a#a#a#a#a#a#a#h+csxdddddddhesx /i #play idsf#xxf#xef#xxxexxx-aa+f#xxf#xef#xx /i #play sxexxx on my shirt, please. /i/i/i/i/i/i :c The button says, "Ask me about Madguy's other games". !1;Tell me about Madguy's other games. !2;Buzz off! /i #c #end :1 TODD: Alright... /i/i/i/i/i/i /i Todd hands you a laminated piece of paper. It says: For a good time, try Madguy's other two games, "Todd's Adventure", and "War-Torn"! These two bargain bin-bustin' works will keep you entertained for minutes! Each features esquisite 640x480 ASCII backgrounds, pulse-slowing gameplay, and more gratuitous violence than you can shake a thimble at! You'll cherish these for all your life, and when you die, you'll ask to be buried with a disk containing them! Don't miss the opportunity of a lifetime! Come on down to members.aol.com/madguy70 for more details! /i JOHNNY: What's a 640x480? /i/i/i/i/i/i TODD: No time to chat, customers await! /i #d #end :2 TODD: Sorry to bother you, sir! :d #cycle 2 /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/s Hello, sir! Read the button /i/i/i/i/i/i on my shirt, please. #lad:a #end :onto /e/e/e/n #end :aginit /e/e/e/e/e/s #end :yada /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/n/n/n/n/n/e/e/i/i/i #green:ot /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/w/w/w/s/s #front2:a /s/s/s/s #die #end џџџџчrЙ@Sally #end :a /i/i/i/i/i #todd:yada /i/i/i/e #char 2 /i/n/n #front:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/n/w/w/n/w/w/n/w SALLY: Hmm hmm hmmmmmm... #set sal /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Dum, de dum, dum... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Johnny? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Hmm, I guess he doesn't want to see me. #clear sal /e/s/e/e/s/e/e/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s $What's the matter? You don't like GIRLS? $Ewwwww, cooties! You don't want those! $Loser. #endgame #end :b #play igab+cxx-bgqaib+c-qgxigab+cxx-bgha JOHNNY: Sally! What're you doing here? /i/i/i/i/i/i SALLY: I was bored, so I thought I'd /i/i/i/i/i/i keep you company for a while. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Okay, but if my boss sees me /i/i/i/i/i/i slacking off from my work... /i/i/i/i/i/i SALLY: Don't worry! It'll be peachy-keen! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Alright. /i/i/w/w/w #television:flash #end :over /e/e/e/i/i/i SALLY: Of course, what are the odds that /i/i/i/i/i/i they'd storm a place like this? /i/i/i/i/i/i #terrorist:a #terrorist2:a #end :hiding #cycle 1 JOHNNY: Quick, Sally! Hide! /i/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #if blocked w then heimer :sg /s/s/s/w #if blocked w then somegal /w :somegal #end :heimer /e #sg #end :thiskicks #rod:cons #greydude:cons SALLY: Johnny! /e/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #cycle 3 You saved us all! #mcdugal:congrats /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Yeah, that was pretty quick thinking! /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: What's going on here?! /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Johnny just saved us from an evil /i/i/i/i/i/i gang of Russian terrorists. /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Uh huh. Get back to work. /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: Aww, couldn't I just leave work /i/i/i/i/i/i early ONCE? Even if it is my first day? /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: Well... Alright, but you'll /i/i/i/i/i/i make up your lost work hours tomorrow! /i/i/i/i/i/i #clear low #hey:nope JOHNNY: Thank you, sir! Come on, Sally, /i/i/i/i/i/i we're going to the carnival! /i/i/i/i/i/i SALLY: Swell! /i/i/i/i/i/i JOHNNY: I'll be right there! /s/s/e/e/e/e/e/s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s/s #char 255 /w/w #put n blue passage /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $How could you make Sally wait so long $outside? She'll dump you for this! $Sorry to kill you now that you're so $close to finishing, but it had to be $done ;) #endgame #end џџџџ rs* @Terrorist #end :a /e/s #char 2 #set hide /i/n/n #play +sc-g+dd#c-g+dd#c-g+dd#c-g+dd#c-g+d #play +sd#c-g+dd#-g#ig#sg#a#ia# LEADER: Hmmm... Looks to me like this /i/i/i/i/i/i would be a good place to do our business. /i/i/i/i/i/i Ha ha ha... /i/i/i/i/i/i TERRORIST 1: But boss, this is no time to /i/i/i/i/i/i be stopping in the men's room. /i/i/i/i/i/i LEADER: I didn't mean that, you idiot! /i/i/i/i/i/i We're going to take some hostages! /i/i/i/i/i/i #terrorist2:go #front:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/n #if bide then bard No, wait, let's just kill that kid behind /i/i/i/i/i/i the counter and call it a day. /i/i/i/i/i/i #if bide then blob $Well, there was probably SOMETHING you $could have done to prevent this murder $from occurring. Like, maybe staying out $of sight, for example? #endgame #end :blob Wait, I must have been hallucinating- /i/i/i/i/i/i He seems to have vanished. /i/i/i/i/i/i :bard #clear bide Alright, everyone on the ground! /i/i #greydude:a #rod:downer /i/i/i/i TERRORIST 2: Uh, boss, there's hardly /i/i/i/i/i/i anyone in the building. /i/i/i/i/i/i LEADER: Yes, I know that, but as long as /i/i/i/i/i/i we're here, let's see if we can /i/i/i/i/i/i scrounge up some American currency... /w/w/w/w/w/n/n There seems to be a young boy cowering /i/i/i/i/i/i behind this counter. What shall I do /i/i/i/i/i/i with the weakling? /i/i/i/i/i/i TERRORIST 1: Ask him where the /i/i/i/i/i/i restaurant's money is kept. /i/i/i/i/i/i LEADER: Alright. Boy, where's the money? /i/i/i/i/i/i :nosey !1;Stealing from a humble restaurant? $How low can you terrorists sink? !2;Follow me, I'll show you. /i #nosey #end :1 LEADER: Very low indeed. Kill him, men. /i/i/i/i/i/i $Please, try to show some respect for the $loser terrorist morons! And remember, in $the game of life, there are no second $chances!... Or something. #endgame #end :2 LEADER: We shall do so. #terrorist2:behind /w/w/w/w/w/w Well, the money is kept behind the counter. I could just give it to the terrorists, or, I could, uh, try to trick them? /w/w/w/w/w #swinging:a /s/n/n/n/e/e #end :whar LEADER: So where is this money? #set moola /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #clear moola LEADER: I have no time for this. /i/i/i/i/i/i $Slow-mo! Slow-mo! No one (terrorists $included) likes a slow-mo! #endgame #end :thankee LEADER: Thank you for your cooperation. /i/i/i/i/i/i $You may have saved the lives of everyone $in the restaurant, but you also lost all $of Mr. McDugal's money! He fires you $promptly and swiftly. #endgame #end :wartorn LEADER: Ha ha ha... /n/n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #die #end џџџџtЏ@Terrorist2 #end :a /e/i #char 1 /i/n #end :go /i/e/n/n/n/n/n #end :behind /i/n/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w /i/n/n/n/n/n #end :wt /n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #die #end !џџџџ tЛ@Terrorist2 #end :a /w/i #char 1 /i/n #end :go /i/w/n/n/n/n/n #end :behind /n/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w /i/n/n/n/n #end :wt /n/n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #terror:ist #die #end џџџџ+tх@Terrorist2 #end :a /w/s #char 1 /i/n #end :go /n #front2:a /s/n/n/n/n/n/n #end :behind /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/n/n #swinging:a /s/n/n/n/e #putman:last #terrorist:whar #end :wt /n/n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #die #end  Бџџџџ:tz@Putman #cycle 1 #end :putter #put s blue invisible :a #change blue normal blue invisible #a #end :last #put s empty #end џџџџAt/@Terror #end :ist TERRORIST 3: Hey, it's awful dark in here. /i/i/i/i/i/i TERRORIST 1: And cold, too. /i/i/i/i/i/i LEADER: AAAAA!!! A BEAR!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i {Chomp! Claw! Snarl! ROOOOOAAARRR!} /i/i/i/i/i/i #play sab+ccx-aaxhbsagaaxffxhgsab+hcqdcc-g #play qc #sally:thiskicks #clear counter #set low #end џџџџІ"Endingt Restaurantassages, FloorsaЏLДU.:::: x x  xx   $xx$x x  $xxx  $q x$xx@@@@x  $~ x$N@@@@x  $v$[x$` x  $xx$x$gx  $`@@@@x  $x$$x@@@@x  x  ${$$ @x  $  @@@@x  $ $o$ @@@$Nx     xxx x    $ $0  7$;ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. 1bQx мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџѓi‹@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch This is where our customers are served. It seems a bit dirty, and there are grease stains everywhere... #end мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџ>Фџџџџ ћiѕ@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch #if low then c #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 2 /s #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end :c Wait a minute. #end Фџџџџ jЫ@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 6 /e #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end Фџџџџ jЬ@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end лџџџџ $j @Display #cycle 1 #end :touch It's a display case for the Kiddy Meal toys. BJ's is currently offering jagged metal robots and cotton-stuffed teddy bears. #end *џџџџ .jv@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch It's said that 45% of America's wasted paper products come in the form of napkins. #end џџџџ5j‹@Utensils #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal says that plastic silverwear is the next big thing in eating utensils. What's he thinking? #end џџџџ >jЁ@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch A green trash barrel. Actually, it's a regular trash barrel painted green. Mr. McDugal must be too stingy to buy a good one. #end !мџџџџ>! пџџџџ>! оџџџџ HjЩ@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch Wow, the wonders of technology! Scientists say that by the year 1995, we'll actually be able to participate in the shows we watch- right in our own homes! Neato! #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџUjf@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch Mmmmm, mmm! The official BJ's hamburger, made from 100% pure cow! #end #џџџџ [jU@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch Rod says we'll be getting many a Frenchman in here. #end ;џџџџ`jv@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch This fantastic machine will get you any drink you want, from Pepsi-Colas to shakes! #end Oџџџџhjs@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch A small pile of hula hoops. It's a fab new craze! I can do ten minutes nonstop! #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? БџџџџojВ@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџ> Бџџџџ zj #bind menu ! џџџџ{jƒ@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal has loaded this thing with all the latest and greatest hits. Aren't records swell? #end   џџџџƒjR@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџ ˆj #bind stove џџџџ‰jЈ@Freezer #cycle 1 #end :touch It's the largest refrigerator I've ever seen! Two of the workers who designed it are rumored to have gotten lost and died in there! #end #џџџџ“jС@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch This door leads to another set of doors, which lead to the men's and women's bathrooms. I think this is all too complex for some of our stupider customers. #end Вџџџџ Ÿj#bind display џџџџ  j@Rod #cycle 1 #end :whoop #char 1 /i #char 2 /i #char 1 /i #char 2 #cycle 3 #end :moveon /w/s/s/s/s #front2:a /s/s/s/s #die #end џџџџ ЈjA@McDugal MR. MCDUGAL: Now that Johnny's on his /i/i/i/i/i/i break, it looks like it's just you and me. /i/i/i/i/i/i Now start cleaning! /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: Hold on there just a second. While /i/i/i/i/i/i Johnny was working at the counter, I was /i/i/i/i/i/i doing some paperwork... /i/i/i/i/i/i #play if#dgexxaf#aqag I'm getting my own restaurant! #rod:whoop /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 1 MR. MCDUGAL: But Rod... What about BJ's? /i/i/i/i/i/i #char 2 ROD: I'm sure you and Johnny can handle /i/i/i/i/i/i this place by yourselves. /i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: I suppose. Good luck, Rod. /i/i/i/i/i/i ROD: You too, Mr. McDugal. Now, what /i/i/i/i/i/i should I call my restaurant? Hmm, maybe- /i/i/i/i/i/i MCDONALD'S! That's it! McDonalds! /i/i/i/i/i/i #rod:moveon What a swell idea! Glad I thought of it. /i/i/i/i/i/e/i/i/i/i/i/i MR. MCDUGAL: And as for me... /i/i/i/i/i/i I'm going to quit the restaurant business /i/i/i/i/i/i and go into the dry-cleaning business! /i/i/i/i/i/s That's where the big thrills are... /s/s/s #front:a /s/s/s HAHAHAHA! {Cough, cough}... #yellow:okey #die #end .џџџџ@ьjТ@Yellow #cycle 2 #end :okey /i/i/n/n/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #cycle 3 YELLOW MAN: You're probably wondering why /i/i/i/i/i/i I've been sitting in the same place /i/i/i/i/i/i for the entire game. /i/i/i/i/i/i Well, wonder no more! /i/i/i/i/i/i I have a special surprise for you... /i/i/i/i/i/i The credits list! /i/i/i/i/i/i #whoopie:sammy АБВл Concept: Matt Dabrowski лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл Game Design: Matt Dabrowski лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл Music Dudes лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i Matt Dabrowski /i/i/i/i/i/i Kev Carter /i/i/i/i/i/i The Grease Gang /i/i/i/i/i/i Some Unknown '50s Musicians /i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл Beta Testers лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i Bluenatic1 /i/i/i/i/i/i breakout /i/i/i/i/i/i GChucky /i/i/i/i/i/i Kev Carter /i/i/i/i/i/i Patrick Shaughnessy /i/i/i/i/i/i tseng /i/i/i/i/i/i XAbbott /i/i/i/i/i/i ZZTWizard /i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл damage inc. Members лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i bongo /i/i/i/i/i/i booth /i/i/i/i/i/i breakout /i/i/i/i/i/i darkmage /i/i/i/i/i/i King Og /i/i/i/i/i/i Madguy /i/i/i/i/i/i Nivek /i/i/i/i/i/i Tucan /i/i/i/i/i/i tseng /i/i/i/i/i/i #acknowledgements:a #end :bye #char 1 Bye bye, kids! /i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 255 /i #endgame #end џџџџ9k0@Whoopie #play i+cc-a#gsa#a#xgxx /i/i/i/i #play iesfffffffqg #end :sammy #play ifqfifqefigqgif#g444 /i/i/i/i/i/i #play igqgigqfgiaqaig#a444 /i/i/i/i/i/i #play +qdfedc-afgia+qcid-qaghfx /i/i/i/i/i/i #play i44xx44xxt4444444444444444i44xx /i/i/i/i/i/i #play i4444s44x44x444i4444xxx /i/i/i/i/i/i #sammy #end џџџџLk@Acknowledgements #end :a $Thanks to the usual guys for their really $groovy coloring stuff- Greg Janson, $XAbbott, and Chronos (even though this $game didn't exactly require a lot of $graphics). Thanks to the not-so-select $few who played the demo and sent $comments. Thanks to Jordan Mechner and $the team at Smoking Car Productions for $their underappreciated computer game, $"The Last Express", which gave me a lot $of ideas. Thanks to the damage inc. guys $and darkmage for voting me in. Thanks to $the (too many) beta testers for fine $beta testing work. And, as usual, thank $YOU for downloading and playing BJ! #yellow:bye #end ч(Opening Restaurantassages, FloorsaЏLДU=::5W5e5l5c5o5m5e5 5t5o5 5B5u5r5g5e5r5 5J5o5i5n5t5!Welcome" x x  xx   $xx$x x  $$xxx  $q x$xx@@@@x  $~ x$N@@@@x  $v$[x$` x  $xx$x$gx   $$`@@@@x  $x$$x@@@@x  x  ${$ $$ @x  $  @@@@x  $ $o$ @@@@x   xxx x    $  $   =ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. 9bQx мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ 5\Ї@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch Touch this part of the counter whenever you want to interact with customers on the other side, or interact with the counter itself! #end мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџ>Фџџџџ@\[@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch Locked! Wait until the game starts to open this door. #end Фџџџџ E\Ы@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 6 /e #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end ФџџџџR\Ь@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #a #end :a #lock #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end лџџџџ _\=@Display #cycle 1 #end :touch On display is... an advertisement? $damage inc. damage is a fairly new ZZT company, which currently has nine members. We don't have much out as of this writing, but be on the lookout for some of the best in ZZT games! Also, visit our website at members.xoom.com/darkmagex/damage #end *џџџџs\О@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch There's some writing on these napkins: $Hints and Tips -DO NOT save your game all that often. It may turn out that you have made a mistake, and then you'll have to start all over! -If it looks like a character needs your assistance, don't just stand there- help them out! -Forget your conscience! Do anything you can (evil as it may seem) to keep the game from ending! -After certain events have occurred, touching certain people or objects may have different effects than before. -Occasionally, Johnny will say something new about an object when you touch it. If you're bored, try this. -No, lazy gamers, I'm not going to provide a walkthrough. #end џџџџž\/@Utensils #cycle 1 #end :touch Looks like someone has scratched some words into the utensil-holding device with a knife... $Registration After you play Burger Joint, would you consider registering the game? No money required! All you have to do is e-mail me with some comments on the game, and I'll send YOU: -The Official Burger Joint FAQ -An updated preview of my upcoming games My current address is madguy70@aol.com. Now get crackin'! Note: I will be away for most of July 1998, so if I don't get back to you right away, blame someone else... #end џџџџС\v@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch A bunch of words are scrawled on the side: $АААБББВВВллл Credits лллВВВБББААА $АБВл Concept лВБА $Matt Dabrowski $АБВл Game Design лВБА $Matt Dabrowski $АБВл Music Dudes лВБА $Matt Dabrowski $Kev Carter $The Grease Gang $Some Unknown '50s Musicians $АБВл Beta Testers лВБА $Bluenatic1 $breakout $GChucky $Kev Carter $Patrick Shaughnessy $tseng $XAbbott $ZZTWizard $АБВл damage inc. Members лВБА $bongo $booth $breakout $darkmage $King Og $Madguy $Nivek $Tucan $tseng $АБВл Acknowledgements лВБА $Thanks to the usual guys for their really $groovy coloring stuff- Greg Janson, $XAbbott, and Chronos (even though this $game didn't exactly require a lot of $graphics). Thanks to the not-so-select $few who played the demo and sent $comments. Thanks to Jordan Mechner and $the team at Smoking Car Productions for $their underappreciated computer game, $"The Last Express", which gave me a lot $of ideas. Thanks to the damage inc. guys $and darkmage for voting me in. Thanks to $the (too many) beta testers for fine $beta testing work. And, as usual, thank $YOU for downloading and playing BJ! !мџџџџ ]#bind television ! пџџџџ ]#bind television ! оџџџџ ]Я@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch It's an old-fashioned television. !1;Turn it on #end :1 There's some stuff on the screen: $Game Instructions -Burger Joint is unlike any ZZT game you've ever played before. The entire game takes place on a single board! -Events take place in real-time. This means that if you wait around for something to happen, it will. -Touching most objects in the restaurant will have some effect. -You can talk to some people by either touching them (nmiaow) or touching the counter across from them. -A person's speech will be displayed at the bottom of the screen. -When text boxes (like the one the text you're reading right now is in) pop up, they will tell you of an action that has occurred, or your own thoughts. -When text boxes with white text pop up, it means that you've lost the game! -There are many opportunities for you to die or get fired in this game. Don't get discouraged- every puzzle has a solution. #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџH]f@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch Mmmmm, mmm! The official BJ's hamburger, made from 100% pure cow! #end #џџџџ N]U@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch Rod says we'll be getting many a Frenchman in here. #end ;џџџџT]v@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch This fantastic machine will get you any drink you want, from Pepsi-Colas to shakes! #end Oџџџџ[]n@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch Remember, you'll need to use these hula hoops at some point during the game! #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? Бџџџџb]В@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџ> Бџџџџm] #bind menu ! џџџџn]П@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch A record in this jukebox seems to have some writing on it: $About Madguy Hi, I'm Matt Dabrowski! You might remember me from such ZZT games as "Todd's Adventure" and "War-Torn"! When you've been in the business for as long as I have (not an extremely long time), you'll start to notice the overall craziness of most ZZTers, myself included! I'm sure you'll want to e-mail me, so I'll ever-so-kindly give you my address. It's madguy70@aol.com, and don't you forget it! And please, feel free to visit anytime... my website, that is! You can find it at members.aol.com/madguy70! Don't crowd now, there's plenty of ASCII goodness for everyone, ha ha, HA! {Snort!} #end   џџџџš]R@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџŸ] #bind stove џџџџŸ]Ј@Freezer #cycle 1 #end :touch It's the largest refrigerator I've ever seen! Two of the workers who designed it are rumored to have gotten lost and died in there! #end #џџџџЊ]8@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch Please, not now... #end Вџџџџ ­]#bind display \џџџџ Ў]@Broom #cycle 1 #end :touch I'm supposed to use this to sweep the floor, NOT Mr. McDugal's bald head (under pain of death). #end џџџџ Ж]\@Hello... /i Hey, thanks for playing my game, dude! What you see here is actually an instruction screen cleverly disguised as a restaurant! Try touching some of the objects in this room to learn more about Burger Joint. I recommend that you do so before exiting through the front doors and actually playing the game. Now get outta my face! #end џџџџ Ь]+@Mr. McDugal #cycle 1 #end :touch Name: Ronald McDugal Age: 43 Weight: A whole lot, alright? Height: 7'1 (actually, it's more like 5'7) Profession: Restaurant owner Favorite food: Anything but burgers. Favorite saying: "You're fired!" Pet peeves: Mindless employees, rude customers #end џџџџп]@Rod #cycle 1 #end :touch Name: Rod Age: 27 Weight: 162 lbs Height: 5'9 Profession: Restaurant clerk Favorite food: A juicy Mcdugal burger Favorite saying: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Pet peeves: Workers who don't work, little kids #end џџџџ №]Z@Johnny #cycle 1 #end :touch Name: Johnny (You play as this guy!) Age: 16 Weight: Not enough, in his opinion Height: Around 5'8 Profession: Professional beggar and student. Well, until this game starts, at least... Favorite food: Junky, greasy stuff Favorite saying: "Neato!" Pet peeves: Mean people, Shirley Temple #end ! џџџџ! џџџџ  џџџџ џџџџ џџџџ џџџџ џџџџџџџџюf