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Not only will the card not fit, but you nearly lose a finger in the slot! #end 6 оџџџџ ‹@Elevator2 #cycle 1 #end :touch GUARD: That elevator only leads to a storage room, and you can't get there, because that the door requires an ID card- MINE! $Could you lend it to me for a second? GUARD: Sure, I'll- HEY! $Sorry, man. #end :touch There's a slot to insert ID cards. !1;Insert that one you got from the $bleeding cop over there. #end :1 It fits! And like I always say, if the shoe fits, wear it! Your prison shoes don't seem to fit, so you promptly take them off. Too bad the floor is cold, and your socks are the same ones you've been using since 1996... #lock #char 255 #put e empty /e #put e empty /e #put e white passage #die #end лџџџџ :‹@Cabinet #cycle 2 #end :touch You look long and hard into the cabinet, but fail to see anything you can use. Then you look a little harder, and realize that there is an ACME Steel Bar Cutting Device in back of that dust ball. !1;Takeitakeitakeit! Takeit! #end :1 You ponder doing this, but then you realize that these probably wouldn't be of much use to you. Dumb@$$. #end :touch Contrary to popular belief among mental patients, dust balls are not a source of protein. #end :2 #lock /n/i/i/i/i #unlock #end Вџџџџ;m#bind cabinet лџџџџm #bind wall лџџџџ?m #bind wall !лџџџџ?m #bind wall "лџџџџ @m #bind wall ВџџџџAm #bind bed лџџџџ3 Z‹у@Bed #cycle 1 #end :touch Hey, a bed! Believe it or not, it's your bed! Bet you didn't see that one coming! !1;"Duh, I wonder what's under this bed." #end :1 So do I! That's why I'm allowing you to look. Anyway, you see a tin cup, perfect for drinking from. !2;Grab it before someone else does. #end :2 #zap touch #zap bars:touch #zap barstufs:touch Eeeeexcellent. #end :touch You've been sleeping for the last 9 hours, and I'll be darned if you need to sleep any more! #end Бџџџџ€uВџџџџAm #bind bed БџџџџBm #bind bed  џџџџy‹р@Guard #end :a GUARD: Coming! /e/e/e/e/e/e/s :talker GUARD: Yeeeessss? !1;Hey, lemme outta here! The world $needs me! !2;Uh, I've gotta go to the bathroom. $Yeah, that's it, the bathroom. !3;Hey, your shoe's untied! !4;Nothing. /i #talker #end :1 GUARD: Yeah, and I'm Eddie Murphy. $Don't change the topic! GUARD: Hmph. /i #backman #end :backman /n/w/w/w/w/w/w #bars:goo #barstufs:goo #end :3 GUARD: Oh, thanks for.. HEY! $Tee hee hee! GUARD: That's it! Two more life sentences for you! $Aww, crap. /i #backman #end :4 GUARD: Oh, a wisenheimer, eh? $No, I'm an Ape. GUARD: You sure are, kid. You sure are. /i #backman #end :2 GUARD: You do? Aww, I guess I have to let you, then. $Hurry, I have to go real bad! /w/w #bars:vanish /i/i GUARD: Come on. /n/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #zap touch You may now go! /i #over #end :touch #put n red fake #put s red fake #put e red fake #put w red fake #door:ach #zap touch #zap touch #zap elevator:touch #zap elevator2:touch When the unsuspecting guard isn't looking, you clobber him over the head with your deadly tin can! $Er, sorry. Now that he's down for the count, you see your chance! You put on his uniform, which is far too big for you, and casually stroll away. $Heh, this ID card says "Philip Fathead"! $What kind of stupid name is that? Um, yes... #end :touch GUARD: Go to the bathroom, for god's sake! I've got to get back to watching your now empty cell! /i #over #end :over #if bano then youngman #over #end :youngman GUARD: Wait a minute- it never takes me that long to go to the bathroom! I think you did something in there you weren't supposed to. $No sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken. GUARD: Well, I might not have much evidence, but... Aww, what the hell, you're going to the chair. $OH NOOOO! Crooked cops are man's worst enemy. Oh well, he did have probable cause. Try not to take so long in there next time, okay? Until then, see ya 'round, kids! $THE END #endgame #end :touch You're not about to touch this underwear- clad behemoth. #end  ГџџџџCm #bind bars  Гџџџџ Cm #bind bars  ГџџџџDm#bind barstufs  ГџџџџEm#bind barstufs  Гџџџџї‹#bind barstufs  Гџџџџї‹#bind barstufs  Гџџџџј‹#bind barstufs  Гџџџџ љ‹#bind barstufs  Гџџџџ њ‹#bind barstufs  Гџџџџ ћ‹#bind barstufs  Гџџџџ ќ‹#bind barstufs  Гџџџџ §‹#bind barstufs  Гџџџџў‹#bind barstufs  Гџџџџџ‹#bind barstufs  ГџџџџŒ#bind barstufs  ГџџџџŒ#bind barstufs  ГџџџџŒ#bind barstufs  џџџџ џџџџ9 (џџџџАџџџџsŒw@Window #cycle 1 #end :touch Steel bars are blocking much of your view out the window. Of course, the only thing in your view is the giant prison septic tank and the giant prison garbage pile. #end :touch $Hmm, bars. non cut-proof steel ones, $too... !1;"Hey, that gives me an idea! I could $use this ACME Steel Bar Cutting Device on $the window bars! Genius, I am!" !2;"Oh me oh my, I wish I could get out $that window." #end :2 It seems that there is no way to climb out this window. Oh me oh my. #end :1 #zap touch You snap the bars like a pair of scissors would snap a caterpillar in half. Now you can be free as the wind blows, and the grass grows! #welcome:a #end :broken #char 255 #put w empty /w #put w empty /w #put w empty /w #put w empty /w #put w empty /w #put w empty /w #put w empty /w #if blocked e then nex #die #end :nex #put w blue passage #welcome:b #die #end Бџџџџs :Œ #bind window Вџџџџ;Œ #bind bed лџџџџ<Œ@Welcome! #cycle 1 #play i-a+cedxf#gxgagf#edex-a+cedcdh.e You (Matt Ape, an average 16 year old dude) wake up to a loud screaming coming from below. Must be execution day. You were sent to this high-security prison after stealing an olive loaf sandwich for your starving family. You probably won't be leaving anytime soon, since you have six consecutive life sentences on your head. You think to yourself, "Gosh, Matt, there must be something I can do to get out of this horrible pit of despair. The food here stinks!" The question is, what will it be?... #end :a #window:broken #end :b Go out that passage right now, you fool! #end џџџџ)џџџџdŒЁ@Oaf #cycle 1 #end :touch You come across an unusually large teenage boy. He looks like he could beat the liver out of you. $Hi. OAF: Um, hi. How'd you get in here? $It's a secret. OAF: Oh. So, uh, what's your name? $I'm Matt Ape, and you? OAF: I'm Oaf McQueen. They sent me here because I used the wrong kind of pencil on a school aptitude test. I'll be rotting away in this cell for the next 35 years. $Tough break. Well, goodbye. OAF: Hey, wait a second, see that wall over there? $Which one? OAF: The strangely colored one. $Yeah, I see it. It's stupid. OAF: Anyway, if you push on it, a passage leading out of here opens up. $Why haven't you escaped by now? OAF: I don't know. I guess the thought never crossed my mind. $Well what are we waiting for?! #lock #zap touch #cycle 3 /i/e/s/i #weirdwall:gotit /i/n #cycle 1 #unlock #end :touch Oaf just stands there, incoherent to your annoying voice. #end #ВџџџџžŒ #bind shelf #лџџџџ žŒт@Shelf #cycle 1 #end :touch Hmm, there's a few books on these shelves: "How to Bomb Your Way Out of Jail" "Jailbreaks for Dummies" "Jail and You: Time to Escape!" "When Harry Met the Cops" Geewhiz, they all look great! #end œBathrooml's Houseields, Bothy J..0ЏLДU=:<`P`P` xP`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P x`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P` xP`P``P`P1P`P`P x`P`P||`P`11 1P1l1e1a1s1e1 1b1e1 1`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`||P`P11 1s1w1e1t1 1a1n1d1 1P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P|v||v`P`11 1w1i1p1e1 1t1h1e1 1`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`|v`P`P11 1s1e1a1t1!1 1P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P``P`1`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`PP`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`PP`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P``P`P`P`$o`P`P`????P`P`P`P`P`PP`P`P????`P`P`|vP`P`P``P`P`P`P`P`P`P|v`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`zzzzzP`P`P`P`P``P`P`P`PP`P`P`P`PP`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P`P $5 65 $ /5 55 6E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx ўџџџџмŠЮ @El bano muy mal /i/i/i #cycle 1 Well, the bathroom may be grimy, but it sure is useful! :choices $Hey, what should I do next??? !a;Your business, of course! !b;Flush the toilet for no reason !c;Take some turlet paper- it's handy! !d;Reach into the toilet, you sick dude! !e;Er, "examine" the air vent? !escap;Get out of this grime magnet /i #choices #end :a You didn't come in here for that sort of thing. You came to find a way out of this rat-infested cesspool that the damned call "jail"! #choices #end :b #play ++ce55 {Ker-Thunk!} $Hey, that didn't sound right at all! If $I know what a toilet sounds like, it $should be more like "Ker-Sploosh"! $Somethin' awful must be blocking it up! Right you are, Matt! $Radical, ominous voice! #choices #end :c $Imitation prison toilet paper! 1/3 less $thick than the leading name-brand! You procure much of the roll, and stick it in your pocket, where it just may grow into a breed of super toilet paper. If you use your imagination, anyway... #zap d #zap c #choices #end :d You refuse to stick your hand in there without it being protected by something or other. You'll catch the germs of that guy in the next cell, or even worse, the large prison guard! #choices #end :e Why, there's a long narrow tunnel leading to other long narrow tunnels in there! $Oh, crap, the cover won't budge! May god have mercy on us all. #choices #end :d $I'll just use this keen toilet paper to $cover my dainty hand, while reaching into $the briny deep. (Er, the toilet water.) GUARD: Stop talking to yourself in there! $Sorry, I'll try to keep it down. Success! You pull out a baseball bat. It's been signed by Willy Leave. #zap e #zap b #zap d #choices #end :b #play ++cegb {Ker-Sploosh!} $Boy oh boy, that's some real nice $flushin', kid- er, toilet. You can say that again. #choices #end :e You decide to whack the air vent cover with your baseball bat. $Take this, evil vent! After about five minutes of constant pounding, the cover finally comes off. GUARD: What the hell is going on in there?! $Uh, nothing, sir. GUARD: It sure doesn't sound like nothing. $Just having some problems, uh, flushing $the toilet. GUARD: Oh, well let me try... $No!... I mean, I think I can handle it. GUARD: But I insist! $Ehh, no. GUARD: I think you're up to something... $Up to what? What am I up to? With that, you quickly climb into the air vent and hurry off. /i #handle:dee #change line empty #change water empty #change breakable water #change normal breakable #change solid normal #change line empty #change fake empty /i #change water empty #change breakable water #change normal breakable /i #change water empty #change breakable water /i #change water empty /i Uh, glow-in-the-dark sign... /i/i/i/i #die #end :d I don't think you'll be doing THAT again. #choices #end :c Ach! Ye already took some, ya paper-hoggin' toilet turtle! #choices #end :escap #set bano This has been the highlight of your day. I hope you enjoyed it while it lasted. #puttman:plop #end мџџџџm%@Handle #cycle 1 #end :dee #die #end мџџџџ m%@Handle #cycle 1 #end :dee #die #end  џџџџџџџџ  m=@Puttman #cycle 1 #end :plop #put w purple passage #die #end џџџџ VentsSTK--Line Walls, Boththy J..0ЏLДU/5 ;5  p;5 $`45 w$x-5 w$v-5 w $xw-5 w45 w5 pw 5 $`5 5  5 w5 w5 5 w5 w5 p5 p5 $v5 p5 wp5 p!5 5  5 p5 !5 wp 5 5 (5 p 5 5 w(5  5 wpw(5 ;5 w;5 wp;5 ;5 75 !5 5 e$We5 $$5 @$A@5 object tainer.$bQx wўџџџџe&> ўџџџџmM@Trezer chest #cycle 1 #end :touch You see a treasure chest in front of you. It's probably full of marvelous things! $Ooh, wow! !1;Open it !2;Light a match and burn it #end :2 This would be a thoughtful decision, had you any matches. #end :1 Oh, what lies beyond the barriers of the treasure chest lid? Gold? Emeralds? Gold-plated emeralds with gems inside 'em? It's... It's... $A piping hot kettle full of tea?! What $the hell is this?! A piping hot kettle full of tea. $Hey, no comments from the peanut gallery! $What am I supposed to do with this?! Reluctantly, you decide to take the kettle with you, even though it will probably burn your hand beyond the point of recognition. #zap touch #zap guard:touch #zap door:touch #kettle:owl #end :touch $I'll never look in one of these stupid $things again! Eeech, teapot hot!.... #end џџџџ мŠх@Kettle #end :owl MATT: %@%^&*@&$*#! That is HOT! #take health 5 :yeek /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i MATT: Ack, me hand! #take health 5 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i MATT: Gosh, it hurts! /i #take health 5 haho #yeek #end :stoppit #end :sendblade #blade:stoppit #end :haho AAAAAA!!! You're meeelting, meeeelting! Oh, what a world, what a world. Where a meltingly hot kettle can kill an innocent boy. Now stop eating that paste, and restore your game! $THE END #guard:stoppit #endgame #end 0 џџџџwњŠЎ@Door #cycle 1 #end :touch The door has an unusually large, strangely shaped keyhole in it. It was probably meant for an unusually large, strangely shaped key. Find it, already! #end :touch #kettle:stoppit #restore guard:touch #take health 30 It looks as if your agonizingly hot kettle would fit into this keyhole. All you have to do is turn it upside down. $I think I'll just turn this upside down, $and... OH MY GOD!!! Maybe you should have dumped the hot tea out before hand, so it wouldn't have gotten on YOUR hand! $Owowowowowow... Without further ado, you proceed to stick the kettle into the keyhole, using the hand that's not currently deformed. #become white fake #end 6Хџџџџw%‹Т@Blade #cycle 1 #end :spin #zap touch :sbin #char 88 /i #if contact then sbin #if blocked s then blo #char 197 /i #if contact then sbin #if blocked s then blo #spin #end :touch #end :touch #kettle:sendblade #guard:stoppit And with that, you are sliced and diced into tiny pieces. It hurts, but you did learn a valuable lesson: Stay away from rotating blades, ya moron! $THE END #endgame #end :stoppit #end :blo #guard:killd #kettle:sendblade #end 7ЉџџџџwA‹ю@Handle #cycle 1 #end :touch Can you handle it? !1;Um, probably! #end :1 #lock #char 28 #play 66 #blade:spin /i/i/i #char 169 #play 44 #zap touch #unlock #end :touch Ach, it was okay the first time, but you jus' canna handle this! #end 7Эџџџџw*?6Эџџџџw*?5Эџџџџw*?4Эџџџџw*?3Эџџџџw*?2Эџџџџw*?1Эџџџџw*?0Эџџџџw*?/Эџџџџw*?.Эџџџџw*?-Эџџџџw*?,Эџџџџw*?+Эџџџџw*?*Эџџџџw*?5Хџџџџw=m #bind blade 4Хџџџџw>m #bind blade 3Хџџџџw >m #bind blade 2Хџџџџw?m #bind blade 1Хџџџџw@m #bind blade 0ХџџџџwAm #bind blade /Хџџџџw Am #bind blade .ХџџџџwBm #bind blade -ХџџџџwCm #bind blade ,ХџџџџwDm #bind blade +Хџџџџw Dm #bind blade *ХџџџџwEm #bind blade 0џџџџwP‹@Headdoor #cycle 1 #end :touch This particular door has a keyhole that happens to be shaped like a man's head. $Oh god oh god oh god, I can't get $through! OH GOD, WHY CAN'T I GET $THROUGH?!! You then decide to calm down. $NO I DON'T! #end :touch The keyhole is in the shape of a head. You just happen to be the proud owner of two! Since one of them has your brain inside, you decide to insert the guard's. Not surprisingly, it fits. Unfortunately, it falls apart after this little incident. #become red fake #end џџџџ@ p‹–@Guard GUARD: Now, where could he have gone?... /i/i/i/w/w A-HA! /i/i/i Time to take out the trash, HAR! /i #cycle 2 :rampage #if blocked seek then clak :glak ?seek #if contact then owie #rampage #end :clak #put seek empty #glak #end :owie #play t--ct+cd# {SMACK!} /i #take health 10 haho #rampage #end :touch #if hehe then hesdead $Stay back, smelly dude! GUARD: You'll never escape while I'm on duty! /i #rampage #end :stoppit #end :touch $Ha! Look what I've got! !1;Pour the burning tea on Mr. Smelly- $er, Mr. Guard's head. /i #rampage #end :1 The stinkin' guard is too stinkin' fast! He smacks the kettle onto your head, where your brains are fried. Then he dances on your horribly singed carcass like it's 1999. $THE END #endgame #kettle:stoppit #end :killd #cycle 1 #char 1 #set hehe GUARD: Ohhhhh... #put e red fake #put w red fake #put s red fake #end :hesdead $Yick, his head came off. I'll just put $it in my inventory where it belongs. /i MATT: Ugh, it's all sweaty. #zap headdoor:touch #become red fake #end :haho Unfortunately, the constant smacking was just too much for a lad like yourself. You have expired. $THE END #endgame #kettle:stoppit #end 0 џџџџwџџџџ К‹”@Musicdude #cycle 1 #play s.a#+cdi.c-s.a#+cdx #play s.ggggggg+dfgi.f#s.ef#gx #play s.gggggggi.a#-a#+g#-g#+f#-f#+g#-g# #play i.a#t.-a#a#a#a#s.a#s.a# Љ Vents 2K--Line Walls, Boththy J..0ЏLДU5  5 w15  5 wp5 w5 wpw5 w5 pw 5 w5 p 5 w5 w5 wp5 5 w 5 w5 w 5 5 w5 w5 w5 5 w5 p5 w 5 w5 ww5 w5 w5 5 w 5 p5 w 5 p5 wpw5 ww5 5  5 5 w 5 5 wp5 p 5 5 w 5 w 5 w5 p 5 w5 pw5 wp5 ww5 5 w 5  5 5 w5 p 5 p5 5 p5 w 5 p5 w5 w5 w5 p5 w5 p5 w 5 p5  5 wp 5 w5 5 $v5 5 w5 5 5 w5 w5 5 5 5 wp5 p 5 5 w5 w5 p5 w5 5 p5 wpw5 wpw5 ww 5 5 w 5 w5 w 5 w5 wpw 5 w5 p5 5 5 w 5 w5 w5 p5 5 pw 5 ww5 5 p5 p5 w 5 p5 w5 5 ww5 wp5 wp;5  5 $5  5 $ 5 object tainer.0bQx џџџџњ?T@Agh, more air vents #clear hehe /i You finally make your way out of the labyrinthine air vents, only to find even more labyrinthine air vents! $Yeesh, can't that damn game designer give $a guy a break? Suddenly, you hear a loud groaning noise coming from behind you. Better run! $Ohhh, I shouldn't have said that... #guard:killim #end : ўџџџџw .„л@Treasure chest of treasure! #cycle 1 #end :touch #give health 30 #zap touch You (very) cautiously open the chest to find a very large dinner, consisting of pork, sausages, bacon, and ham. $Alright! A solid meal! Wait 'til ma $hears about this! You (very) quickly gnarf it down, since there happens to be a murderous zombie guard after you. $I think I need an ambulance... #end :touch There's nothing left except for a few scraps of pig brain. Mmmmmmm, squishy... #end /џџџџL„i@Guard :killim /i/i/i/i/i #char 2 /e Uh oh, that guard you beheaded is up and about. He seems to want revenge. Either that, or he's just a good cop even in death. $AAAAAAA!!! GUARD: Mmmmph! Oh, the horror! /i #cycle 2 :rampage #put opp seek red fake #if blocked seek then clak :glak ?seek #if contact then owie #rampage #end :clak #put seek empty #glak #end :owie #play t--ct+cd# {SMACK!} /i #take health 10 haho #rampage #end :touch #if hehe then hesdead $Hey guard, your head's unhinged. GUARD: Mmmph? /i/i/i/i GUARD: GRRRR! /i #rampage #end :stoppit #end :touch $Ha! Look what I've got! !1;Pour the burning tea on Mr. Smelly- $er, Mr. Guard's head. /i #rampage #end :1 The stinkin' guard is too stinkin' fast! He smacks the kettle onto your head, where your brains are fried. Then he dances on your horribly singed carcass like it's 1999. $THE END #endgame #kettle:stoppit #end :killd #cycle 1 #char 1 #set hehe GUARD: Ohhhhh... #put e red fake #put w red fake #put s red fake #end #end :haho A headless man killed you. Whoa, this is going on your permanent record when you're in heaven! $THE END #endgame #end  џџџџwўSpider!K--Line Walls, Boththy J..0ЏLДUxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxwxxx xxxwxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxx$xxx xxx$xxx xxx$xxx xxx pxxx xxxpxxx xxxpxxx$xxxxppxxxxџobject tainer. bQx   џџџџD?H@Eye #cycle 1 #end :shot #char 8 #zap jaw:shot #zap jaw2:shot #jaw:stoppit #jaw2:stoppit #zap shot #spider:stoppit SPIDER: ROOOAAAAARRRRRRR!!! #end :shot The eye you just shot is closed, dingbat! What is your retarded problem?! #end :ded #char 255 #put n cyan fake /n #put n cyan fake /n #put n cyan fake #become cyan fake #end !џџџџ X?є@Closed #cycle 1 #end :shot The eye which you just shot happened to be closed, much like a door. Much like a steel door, the bullet bounced off. #end :ded #char 255 #put n cyan fake /n #put n cyan fake /n #put n cyan fake /n #become cyan fake !'џџџџh?д@Jaw :smashmouth /e /i/i #if blocked w then smashim /w /i/i #smashmouth #end :smashim #spider:ooga #end :stoppit #end :shot #spider:angry #end :shot #spider:faker #zap yar:gogo #yar:gogo #become cyan normal #end џџџџu?*@Spider /i As you run blindly into the next room, you realize something very important: There's a huge, smelly spider right near you! $That's the second biggest spider I've $ever seen! Also running blindly into the room is the evil headless security guard! He, however, is devoured by the massive beast in a sequence so gruesome I can't even show it to you. $That's the second gruesomest sequence $I've ever seen! Well, it looks as if you've reached the end of the line. See ya, I've got to do some schoolwork... $Hey, you can't just leave me here! Indeed I can. However, since I got you into this mess, I might as well make it possible for you to get out. $That's better. Alright, spider! Put up $your huge, smelly dukes! /i #guard:geddup SPIDER: Hssssssss! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Uh oh, this doesn't look good. The spider is growing tired of your constant thoughts as to how to kill it. $Mr. Spider, if you please... SPIDER: Hssssssss! $Um... You smell really nice. Stupid! He sees right through your white lie, and then eats right through your flesh! $THE END #endgame #jaw:stoppit #jaw2:stoppit #end :ooga $Hey, those are some nice jaws... ACK! $Oh god, the sharpness, and the poison, $and the bone-crushing, and the hurting... Yes, the hurting. And you've been hurt beyond the point of recovery, boyo. Say goodbye to your life, Matt! It's gonna be a lengthy trip... $THE END Is this thing off? My fingers is getting tired... #endgame #jaw:stoppit #jaw2:stoppit #end :angry Uh oh, you've made the mean ol' spider angry! Here he comes now!... $No! Not the head! Not the head! AUGH! $THE END #jaw:stoppit #jaw2:stoppit #endgame #end :faker #cycle 1 #change cyan normal cyan breakable /i #change cyan breakable water /i #change cyan water empty #end :cool Dear dear dear. The spider has lost not only his mighty jaws and eyesight, but also his will to live. He is so terribly unhappy, that he turns the entire middle of his body inside out. You're a terrible person. #eye:ded #closed:ded #end `џџџџї?е@Jaw2 :smashmouth /w /i/i #if blocked e then smashim /e /i/i #smashmouth #end :smashim #spider:ooga #end :stoppit #end :shot #spider:angry #end :shot #spider:faker #zap yar:gogo #yar:gogo #become cyan normal #end џџџџeƒи@Guard #cycle 1 #end :geddup #char 1 #put w red fake #put s red fake #end :touch You search the bloodily decapitated body, and realize that the former guard-turned- zombie had a gun on him. $Ha! The wuss was probably afraid he'd $shoot himself by accident! Whatsa $matter, can't figure out how to use $deadly weapons? Ooooh, even my ma... Matt, stop teasing the corpse. $Sorry. #give ammo 10 #zap touch #end :touch $Hey, man, don't lose your head! Very funny. #end џџџџ@8@Yar #end :gogo #end :gogo #end :gogo #spider:cool #end  џџџџ! џџџџk Escapee Heapne Walls, Boththy J..0ЏLДU=:<)$ $$$  $ $xxx $$')!L$LLL$5 65 $ 5 5$5 6object tainer. bQx ( џџџџ\U@Truck /i/i {Scuffle scuffle!} /i/i/i/i #char 2 /i/i After another 48 hours of air vent- delving, you finally reach the end of the line. $Uhh, that's a pretty long drop. Fortunately, you see an open truck below where the air vent ends. The perfect getaway, this is! $Ohh, I'll probably miss and scrape my $knees on the hard concrete. Suddenly, you hear a saintly voice, most likely myself, saying "Have confidence." $The disturbing voice is right! I can't $go through life not taking any huge $risks! If my knees get scraped, then so $be it! /i MATT: Fly away, bird! /i/i #cycle 1 #walk w /n/s/s/s/s/s #walk i /s/s OOF! #block:disappear #die #end ЭџџџџЎB џџџџ Тj&џџџџ Њj4џџџџ nKџџџџ nK(љџџџџ Чj џџџџ іKљџџџџ іK;џџџџ іKўџџџџ…U!@Block #end :disappear #die #end џџџџџџџџ ‡Uч@Joehelm #play ifsxidsxifsxidsxifd #play id#sxicsxid#sxicsxid#c #play ic#sxi-a#sxi+c#sxi-a#sxi+c#-a# #play sffifxsffqfx #play idsxxidsxxidsxid#sxifxdxddsxid#sxif #play ig#xfxfsxig#sxhgqxigggqfixqdix-qa#ix #play qd#ixq-a+cw-a# #end ќTruckge Heapne Walls, Boththy J..0ЏLДU    (                                                                            &                L LLLLL LL   L L2P2I2G2M2A2NLLLL   L LLL2&LLLLLL    L LL2S2O2N2SLLLL   L LLLLLLLLL    L2O2X2E2N2 2M2O2V2I2N2G2 2C2O2M2P2A2N2YL    L LLLLLLLLLLL   L LLL LL            5 $ 5 5 5 $ O5 5 5 6 object tainer.bQx ўџџџџ\UW@Oxen... /i/i $Hey, it's sorta warm and furry in here... Suddenly, the problem dawns on you. Literally. $Ohhhhhh, $%^$!@!*&. /i MATT: Niiice oxen. /i/i/i/i/i/i Gooood oxen. /i/i/i/i/i/i Just be friendly, and maybe /i/i/i/i/i/i I won't eat you for dinner. /i/i/i/i/i/i Ooooh, shouldn't have said that! /i/i/i #whacker:whak /i/i/i #die #end џџџџ rU@Whacker #end :whak #change white solid purple invisible #play 5 #change blue invisible white solid /i #change white solid blue invisible #play 4 #change yellow invisible white solid /i #change white solid yellow invisible #play 8 #change purple invisible white solid /i #whak #end #џџџџЅBartaurantightanManssages, FloorsaЏLДULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLNNNNNNNLLLLLLLLLLLNNNNNNNNNNNLL LLLLNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN LL<xSn$4B4A4R$/nnn)n *n$ $+n$$xn$n$$ `$$ p$$nN$`` ``$`(N&NfоN'NERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. EbQx Nџџџџ Бџџџџ ь] Бџџџџ ь] БџџџџaBБџџџџ ј]Бџџџџ ј]Бџџџџ ј]Бџџџџ“>Бџџџџ ь]Бџџџџ ь]Бџџџџ ь]Бџџџџ ь]Бџџџџ ь]Бџџџџ ь]Бџџџџ–?Бџџџџ ь]Бџџџџ ь] Бџџџџœ@"Бџџџџ–?#Бџџџџ\U€@Extremely Crudely-drawn bar 12 hours of darkness, brutality, and oxen later, you finally decide that it would be best to get out of the truck. Most unfortunately, you couldn't have picked a worse place to do so. You're in the middle of nowhere! That, or you're in the wrong game. Either way, you've got to get out of this groovy groove trip, and fast! $Oh, man, those oxen sure do know how to $beat the living crud out of a guy... $Hey, that's one awful looking bar! Yes. Yes it is. $But you know what? I get the feeling $I've seen it somewhere else. You decide to drop the subject. $Hey, this looks like it's a recycled and $slightly improved bar scene from Todd's $Adventure! Alright! Alright! It's true! But what do you want, a NEW bar scene? You know, I'm not a mean obscene bar scene machine! $Indeed you're not. Actually, I don't $know who or what the hell you are. #end #Бџџџџ ј]#Бџџџџ ј] БџџџџnaB БџџџџnaB%џџџџxёŠj@Cycle #end :touch #zap touch $Oh yeah, I remember- this thing was $supposed to be the motorcycle that Todd $stole. Sure doesn't look much like a $motorcycle. Well, it is. $You know, I could pull better motorcycles $out of my- Hey! The player then stopped talking immediately! $Alright. But I'm a little suspicious of $you, voice man. Or I guess you could $say, "I've got my ear on you." Guffaw! Yes... #if key then !1;Let's riiide! #end :touch You spend about five minutes admiring the ugly, ugly motorcycle. Then you decide that it's ugly, and stop admiring it. #if key then !1;Let's riiide! #end :1 #clear key You carefully, ever so slowly, turn the key in hopes that the motorcycle will not explode. It doesn't. $Whew, that was a close one! Now you and Brett can ride to wherever you think it necessary! This oughtta be good. #become yellow fake #end $џџџџx<Бџџџџn”UV@Desert #end :touch Nothing but vultures and the occasional Starbucks out there. #end ;БџџџџnšU #bind desert :Бџџџџn›U #bind desert 9Бџџџџn›U #bind desert 8Бџџџџn œU #bind desert 7Бџџџџn U #bind desert 6БџџџџnžU #bind desert 5БџџџџnŸU #bind desert 4Бџџџџn U #bind desert 3Бџџџџn  U #bind desert 2Бџџџџn ЁU #bind desert 1БџџџџnЂU #bind desert 0БџџџџnЃU #bind desert /БџџџџnЄU #bind desert .БџџџџnЄU #bind desert -Бџџџџn ЅU #bind desert ,БџџџџnІU #bind desert +БџџџџnЇU #bind desert *БџџџџnЈU #bind desert )БџџџџnЈU #bind desert (Бџџџџn ЉU #bind desert 'Бџџџџn ЊU #bind desert &БџџџџnЋU #bind desert БџџџџnЌU #bind desert Бџџџџn­U #bind desert Бџџџџn ­U #bind desert Бџџџџn ЎU #bind desert БџџџџnЏU #bind desert БџџџџnАU #bind desert БџџџџnБU #bind desert БџџџџnБU #bind desert Бџџџџn ВU #bind desert БџџџџnГU #bind desert БџџџџnДU #bind desert БџџџџnЕU #bind desert БџџџџnЕU #bind desert Бџџџџn ЖU #bind desert Бџџџџn ЗU #bind desert Бџџџџn“>БџџџџnИU #bind desert БџџџџnЙU #bind desert Вџџџџ–>$Вџџџџ–>`! Disco BartightanManssages, FloorsaЏLДU=::::::::!!$! $нЛюЬ™ЊнЛ!$$b$$cЛюЬ™ЊнЛю!$$b$$c$ юЬ™ЊнЛюЬ!$b$Ь™ЊнЛюЬ™!$b$$c$!$$c $! $c!  ` !::$$:џERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. 6 bQx  џџџџ$пџџџџšB@Floor #cycle 1 #end :touch Ack! My eyes! The imitation prison contacts do nothing! #end :touch I'll just pour this Budmeiser all over the discotecaladorium. #zap brett:dance #zap touch #end :touch I'm all out of Budmeiser. Those bottles hardly have anything in them... #end %пџџџџЌB #bind floor мџџџџ 0Cмџџџџ 0Cмџџџџ 0Cџџџџ 0CџџџџЈŠ6@Bartender #cycle 1 #end :touch BARMAN: What do you want, underaged kid? !one;I want a beer. It's for my popsy. !2;I want to suck your blood! #end :2 BARMAN: Nice try. Vampires don't come out during the day! $Would that have worked if I had said it $to you a few hours from now? BARMAN: I would have nailed you to the cross before you could say, "Hey, this wood is giving me splinters!" $Ewww. Splinters. #end :one #zap one #zap floor:touch BARMAN: I believe you about as much as I believe Elvis is still alive. $So you'll give me the beer? BARMAN: How will you be paying for it? Cash? Check? Blackmail? $Uh... all three. BARMAN: Whoa, here! Take it! And please don't tell anyone about my freakout incident, okay? $I won't. Heh heh heh... #end :one BARMAN: No. $Well, at least he was to the point. #end џџџџ 0Cмџџџџ 0CФџџџџ­BL@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch #char 92 /n #char 179 /e/i #barman:whoa #end мџџџџBCмџџџџ„Cмџџџџ„CмџџџџIC)мџџџџ OC(мџџџџ OC'мџџџџ OC'мџџџџ OC(мџџџџ OC)мџџџџ OCмџџџџ OCмџџџџ„Cмџџџџ„Cмџџџџ OC!мџџџџ OC мџџџџ„C мџџџџ„C! мџџџџ OC мџџџџ8N!мџџџџ8N!мџџџџ OC мџџџџ„Cмџџџџ oмџџџџ„Cмџџџџ8Nмџџџџ„Cмџџџџ„C мџџџџ„Cмџџџџ„Cмџџџџ„C џџџџлŠ4@Brett #cycle 1 #end :touch $Uh, hi Brett. BRETT: That's Disco Brett to you, talent contest boy! $Talent contest? Oh, I, uh, hardly $remember that. BRETT: Yeah, well I'm still the best disco dancin' dudely dude in town. $Well, let's see some of your stuff, then! BRETT: Fine disco forever, maaaaan! #zap touch #lock /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/s/s/e/e/e/e/e #dance #end :dance #play qbagf#sf#gggxxxxf#gggxxxxqbagf# #play sgggwbagf#sde /e/w/e/w/e/w/n/s/n/s/n/s/w/e/w/e/w/e/s/n/s /n/s/n/e/w/e/w/e/w/n/s/n/s/n/s/w/e/w/e/w/e /s/n/s/n/s/n BRETT: YEAH! I RUUUULE! /w/w/w/w/w/n/n/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #unlock #end :dance BRETT: WHOOOAAA!!! /n/n/s/s/s #play 5 BRETT: OOOF!!! #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i #cycle 1 /i BRETT: Oh no! I've lost it! Did you see how I slipped and fell? I no longer have the same incredible balance and coordination that I once did in yesteryear! Woe is me! Sob sob sob! Pout pout pout! Your guilty conscience tells you to say something reassuring to (former) Disco Brett. $Uh... I like your outfit. BRETT: Really? That's fly! Would you like to join me on my quest to prove that leisure suits are just as good as they ever were? $Sure. It's not like I have anything $worse to do. BRETT: Grooveriffic! Come on, my motorcycle is waiting out back! $I saw that thing. It's ugly. Careful, now. Remember, Brett needs your reassurance! $In a good-looking sort of way. #set key /i/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/w/w/s #die #end :touch $Could I see some of those incredibly $groovenautical moves again? BRETT: Sure thing, lame-o! /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/s/s/e/e/e/e/e #dance #end џџџџ >‹ї@Barman #cycle 1 #end :whoa BARMAN: Hey... No one opens that swinging door. $Sorry, my hand slipped. BARMAN: No one. Get out of here. $No, wait, I can explain. I was $sauntering behind this counter for no $reason in particular, when that guy over $there told to open the door and, uh, $steal some alcoholic beverages. BARMAN: Well, I was gonna let you go free, but it's against the law for minors to be in possession of alcohol. One day you're stealing alcohol, the next you're stealing a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade float. I'm just gonna have to put a stop to this, so parade-going folk won't be disappointed. I hope you've learned your lesson, son. Whatever it was, don't make the same mistake you just did again, 'kay? $THE END #endgame #end џџџџn‹|@Todd #cycle 1 #end :touch #toddmusic:playit /i/i/i/i $Excuse me. Is your name Todd? TODD: No- I mean, yes. Who are you, dud, I mean, dude? $It's a secret. TODD: Come on, buddy! Open up! If you do, maybe I'll give you a cameo in my next game! $What's a cameo? TODD: It's a character from a game/movie/ book/cereal box who is magically transported to another... thing, so as the author will not have to think up new characters! $Cool. TODD: So what's your name? $It's a secret. TODD: Augh. Get away from me. $In due time, I shall. TODD: Ohhh, this is the last cameo I'm ever doing... #zap touch #end :touch TODD: Naff off, will ya? You're one creepy dude. $Probably because I just came from prison. TODD: Eh? $Uh, I mean, uh, I said, I just love $bison! TODD: I don't. They're dirty, and they taste like bison manure. #zap touch #end :touch TODD: ....!....?.....!!! #end &пџџџџ БB #bind floor 'пџџџџВB #bind floor (пџџџџГB #bind floor )пџџџџДB #bind floor *пџџџџ ДB #bind floor +пџџџџЕB #bind floor џџџџЅ‹ж@Purdy lady #cycle 1 #end :touch LADY: I can't believe I went out with this guy! He calls himself, "Disco Joe", and he's drunk himself silly! His real name is Dweezil, too. $Uh, want me to kick the bejeezus out of $him for you? LADY: No, but thanks for the thought. Did you just say "bejeezus"? #zap touch #end :touch You don't feel like listening to some lady you don't know complain about some guy you don't care about. That's what your mom does every day! #end џџџџУ‹p@Disco Joe #cycle 1 #end :touch JOE: Hey, be groovy! I am, and just look at me! $I'm lookin', but I ain't likin'. JOE: MELLOW out, duuude! $I had an imitation prison MELON for $breakfast this morning. #zap touch #end :touch No one, not even you, wants to hear a freakish Travolta wannabe talk about what kinds of fruit you should eat. It's bad for the soul. #end џџџџк‹@Toddmusic #cycle 1 #end :playit #play s-aa+f#xxf#xef#xxxexxx /i #play s-aa+f#xxf#xef#xxxexxxif#ga+sd /i #play +qcsx-b+c-baxxf#xxf#xef#xxxexxxif#ga /i #play s+sdqcsxefcdxxf#xxf#xef#xxxexxx #play s-a#a#a#a#a#a#a#h+csxdddddddhesxid #play sf#xxf#xef#xxxexxx-aa+f#xxf#xef#xxxe #end џџџџ ы‹Є@Disco Bar? Oh, gawd... #cycle 1 $Hey, this place looks about as much fun $as the last eight Jason movies! You notice a shady figure in the corner. $Hey, that's Disco Brett! The same Disco $Brett who beat me in a talent contest $when I was seven years old! The $experience scarred me for life! Now that you've spent the last ten seconds talking about him to yourself, you might as well talk to him in person! #end Sam'sSTK--Fake Walls, Both Both..0ЏLДU`````%``` ```-`````````b&```````&b`b```````b&`&b& `````` `&b&b`b&b```````b&b&%``````5``````$``$o ``#``$o`$o`` ``$` `hfhhhhhhhf` ` `hhfhhfhhhhfh``$o ` `fhhhhhfhh``b&`$o``` `hhhfhh fhfhhf````` `hhhh$hfhhhf`b&``7`````` `$d`$o'``4```````````&```````` `&b& ` `````````` `b& ` ```` ?`````%``` `џobject tainer. bQx `џџџџhšB@Door #cycle 1 #end :touch There's probably nothing but oxen-killing devices (such as the Cattle Chopper, the Meaty Mixamachine, and the Beast Beheader) in here. Then again, maybe I could take a peek... !on;Open them doors- Sam'll never notice! #end :on #doors:opman #die #end џџџџ`# џџџџ`ЌB!@Oxen #cycle 4 :rr ?rnd #rr #end  џџџџ`ЎB!@Oxen #cycle 4 :rr ?rnd #rr #end ( џџџџ`АB!@Oxen #cycle 4 :rr ?rnd #rr #end уџџџџ`.@&уџџџџ`\Nџџџџ`ЈŠ‹@Sam #cycle 1 :bitterman #if alligned then bitterguy #bitterman #end :bitterguy SAM: You there! Sam points his finger at you. $Gah! Whatever it is, I didn't do it! SAM: You sure didn't! You were supposed to pick up and deliver one of my carcasses three hours ago! $Uh, are you a few bugs short of an $average ZZT game? SAM: No, you rapscallion! You ARE the delivery boy, right? !1;No, but I play one on TV. !2;Of course I am, young whippersnapper! /i #bitterguy #end :1 SAM: Then what are you doing on my property, boy? $Trespassing. SAM: You're an honest lad. You know where you belong? The US Army. $That's funny. Mom always said I belonged $in an orphanage. SAM: Come with me, and I'll show you where to enlist. $But I don't want to enlist! SAM: I want YOU for the US Army! With that, Sam points his finger at you once again. As if you didn't already know, he's brainwashed you! Now you'll be spending 4 years in the Army, followed by four years of spending the money you earn on college! What a waste of your life! $THE END #endgame #end :2 SAM: Whippersnapper?! Young?! $Hey, leave me alone, I'm just the, uh, $who were you waiting for again? SAM: The delivery boy. $Yeah, I'm the delivery boy. Now give me $the carcass, please. SAM: Sure, it's right here! Be careful when you're picking it up, the thing might squirm a bit. $Don't worry about it, I was the guy who $rounded up all those escaped mental $patients in Mad City and recruited them $as my allies. SAM: Captain America? #end :touch SAM: Why haven't you delivered my carcass yet? $Um, I have to wait until my chiropractor $says it's okay to lift dead beasts. SAM: Bah! #end  Вџџџџ ‹Ј@What a dump. /i You venture into one of the classiest little joints you've ever seen. There are two pens here- one for oxen, and one for oxen carcasses. For your information, carcasses are a very good source of protein, and they often have fruits and vegetables inside of them. Over by a "quaint" little shack, you see a white- bearded man with a top hat on. He keeps yelling curses into the air, for some reason. #end уџџџџ+‹­@Carcass #cycle 1 #end :touch #if carc then beatnik You aren't about to pick up a rotting oxen carcass unless you absolutely have to. $Ugh, there's a lung sticking out of it! #end :beatnik #clear carc #set carcass The carcass feels a bit gooky in your arms. CARCASS: Noooo! Don't eeeat meeee! $Relax, I'm not going to eat you. $The cows have that privilege. CARCASS: Ohhhh, noooooo! $Poor li'l fella. #become red fake #end џџџџF‹<@Doors #cycle 1 #end :touch There's probably nothing but oxen-killing devices (such as the Cattle Chopper, the Meaty Mixamachine, and the Beast Beheader) in here. Then again, maybe I could take a peek... !1;Open them doors- Sam'll never notice! #end :1 #opman #end :opman #door:on #put n yellow passage #die #end џџџџh Town MapntightanManssages, FloorsaЏLДU nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnfnfnfnff  nnnnnnnnfnfnfnffffnfhnnnnnnnnnnn nfnffffnhhfnnnnnnnnfnfnfffnfhhhnnnnnnfnfxxxnnnnnnnnnnffnfnfnffxx nnnnnnnnffnfnffnnnnnfffnfnfffnnnnnnnfffnffff nnnnnnnfffnfnfffnnnnnnfnfnnnfnfnfnffffnnnnnnnnfnfnfnfnfff nnnnnnnnnnnnfnnfnfnfffff _3S3k3a3n3k3y3 3S3u3e3'3s3 3M3o3-3H3o3r3s3e3 3F3a3r3m ?1U1n1c1l1e1 1S1a1m1'1s1 1O1x1e1n1 1C1a1r1c1a1s1e1s1  O2 2B2l2o2d2y2 2B2e2a2t2n2i2k2'2s2 2S2u2r2g2e2r2y2  /0 0T0h0e0 0C0o0m0p0o0s0t0 0P0a0l0a0c0e0 $ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. bQx лџџџџђFп@Mappy Land... Well, not really. /i/i In case you haven't noticed, you've reached the standard adventure game map screen that you've seen 1001 times before in commercial games. Why, you're probably so sick of these things that you want to give 'em the ol' one-two fork-in-the-brain move, pioneered by psychotic chefs. Unfortunately for you, maps are inanimate objects/scribblings. $There go my plans of map-killery... In case you were wondering exactly how you got here, I'll tell you. In order to get revenge on Disco Brett, you threw him off his motorcycle into a ditch full of angry rhinos. Not very creative, but you didn't feel like promoting leisure suits, anyway. $He sure did bounce good... off that $rhino's horn! #end џџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџВџџџџ GF@WildArms /i #play igsxigsx.gghaifsxifsx.ffhgs.aaaaxxxx #play s.xaaaa Ф Inside Shackke Walls, Both Both..0ЏLДU=:<:::   #     $        $$    $$   $:L!::!::::::5 65 $ p5 5$5 6object tainer.bQx ўџџџџ–†Ї@Shackness /i/i :glud It is unusually dark in this shack. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. $And me without my lantern! Geeze! Your only hope now is to find a light switch. !gon;Grope around blindly... very blindly !2;"Hello? Is anyone in here?" !3;Run like hell on wheels /i #glud #end :2 /i #change white invisible white solid #change red invisible red breakable. /i/i As you soon find out, there is someone- actually something- in here with you. A Grue, of course! No adventurer has ever survived a Grue attack, and you're not even up to adventurer standards! You're more of a slacker, in fact. You are eaten by a Grue, of course. $THE END #endgame #end :3 As good an idea as this is, you're still an idiot. Grues have eerie powers of being able to run fast. And eat people. $THE END #endgame #end :gon A-HA! You reach down to find a very angry, very poisonous snake who doesn't seem to like being held. !4;Scream in terror !5;Throw it into the dark whence it came /i #gon #end :4 A whole lotta good that does! Unbeknownst to you, the snake has super-sensitive hearing. He bites you like you've never been bit before, and slithers away. You spend your last few nanoseconds drowning in your own blood before a friendly Grue comes along and "helps" you. $THE END #endgame #end :5 Excellent work, Watson! The snake goes straight for the Grue's genitals. /i #cycle 1 #change white invisible white solid #change red invisible red breakable #change blue invisible white normal /i #change white normal blue invisible /i #change blue invisible white normal /i #change white normal blue invisible /i #change blue invisible white normal /i #change white normal blue invisible /i #change blue invisible white normal /i #change white normal blue invisible /i #change blue invisible white normal /i #give gems 1 As you turn to walk away, you trip over a tiny gem. Your knee may be scraped, but your soul is now, uh, at peace... #die #end 2Вџџџџ9U2 Вџџџџ9U1 Вџџџџ9U. ВџџџџDU/ Вџџџџ9Uџџџџџџџџ H@RTZ #play q.afa#aw.g#gf Compost PalaceanManssages, FloorsaЏLДUД77(&  5 5 5 5 $"5 5 " 5 "b"5  "5 "b""b "5 "b"b"b"bb"b"b"b"b"b"b" fb"b&b&"b&b&b&b"b$`b"b"&b&b"b&b&b&b&b"b&b&b"b&b"b&b&b&b&b"b&b&f&f&b&b&b"b"&b&b&b&b&f&f&b&f&bf&f&f&b&b&b&b&b&f&b&f&b&f&b&b&bf&f&f&f&f& f&f&f&f&f&f&f&f / f&f&f&fERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. bQx  џџџџf&џџџџD?;@Wrongdoor #cycle 1 #end :touch Wrong door, clod mon. #end % џџџџH?в@Door #cycle 1 #end :touch #zap touch #set billy A man with an unusually long and curly mustache pops out of a round window. His name tag says "Mroofus". From the look on this guy's face, you can tell that it most likely dipped it in a vat of acid. MROOFUS: Heee, he heeee, no one may see the wizard- er, GamesMaster. $GamesMaster? Who's that? MROOFUS: Hee, he's the one who master the game, heeeee. $Are you slapped up on bum pills? MROOFUS: Hee hee hee, no. Only the one you call "Bill Clinton" may enter. Hee is due for a session with GamesMaster. !1;"My name is Bill Clinton." !2;"Fine, then I'll just leave. Sniff." #end :1 #if bill then enter MROOFUS: It is? Why not you look like him? $I haven't showered in two months. MROOFUS: Heee, you not fool me! Away! $I'll be back. Mwa. #end :2 #end :touch MROOFUS: Go away! You annoy me! !1;"But my name is Bill Clinton!" !2;"I'll go away. You doody-head!" #end :enter MROOFUS: Well, that a horse of a different color! Enter, Mr. Clinton, heee. $Thank you, good citizen of the United $States. MROOFUS: My goldfish's name is States! $Shut up. MROOFUS: Hee, yessa Mr. President. #put n yellow passage #put e empty #char 255 /e #put n yellow passage #die #end џџџџ •?œ@Mmmmmm, compost... /i/i Standing before you is the biggest load of compost known to man. It's also home to a powerful entity whom a select few are allowed to see the power of. Coincidentally, these are usually those with much money in their bank accounts. $Mom used to say that there were more $important things than money. No offense, but your mom's a low-class glookneg. $Hey!... What's a glookneg? #end %џџџџ&џџџџмSue'sMapntightanManssages, FloorsaЏLДU  -  0    &  &      & & &     & &$j&$j&$b $j&      & &$j&$b&$j&$b &     &$b&$j&$j&$b&    &$j $b&$b&$b&  &$b $j&$b&$b&   xxx  & $b $b&$b&$b & xxxx & $b&$b&$b&$b & x xx & & xxx  & xx &  & $  &  D    & NNN   $NNN$       "    "$/"      " &    & &     &    _ )  ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. "bQx 0 џџџџD?v@Crops #cycle 1 #end :touch You wonder why Sue is growing spinach and onions on her farm. Maybe it's her lunch. #end 0 *џџџџ K? #bind crops 6 џџџџL? #bind crops 0*џџџџM? #bind crops 2 џџџџM? #bind crops Œџџџџ" N?Ф@Lamp #end :touch Ack! A full 300 watts of blinding light sear through your pupils. They are none too pleased with this, since they decide to send the pain impulses directly to your brain. #end џџџџZ?я@Yer barn door's open! #cycle 1 #end :touch You literally stumble into a large, cold door, which has a sign on it that says, "METAL". Your superior powers of reasoning (very superior) tell you that the door is made out of metal. It doesn't really matter, because you decide to just open it. $No door is gonna break MY style! Open $sesame! Drat, that didn't work. The door must be voice-protected, so you push on it instead. Success! #char 255 #put n empty /n #put n red passage #die #end џџџџлџџџџy?K@Farm of the Damned... and Sue. /i/i Well, this here's the local Moo-Horse farm. With a name like "Skanky Sue's", you know you're getting quality beasts. $Actually, this place looks like a dump. $Am I gonna have a chance to milk Bessie $while I'm here? I've always wanted to $try that! No! You're on a mission, REMEMBER?? $Actually, I'm not. I escaped from jail, $the cops obviously aren't coming after $me, and I'm in the middle of nowhere. Listen, as long as I'm around, you're on a mission, GOT IT?! ${Sigh} Yes, bellowing voice. Good kid. You'll make deputy someday. #end 4 џџџџ ž? #bind crops 4 џџџџŸ? #bind crops 6џџџџ ? #bind crops 2џџџџ  ? #bind crops 0џџџџ Ё? #bind crops 6 *џџџџЂ? #bind crops 6 *џџџџЃ? #bind crops 4 *џџџџ Ѓ? #bind crops 2 *џџџџ Є? #bind crops 2 *џџџџЅ? #bind crops 0 *џџџџІ? #bind crops 2*џџџџ І? #bind crops 4*џџџџ Ї? #bind crops 6*џџџџЈ? #bind crops 6*џџџџЉ? #bind crops 4*џџџџ Љ? #bind crops 0џџџџ Њ? #bind crops 2џџџџЋ? #bind crops 2*џџџџЌ? #bind crops 4*џџџџ Ќ? #bind crops 4*џџџџ ­? #bind crops 6*џџџџЎ? #bind crops 0*џџџџЏ? #bind crops џџџџџџџџ A™ Sue's HouseghtanManssages, FloorsaЏLДU= : :     |h| |v |v||R|v v|]]$Ov|v ]]||t||v] t]]]]||v ]]]|v|v ]]  ]]  ]]|v  ]]v  ]]  ]]|  ]]v  ]]  5 5 5 $ /5 5 $ O5 6 ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. bQx ўџџџџYI@Sue #cycle 1 /i Standing before you is the most hideous thing you've ever seen... Wait a minute, that's a person, not a thing! This is getting more hideous by the second! You shudder for about five seconds. #end :touch #set carc You finally get up the nerve to explain to Sue why the hell you're in her house. $Hello, ma'am. Just passing through... SUE: Just a second, dearie! I hardly get any visitors! Why don't you stay for awhile, he he he! $Please, ma'am! I have a wife and kids $back home! Radiant with beauty as you $are, I couldn't pull a Clinton on them! SUE: Nonsense, dearie! YE HE HE! $Yaaaah! SUE: Oh, and I can't let you go into my shiny new barn unless you're the delivery man. You see, I ordered an oxen carcass for my moo-horses to gnaw on! $Oh. Then I'll be leaving now. SUE: Come back anytime, sweetcakes! #zap touch #end :touch #if carcass then bbq SUE: Do you have my CARCASS?! $I'm afraid no one will until you're dead $and rotting. SUE: I meant the OXEN carcass! $No. Indeed I don't. #end :bbq $I have that carcass you wanted. SUE: Which? The oxen carcass, or the jack-a-lope carcass? $The oxen carcass. CARCASS: Oh noo! Please don't eat me! SUE: Keep quiet, you! You'll make good moo-horse food! CARCASS: Leave me alone, you big bullies! SUE: I said keep quiet! Mr. delivery man, why don't you just take the carcass to my shiny new barn. I think you'll like its shininess. $Oh, and I suppose you want a cup of tea $and goat milk, also! SUE: Do your job, and I'll reward you with a pretty penny. $Hot diggedy! Yes, ma'am! #clear carcass #die #end џџџџ  џџџџЏBџџџџџџџџ zvo@Woo #play s.gxa#gfxf#xgxa#gfxf#xgx+dd-fxf# #play s.xgx+dd-fxf#xh.+dd#dhfi.d#q.dd#i.c #play +q.di.fg-s.gggxgxg F Shiny BarneghtanManssages, FloorsaЏLДU= : : xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx|vxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx|vxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx$o|$ovxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx|v|vxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx|vxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx L$$xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx5 5 5 $ 5 5 5 6 ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. bQx ўџџџџD?Ў @Shiny Barn #cycle 1 /i Moo-horses to the left of you, moo-horses to the right! Moo-horses everywhere, everywhere in sight! $Alright, stay calm, don't panic, don't $make too much noise, and they won't $bother you. MOO-HORSES: Mooo. Mooooooo. $YAAAH! Shut uhhhp. $Oh yeah. A fine mess you've gotten yourself into this time. Fine as fine can be. :choices $What am I gonna do now? !on;Milk one of the moo-horses !tw;Push around one of the moo-horses !th;"Beef. It's what's for dinner." !f;Leave before this scene gets ugly. /i #choices #end :on $Hold still, Bessie! I'm thirsty as Aunt $Beatrice after a Richard Simmons workout! MOO-HORSE: Mooooo! You are finally able to extract some milk from the old misery. $P-YECK! This has flesh and old batteries $in it! #zap on #choices #end :on Nu-uh! Ain't gonna happen! #choices #end :th MOO-HORSE: (Scared) Moooooo! $I had no idea moo-horses could say $"scared". You misinterpreted the text, young ignoramus. #choices #end :f Uh oh, there's a huge moo-horse blocking the door! #choices #end :tw You give one of the horrid beasts a good shove, and they begin toppling over like dominos. $Yee-ha! Look at them carzy critters $fall! Only one remains standing, and it happens to be the one blocking the door. :choice2 $Help me out here, someone! !fi;No. !si;Look under some of the cows... !se;Leave /i #choice2 #end :fi Alright, if you don't want to help the main character out, then what's the point of living? There isn't one, bonehead! $THE END #endgame #end :se Try to think back to what I just told you. ....Yep, the large moo-horse is blocking the door. #choice2 #end :si #give gems 199 Cor blimey! You find Sue's bonanza- 199 big fat gems! :choice3 $Well, I'm running out of things to do $here. !ei;Eww! Get rid of that awful carcass! !ni;Leave /i #choice3 #end :ni .....Uhhh, the way is blocked. By a behemoth of a moo-horse. #choice3 #end :ei $Why didn't I think of that when I first $got in this room?! Not only is it heavy, $but it's also really, really annoying! CARCASS: Don't eeeeat meeee! As soon as you drop the carcass, the large (and only standing) moo-horse moves away from the door and begins to feast on it. I mean the carcass, not the door. CARCASS: Aww, nuts. Yeeeek! $All's well that ends well! Everyone got $exactly what they were wishing for. I $got a crap-load of gems, the moo-horse $got a good meal, and the carcass got a $nice, warm new home. Cor blimey! #die #end "џџџџк? џџџџк?(  џџџџ oA+  џџџџ oAџџџџѕSurgerypntightanManssages, FloorsaЏLДU . .            2B2L2O2D2Y2 2B2E2A2T2N2I2K2'2S                    x  "x  5 xx 5  5 x f$x  x5 $4 5 $   0  8 "" O"ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall.  bQx џџџџ D?№@Lightning #cycle 1 :lite /i/i/i #play 444 #change white invisible white solid /i #change white solid white invisible /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play 444 #change blue invisible white solid /i #change white solid blue invisible /i/i/i/i/i #lite #end ВџџџџS?]@Do-or #cycle 1 #end :touch Try the other door. Tis actually a passage, don'tcha know. #end џџџџ<џџџџ Y?Щ@Beatniks are creepier than expected... #cycle 1 /i Oooooh! This place looks pretty uninviting, doesn't it? Scary, even! $..No, not really. I'm sure it's nice and $comfy-cozy inside. Maybe THIS will change your mind! /i/i/i/i/i/i $..No, that didn't do it. Scientists say $you have a better chance of seeing $Infocom rise from its 1995 grave than $being struck by lightning. Those scientists should lay off the computer games for a few months... #end џџџџ"Inside SurgeryanManssages, FloorsaЏLДU% 2xxx x0x$x0x x0x$]$3x0x$]xx1xx xpxxxxp xpxxp xpxxp p xpxxp$kxxxp$$m xp$n xpxpxxpxxxxxpx xxpx x$xp x x$x pxx x$x"xx x$x"xx xx"xxx  " o  џERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. %bQx x"$џџџџ §=#$џџџџ §=$$џџџџ §=%$џџџџ §=&$џџџџ §='$џџџџ §=($џџџџ §=)$џџџџ §=)$џџџџ §=($џџџџ §='$џџџџ §=&$џџџџ §=%$џџџџ §=$$џџџџ §=#$џџџџ §="$џџџџ §="$џџџџ §=#$џџџџ §=$$џџџџ §=%$џџџџ §=&$џџџџ §='$џџџџ §=($џџџџ §=)$џџџџ §=%џџџџњ?И@Door to financial freedom #cycle 1 #end :touch This door has a window on it. Inside, you can see what might be either the hospital's entire funds or the good doctor's salary... #end &џџџџ@И@Door to financial freedom #cycle 1 #end :touch This door has a window on it. Inside, you can see what might be either the hospital's entire funds or the good doctor's salary... #end џџџџџџџџ ўџџџџ .„ь@Lady's House Magazine #cycle 1 #end :touch This crapmag tells you how to weed your sink, grow your own olive loaf, and throw out your hard-working husband for not agreeing with every little thing you say. $Mom might like this... #end  ўџџџџ@Ќ@Christopher Walken Magazine #cycle 1 #end :touch In this month's issue, you can learn how to get people to fear having to talk with you. A skill everyone must have! #end ўџџџџ=„С@Muscles and the People Who Have Them Mag #cycle 1 #end :touch $Ewww, the people in this look like their $veins are about to pop! You couldn't cut $skin like theirs with a butcher knife! #end  џџџџI„`@Brett #cycle 1 #end :touch $Say, don't I know you from somewhere? BRETT: Yes, but those vicious rhinos have rendered my once handsome face unrecognizable. $Oh yeah, sorry about that. Hey, could $you loan me some money? BRETT: No, I have to spend all of my dough to get plastic surgery for my face. $Oooooh, I'd hate to be you about now! BRETT: You know, you're the one who got me into this. I'd rip you a new bellybutton if I weren't blind at the moment. $Uh huh, that's nice. See ya! Too bad $you won't be able to see me! BRETT: Lousy no-good rapscallion boy... #zap touch #end :touch BRETT: Can you at least give me my motorcycle back? $No, I need it myself. And then I'm $planning on throwing it into the trash $compactor for fun. BRETT: Oh. #zap touch #end :touch Brett doesn't seem to enjoy your company. After all, you DID ruin his life. #end &џџџџ„@Well, what do you think it is? #cycle 1 #end :touch It probably leads to the doctor's seeecret la-bor-a-tory! Creeeeepy! $Look, morbid voice, I told you while we $were outside, this place is NOT in the $least bit scary! Oh. Thanks for ruining my fun. #end *џџџџ „м@Doctor #cycle 1 #end :touch #if billy then plastic DOCTOR: How may I help you? $You can't. In fact, I bet you couldn't $operate on a chihuahua. DOCTOR: GRRRRRR. #end :plastic $Hey, I need plastic surgery to look like $Bill Clinton. DOCTOR: Bill Clinton?! Are you kicked up on gaga pills? Who would want to look like Bill Clinton in this day and age? $Apparently, someone who's smarter than $you! DOCTOR: Well, do you have 200 gems? !1;"Of course I do, you lollygagger!" !2;"No, but I have 2 sticks of gum..." #end :2 DOCTOR: If you don't have the money, then leave. $Naw, maybe I'll just hang around here for $awhile. Stupid. DOCTOR: Please stop insulting me. $No. Ha ha! DOCTOR: GRRRRRR! #end :1 #take gems 200 lolli #clear billy DOCTOR: Fine! Bill Clinton it is! $Alright, is this going to take a long $time? DOCTOR: Well, depending on how well this goes, the treatment could take anywhere from a few hours to a few days. I get asked that question a lot, and I can never give an exact answer. $A simple yes or no would've been nice, $you moron. DOCTOR: Just follow me. #didit #end :lolli DOCTOR: Hey, you're lollygagger! You don't have 200 gems! $And you don't have a life, so we're even. DOCTOR: What do you know about my life? $Nothing, but judging from how ugly and $stupid you are, you must have had a $tragic upbringing! DOCTOR: GRRRRRR! #end :didit #lock #cycle 3 /w/w/w/w/n #put n empty #char 255 /n #put n empty /n #put n empty /n #put n white passage #die #end %лџџџџэ„~@Pink machine #cycle 1 #end :touch Pink? Why pink? Either the doctor's a very girlish woman, or a very... unusual man. #end &џџџџ%Вџџџџѕ„~@Pink machine #cycle 1 #end :touch Pink? Why pink? Either the doctor's a very girlish woman, or a very... unusual man. #end \Surgery Cinema 1Manssages, FloorsaЏLДU=:< v| /B/E/F/O/R/E/. tv|5H5e5y5,5 5c5a5n5 5y5a5 5h5a5n5d tv|5j5i5v5e5,5 5b5a5b5a5y5? 5/  | | t|| vt| v|| v|/K/E/P/ /T/H/E/F/U/N/K 5 65 $ _5 5$5 6ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. bQx ўџџџџњ?р@A disturbing portrait /i/i/i DOCTOR: Are you absolutely sure you want to go through with this? One stupid decision could ruin your life! $Then you must've made a lot of stupid $decisions, loser man! DOCTOR: GRRRRRR! I'm starting to lose my patience! $You'll lose THIS patient if you don't $hurry up, slow-mo! DOCTOR: Alright, just let me give you anasthesia... $I'll anasthesia YOU! That stuff is for $wussies! No way am I taking it! DOCTOR: If you insist... #die #end џџџџџџџџ @(@Hangjive /i #play qdiddqfdi.ciq.d #end Surgery Cinema 2Manssages, FloorsaЏLДU=:< | BE1A1F1T1E1R.5I5 5h5a5v5e5 5t5h5i5s |v||5s5u5d5e5n5 5u5r5g5e5 5t5ong tv|5m5u5r5d5e5r5 5K5e5n5 5S5t5a5r5. 5/tv|+  | |$v$| t|v| v|$O| v|5K5E5P5 5M5E5I5N5O5F5I5C5E xx5 65 $ 5 5$5 6ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. bQx ўџџџџІw!@An even more disturbing portrait /i/i/i DOCTOR: THERE! HAPPY?! $Well, the nose could use a little work, $but it's okay, I guess... DOCTOR: Then would you mind getting out of my office? $Yes I would, but can I ask you one $question, first? DOCTOR: Fine, if it doesn't involve insulting me. $Why is this place called, "Bloody $Beatnik's"? DOCTOR: See, this place used to be owned by a mad scientist named Dr. Beatnik. Apparently, he used to murder his patients with any or every one of his sharp instruments. One day, the police hauled him off and gave him the chair. But some say, you can still hear his evil laughter echoing down the halls of this- $Okay, okay! Geeze, I didn't ask for your $life story! Shut up, already! DOCTOR: Please go. $Fine by me, talkaholic! #set bill #die #end  џџџџо> џџџџЃ? пџџџџ|НC пџџџџ|НC пџџџџ|НCџџџџџџџџ иw;@Presidential #play qei.f#sg#qai.g#sf#i.esf#iec#-qbia #end Й Inside PalacetanManssages, FloorsaЏLДU      `  ` ``` _` $` `  $$  /`$` ``    $o   $ ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. bQx џџџџ`qq@Well, compost is compost... /i $What a dump! I can't believe I had $plastic surgery to look like Bill $Bill Clinton for this! What was I on? Uh, I must discourage you from going any further in this place. $Why? Because you might, uh, die from the smell. $I didn't listen to the doctor! Why $should I listen to you? Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you. #end џџџџwqU@Munchkin #cycle 1 :mm #if alligned then munch #mm #end :munch #give health 50 MUNCHKIN: Greetings, Mr. Clinton! On behalf of the munchkin association of the Compost Palace, we wish to welcome you! $Hey, you look good enough to eat! MUNCHKIN: No, please! I taste really awful! {CHOMP} $Ewwww, raspberry filling! /i #door:yah #die #end џџџџŒqt@Door #cycle 1 #end :yah MUNCHKINS: YAAAAAAAAAH!!! /n/n/n/n/n/w/w/n/n #char 255 #end :touch Something's written on the door: >:-( Maze of Eternal Death Sounds inviting! #if madsaid then okey $Nah, it would be ludicrously ludicrous to $risk my life for a simple munchkin! #end :okey $Well, I guess I should begin my descent $into the depths of hell... #die #end џџџџеŠm@Door #cycle 1 #end :yah /e/e/n/e/e/n/e/e/n/e/e/n/e #char 255 #end :touch Something's written on the door: :-D The Hall of Games Past Sounds nostalgic! #if madsaid then okey $Ewwww, nostalgia... no thanks! #end :okey $I'm sure this won't be much fun. I'd $quit, but then that evil Madguy dude $would probably end my life. 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You must be the Gamesmaster. Yes, GamesMaster Madguy! $Wait a minute. That voice was coming $from two places. $1. Inside my head. $2. Out of that guy over there's mouth. $Wait a minute... Voice! YOU'RE the $GamesMaster?! Uh, yeah. That's me alright. And I've been watching over you for the entire game, Mr. Ape. $What's with the giant head over there? That? It's just sort of a decoration. Anyway, let's get down to business. I was really hoping you wouldn't find me here. $Why's what? Because I might beat the $stuffing out of you. No. In fact, I could kill you right now if I wanted to. $Come again? You couldn't hurt a flea, I $bet. See, I'M the one who's been controlling what goes on around you. I created this world! $Ewww, try harder next time, god! I'm not god! In fact, I'm just an average high schooler who has nothing better to do than create ZZT games like the one you're starring in now. $My whole life?! Fake?! CREATED?! AUGH! $I can't believe it! This be bad! As long as you're here, I might as well offer you the opportunity to transport to the real world. $What is the real world at this point?! $AUGH! Quiet, you. Listen! The real world is a wonderful, marvelous place where dreams come true! $And how might I get there, o' mighty one? Well, I'm sorta hungry. Could you round up some of those munchkins and toss them into the machine over there? I have a hankering for a doughnut! $Couldn't you just program one yourself? Probably. Now hop to it. And here's some ammo for ya... $Yes sir, o' glorious one. #set madsaid #give ammo 1000 #end џџџџA‹ @Madguy #cycle 1 #end :touch #if doughnut then nut $What is the meaning of life? Save it for God. #zap touch #end :touch #if doughnut then nut $Could you program me a girlfriend? I couldn't program you a life. #zap touch #end :touch #if doughnut then nut $Why are you mad? Arrrrrr. #zap touch #end :touch #if doughnut then nut $Does the date 7/4/98 ring a bell to you? Yes, that was when Burger Joint was released. Oh yeah, and some kind of independence thing, or something... #zap touch #end :touch #if doughnut then nut $Okay, I'll stop bothering you now. Thank god. #zap touch #end :touch #if doughnut then nut MADGUY: ....... #end :nut #zap nut $Here's your doughnut, Sir Farts-a-lot! Uhh... what did you say? $I said here's your doughnut. Now can I $go back to the "real world", please? Oh, what the hell. And while I'm at it, I'll change you so you won't look like Clinton anymore. $Thanks, the white hair was making me look $old. And remember, the real world is a whole lot different than what you're used to! Be careful! $I will. And Mad? Yes? $You've got spaghetti sauce on your chin. What the- No I don't! GRRRRRR! Just follow that passage over there! $You got it! #pass:open #zap touch #end :touch Goodbye and good luck! #end :nut MADGUY: You go, guy! #end Нџџџџml@Drop stuff in here... #cycle 1 #end :touch You can drop the munchkins in here when you've got them. #if munch1 then !1;"Here's the one from #if munch1 then $that scarifying hall!" #if munch2 then !2;"Here's the one from #if munch2 then $that teleporter maze!" #if munch3 then !3;"Here's the one that #if munch3 then $stupidly hid in here!" #end :1 #clear munch1 #zap eaten #eaten #end :2 #clear munch2 #zap eaten #eaten #end :3 #clear munch3 #zap eaten #eaten #end :eaten :eaten :eaten MUNCHKIN: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! #end :eaten $Well, that's the last of the munchkins! $Good thing they're gone, cuz they were $sort of annoying me! #doughnut:running #zap touch #end :touch $Hey, I wonder what would happen if I $stuck my hand in here! Don't try it. I did once, and it came out the other end looking like a doughnut. $Ewwwww. Sorta reminds me of that $Skywalker dude... #end жџџџџ’‹’@Spitting device #cycle 1 #end :touch $Wow, Mad! I wish I had a spitting device $at home! You have a home? $Alright, I wish I had a home! #end  џџџџ ›‹w@Doughnut #cycle 1 #zap touch #end :running /s/s/s/e #char 9 #restore touch #end :touch #set doughnut Yoink! #die #end  лџџџџ?mZ@Pass #cycle 1 #end :open #char 178 /i #char 177 /i #char 176 /i #put n passage #die #end  &џџџџ. џџџџЃ‹Д@Munchkin #cycle 1 #end :touch $Come on, li'l fella! Please! Spare me! I'll do anything! $...Anything? Well, almost, I mean, within reason- $Forget it! #set munch3 #die #end лџџџџfЎ‹j@TheWiz #play sg#igi.fsg#igi.fifsci.ds.f #play sx7x7x7x7x7777 #play sg#igi.fsg#igi.fific-a#a#a#sa#+c #end  Бџџџџо?! Бџџџџо? Hall of Games Pastls, Boththy J..0ЏLДU=::: /H/A/L/ /O/F/ /G/A/M/E/S/ /P/A/S/T 3T3O3D 3W3T 3B3J ] ] ]]] O]] o]] ]]]]]]]] ] ] ] $* *  L$P P  P  PPPPPPPP  _$џobject tainer. bQx џџџџџџџџ џџџџ…@Nuttyguy /i GUY: Welcome. /i #cycle 1 :ape #if alligned then ack #ape #end :ack $Hi, I'm Matt Ape. Who the hell are you? GUY: I am the guardian of the sacred munchkin. $But that munchkin just ran in here a few $minutes ago! GUY: Um, yes, well, so did I. $I didn't see- GUY: Silence! To attain the munchkin, you must venture through three portals to retrieve three keys, to open three doors. $Three, schmee! What ever happened to $four?! Or good old one?! GUY: As I was saying, this is sort of like one of those levels in video games where you have to fight all of the bosses that you fought earlier on. It's a cheesy use of the word, "recycling". Now go get those three keys! $Yessir! (Note: Hey player, you probably won't get half of what the heck's going on in these portals if you haven't played my other games. Uh, this is sort of turning into a shameless plug, so I'd like to step back down, now...) #end :touch $Get a job, hippie! GUY: I am immune to your taunts. $Rats. #end :touch GUY: I see you have procured your precious munchkin. Oh well, there goes my afternoon snack. $Sorry. GUY: Don't mention it. {Sob!} #zap touch #end :touch You realize that the nutty man wants to be left alone. Maybe you should just give him back that munchkin- $Nope! Won't be doing that! #end - џџџџ з4@Munchkin #cycle 1 #end :touch #set munch1 #zap nuttyguy:touch MUNCHKIN: Aww, ya found me! $Yep, and now I'm taking you along with $me! MUNCHKIN: Could you at least stick me in a soft pocket? It's been a rough day, what with you eating my friend and all... $Sure thing, li'l buddy! Heh heh... #die #end  !џџџџ] "џџџџ] "џџџџ]+ $џџџџ]џџџџъ+@Kirby #play idi.fqfsgfdifsffidi.eeieddsdd Т Studio Fightuartersdinges, FloorsaЏLДU=: $*$ $,, $;;;; ;;;;;; ;;; $;;; ;;;$;;; ;;;;;; ;;;$$  $;;; ;;;;;; ;;; $ $  $$  $  *$/G/a/n/g/s/t/e/r/s$t$  <ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. )bQx Вџџџџ …J@Glife2x #cycle 1 #end :shot #send Honcho:likemagic #set isokay #die #end #Бџџџџ Š&@Glife3 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end лџџџџeŒ%@Glife #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end Вџџџџ &@Glife2 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end )Бџџџџ ‘^@Glife3 #cycle 1 #end :shot #send honcho:finally #change bullet empty #clear isokay #die #end * џџџџ—(@Honcho #end :likemagic #char 2 /i/e/s HONCHO: All of my partners in crime! Gone! Hey, who are you? $My name's Matt Ape. I've come to kill $you. HONCHO: Bah, I was going to let you leave scot free, but if THAT'S the case, then... Well, you know what's coming next... $You're going to try to kill me? HONCHO: Smart kid. A little too smart! BWA-HA-HA-HA! :kamikaze #cycle 1 /seek/seek/seek #if contact then doh #shoot seek #shoot seek #shoot seek #kamikaze #end :doh #take health 10 #kamikaze #end :shot #if isokay then shut #end :shut #send meter:dep #kamikaze #end :finally Honcho: NOOOOO!!! #lock /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #change empty white solid /i #change white solid empty /i/i #put n red slime #put s red slime #put e red slime #put w red slime /i/i/i/i/i #change empty white solid /i #change white solid empty #change red breakable red fake /i/i/i/i/i #change empty white solid /i #change white solid empty #change red breakable red fake #change red slime red fake AAAUUUUGGHHHHH!!! Man, I need a drink... /i/i/i/i/i #send blocky:street #become red fake #end лџџџџrк%@Glife #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end лџџџџsм%@Glife #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end лџџџџ о%@Glife #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end лџџџџр%@Glife #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end лџџџџ у%@Glife #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end лџџџџ х%@Glife #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end Вџџџџ ч&@Glife2 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end Вџџџџ ъ&@Glife2 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end Вџџџџ ь&@Glife2 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end Вџџџџ я&@Glife2 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end Вџџџџ ё&@Glife2 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end !Вџџџџ ѓ&@Glife2 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end "Вџџџџ і&@Glife2 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end $Бџџџџ ј&@Glife3 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end %Бџџџџњ&@Glife3 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end &Бџџџџ§&@Glife3 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end 'Бџџџџ џ&@Glife3 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end (Бџџџџ€&@Glife3 #cycle 1 #end :shot #die #end -џџџџ€o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end 9џџџџ €o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end /џџџџ€o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end 2 џџџџ*‹o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end + џџџџ1‹o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end ,џџџџ8‹o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end "џџџџ?‹o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end џџџџF‹o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end џџџџM‹o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end џџџџ T‹o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end  џџџџ[‹o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end џџџџa‹o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end џџџџh‹o@Gangster #cycle 3 :agin #shoot seek /i/i #agin #end :shot ARRRRGHHHH!!! #send meter:dep #become red fake #end џџџџs€+@Meter #cycle 1 #end :dep #shoot e /e #end + џџџџ+лџџџџ o‹@@Blocky #end :street #put s blue passage #become green key #end ,лџџџџ s‹t@SOMEONE'S livin' in the past! /i If my memory serves me correctly, all you have to do is kill all of these wussian henchmen, and then take out the leader, who is considerably less of a wussian! $Great, great. You're a real help, Mad. $But couldn't you just erase these guys $for me so I wouldn't have to fight them $at all? Look, I'm lazy, alright? Now shut up! #end + Bomber Fight HereWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU<      $| ( $N$N /V/S|t$$v$ (   $v$|$v$|    $v$| <:%  #     "    $$   $ $ $ $    )    %     %   ::<,$  5 5M5a5t5 $  $ 5  $ $ 3 5 5B5o5m5b5e5r5 $  $ 5   + <E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.'/bQx   џџџџ ЃŠ @Bomber #cycle 1 #end :yourturn #if first then normal #if second then charge #end :normal /e/e/e #hand:rock #end :charge #char 1 #play 7 /e #play 7 /e #play 7 /e /i/i #char 2 #if three then htt #if four then mss #end :htt That was a hit... /i #hittin:second #moveback #end :mss The dude missed! /i #moveback #end :moveback /w/w/w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i #cycle 1 :bulls /i #if not any bullet then kyl #bulls #end :kyl #restore act:touch #end :ded BOMBER: Rosebud... #faker:chang #become cyan solid #end :bom /e/e/e #bomb:go #end * џџџџ УŠЦ@Kyle #cycle 1 #end :pun /w/w/w #fist:extend #end :moveback #cycle 1 /e/e/e #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i #cycle 1 :buls /i #if not any bullet then enem #buls #end :enem #send bomber:yourturn #end :charge #char 1 #play 7 /w #play 7 /w #play 7 /w /i/i #char 2 #if three then htt #if four then mss #end :htt You rearranged his rib cage! /i #hitting:second #moveback #end :mss Looks like SOMEONE missed! /i #moveback #end :sht /w/w/w #take ammo 1 doh #gun:bulley #end :doh Out of bullets! /i/i/i/i #moveback #end :afterbul #put w white object #moveback #end :ded MATT: Looks like I'm dead... #put n red fake #put s red fake #put e red fake #put w red fake #end :stop #end :movebak #cycle 1 #act:bak #end :kewl #cycle 1 #end /ВџџџџBІ@Action #cycle 1 #end :yourturn $Matt !1;Silly Staff !2;Barging Charge !3;Spit Shoot /i #yourturn #end :1 #kyle:pun #end :2 #send kyle:charge #end :3 #kyle:sht #end  џџџџџ№Š@Hand #cycle 1 #end :rock #char 196 #play 6 /i #char 255 /i #char 196 #play 6 /i #char 255 #if one then ht #if two then ms #end :ht Oooooh, that's gotta hurt! /i #hittin:first #bomber:moveback #end :ms The wuss seems to have missed. /i #bomber:moveback #end 0Вџџџџ B@Setter #cycle 1 :firstpart /i #clear two #set one /i/i/i/i #clear one #set two #firstpart #end :stop #clear one #clear two #end 1Вџџџџ‹‹@Setters #cycle 1 :firstpart /i/i #clear four #set three /i/i/i #clear three #set four #firstpart #end :stop #clear three #clear four #end 2Вџџџџ‹@Setterss #cycle 1 :firstpart /i/i #clear second #set first /i/i #clear first #set second #firstpart #end :stop #clear first #clear second #end /ўџџџџ ‹f@Act #cycle 1 #end :touch #action:yourturn #zap touch #end :chain #lock #end :bak #restore touch #end .Вџџџџ‹”@Faker #end :chang /i/i #change cyan solid cyan fake /i/i #change cyan fake cyan water #setter:stop #setters:stop #setterss:stop #thatsall:yar #end -Вџџџџ !‹ц@An RPG battle?! Wowie zowie! #zap act:touch /i/i Well, it looks like you've reached the inevitable ZZT RPG battle. $Goody. It's recycled, isn't it? Er, uh, no. $I'll take that as a yes. Bye bye now! #restore act:touch #end  џџџџ/‹Щ@Bomb #cycle 1 #end :go #char 11 /e/e/n/e/e/e/e/n/e/e/e/e/e/e/s/e/e/e/e #char 255 #play 999999999999 #change red invisible red water #change yellow invisible yellow water /i #change red water red breakable #change yellow water yellow breakable /i #change red breakable red fake #change yellow breakable yellow fake /i #change red fake red breakable #change yellow fake yellow breakable /i #change red breakable red water #change yellow breakable yellow water /i #change red water red breakable #change yellow water yellow breakable /i #change red breakable red fake #change yellow breakable yellow fake /i/i #change red fake red invisible #change yellow fake yellow invisible #hittin:fourth #end :stopp #die #end $Аџџџџ| ?%Аџџџџ| ?&Аџџџџ| ?&Аџџџџ| @'Аџџџџ| ?$Аџџџџ| ?#Аџџџџ| ?"Бџџџџv З>#Бџџџџv @' џџџџ\‹ћ@Fist #cycle 1 #end :extend #char 179 /i #char 92 /w #char 196 #play 8 /s/i/i #char 92 /n #char 179 /e #char 255 #if one then ht #if two then ms #end :ht That's gonna leave a mark! #hitting:first #kyle:moveback #end :ms Ya missed! #kyle:moveback #end % џџџџџl‹ё@Gun #cycle 1 #end :bulley #char 174 #play t+c-c-c /e #char 255 /w /i #if three then htt #if four then mss #end :htt You shot his brains out! #hitting:third #kyle:moveback #end :mss How could you miss such an easy shot?! #kyle:moveback #end 3лџџџџ{‹‰@Thatsall #end :yar $That was easy as pie! Mmmm, pie... $Yeah. It'll be munchkin pie for you once $my work is through! Naw, munchkin pie is only available in the land of Oz, and the few people who eat it regularly happen to be cannibals. $Disgusting. Yet interesting! Tell me $more! No, the rest gets kind of icky. Back to work with ye, now! #put e blue passage #become blue key #end 4 џџџџўџџџџ “‹L@Sorry #end :shot #act:chain #kyle:ded You have died /i/i/i/i #endgame #end ўџџџџ ˜‹Ž@Hittin #end :first #shoot e #end :second #shoot e #shoot e #end :fourth #bomber:moveback #kyle:kewl #shoot e #shoot e #shoot e #shoot e #end ўџџџџЁ‹T@Yeah #cycle 1 #end :shot #lock #bomb:stopp #bomber:ded #hitting:sorry /i #die #end ўџџџџ І‹z@Hitting #end :first #shoot e #end :second #shoot e #shoot e #end :third #shoot e #shoot e #shoot e #end :sorry #die #end %Аџџџџ|@'џџџџ @$џџџџ @$Аџџџџ@#Аџџџџ@&Аџџџџ@'Аџџџџ@%Бџџџџv @%Бџџџџv @ џџџџИB џџџџИBЃMadguy's Reign of Terror\h Both..0ЏLДU=NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNN NNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN:   5 5 $ 5  5 6object tainer.bQx ўџџџџBƒ@Megaman #play scc-b+cxc-b+cidefdqegaf# #play seexggxaaxbb+xidd#seegf#dexegf#de /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #die #end џџџџRestaurant Fightntassages, FloorsaЏLДU=:::: x x  xx   $xx$x x  $$xxx  $q x$$xx@@@@x  $~ x$N$$I@@@x  $v$[x$` x  $xx$x$gx   $$`@@@@x  $x$$x@@@@x  $x  ${ $ @x  $  $@@@@x  $ $ $o$ $G@@$Nx   xxx x    $ :$ $$5 џERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. <* bQx мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџІwv@Counter #cycle 1 #end :touch This counter is dirtier than Christopher Lloyd after three weeks without a shower! #end мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ>мџџџџ:?мџџџџ> мџџџџ>ФџџџџЎw8@Swinging #cycle 1 #end :touch It's jammed. Just your luck. Now you can't get to the sweet, sweet burgers within! #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 2 /s #char 179 #play 2 /w #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 2 /e #char 196 #play 2 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end :c Wait a minute. #end Фџџџџ СwЭ@Front #cycle 1 #end :touch #end :a #lock #char 92 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /w #end #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 92 #play 6 /e #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end ФџџџџЧŠ@Front2 #cycle 1 #end :agh :agh :agh #zap agh #end :agh /i/i/i/i/i/i SALLY: My hero! $Really? Swell, heh heh... JOHNNY: Aww, nuts! $So long, '50s freaks! I've got more $important things to than watch the $terribly unrealistic happenings inside $a dirty fast food restaurant. JOHNNY: I'll take your word for it... #a #end :a #lock #front:a #char 47 #play 6 /s #char 179 #play 6 /e #put w red key #putdude:putt #end #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 47 #play 6 /w #char 196 #play 6 /n #restore touch #unlock #end :b #zap touch #end лџџџџ Юwp@Display #cycle 1 #end :touch $I used to get these things when I was a $kid. They always tasted like tar. #end *џџџџщŠЯ@Napkins #cycle 1 #end :touch If you take a nap on a bunch of these things right now, you'd also better notify your next of kin! Geddit, "nap" "kin"? $Yeah, I got it. Ha ha. Ha ha is right, my boy. #end џџџџіŠ@Utensils #cycle 1 #end :touch $"Utensil"? The only people who ever use $that word are the ones who are trying to $sound more refined than they are! Keep quiet, or I will type #endgame faster than you can say "Pollyanna"! ${Shudder}, Haley Mills... #end џџџџ еwk@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch $I think someone vomited in there... Oh, $wait, that's just a burger... #end !мџџџџмw#bind television ! пџџџџнw#bind television ! оџџџџ‹^@Television #cycle 1 #end :touch Wow, the wonders of technology!... Well, not really... #end мџџџџD? ўџџџџ ‹f@Burgers #cycle 1 #end :touch Mmmmm, mmm! The official BJ's hamburger, made from 100% pure cow! #end #џџџџ‹U@Fries #cycle 1 #end :touch Rod says we'll be getting many a Frenchman in here. #end ;џџџџ ‹v@Drinks #cycle 1 #end :touch This fantastic machine will get you any drink you want, from Pepsi-Colas to shakes! #end Oџџџџ‹Ж@Hoops #cycle 1 #end :touch $Ya know, there was this one time when $I actually got a broken leg from one of $these. Uh, it was a very heavy hula $hoop, and a very frail leg... #end  їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? їџџџџ”? Бџџџџ*‹В@Menu #cycle 1 #end :touch There isn't much on this menu- Burgers, Super Duper Burgers, French Fries, and an assortment of drinks. Mr. McDugal is a real good cook, though. #end  Бџџџџ> Бџџџџоw #bind menu ! џџџџ5‹‚@Jukebox #cycle 1 #end :touch This thing is old fashioned beyond belief! Whoever owns this place must be living in the past! #end   џџџџ =‹R@Stove #cycle 1 #end :touch Mr. McDugal cooks all of his food on this stove. #end   џџџџпw #bind stove џџџџ B‹Ј@Freezer #cycle 1 #end :touch It's the largest refrigerator I've ever seen! Two of the workers who designed it are rumored to have gotten lost and died in there! #end #џџџџM‹‡@Bathroom #cycle 1 #end :touch Oh, if you really need to go that badly, then get out of your chair and into the bathroom! YEESH! #end Вџџџџ пw#bind display \џџџџ U‹@Broom #cycle 1 #end :touch I'm supposed to use this to sweep the floor, NOT Mr. McDugal's bald head (under pain of death). #end &џџџџ@ ]‹\@Grey man #cycle 1 #end :touch GREY MAN: You've gotta admit, this place is pretty boring... .џџџџ@c‹;@Yellow man #cycle 1 #end :touch YELLOW MAN: ........ #end & џџџџ@g‹@Rod #cycle 1 #end :touch $Say, who are you? ROD: My name's- $Never mind, don't care! See ya round, $sucker! Heh heh heh! ROD: What a strange young hooligan. Kind of like the opposite of that Johnny kid... #zap touch #end :touch ROD: Yeah, you're a hooligan alright... #end  џџџџx x‹5@McDugal :a /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/n/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/s #a #end џџџџ|‹К@Sally #cycle 1 #end :touch $Hellooo, gorgeous! How 'bout a date? SALLY: How dare you! {SLAP!} $Ahhh, that brings back a lot of memories. $I had a very abusive mother! #zap touch #end :touch She seems content to sit around in this corner doing nothing. Either that, or she's just waiting for you to leave leave so she can say something without having you comment on it. Of course, I have to put up with that for the entire game... #end џџџџ —‹,@Badguy #cycle 1 :a ?seek #if contact then b ?seek #if contact then b ?seek #if contact then b :c #shoot seek #a #end :b #play 5 #take health 5 :d ?opp seek?opp seek?opp seek #c #end :shot :shot #play 2 TERRORIST: Yow! /i #zap shot #d #end :shot TERRORIST: YAGH! /i #front2:agh #become red fake #end $џџџџ рw #bind badguy џџџџЊ‹ #bind badguy # џџџџЋ‹ #bind badguy џџџџ ї? џџџџЌ‹6@Putdude #cycle 1 #end :putt #put w cyan passage #end џџџџ Џ‹6@Putdude #cycle 1 #end :putt #put e cyan passage #end  џџџџ џџџџџџџџ В‹и@Terrorists. I hate these guys. #cycle 1 $What am I supposed to do here, gnarly $voice? Just kill the terrorists before they kill you. Get ready for some frantic action, boyo! $Did you just call me a boyle? #end  TeleporterscetanManssages, FloorsaЏLДU                     @     @@@@     @@     @@@@$N@     @@ERR: Bad #CHANGEon an invisible wall. .bQx џџџџџџџџ џџџџ џџџџџџ џџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџ џџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџ%џџџџџџ)џџџџ0џџџџџџ'џџџџџџ'џџџџ)џџџџ0џџџџџџ2џџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџџ%џџџџџџ2џџџџџџ2 џџџџ0 џџџџџџ џџџџ) џџџџ% џџџџџџ џџџџџџџџџџ' џџџџџџ'џџџџ)џџџџ0џџџџџџ4џџџџџџџџ:џџџџ@Іw>@Munchkin #cycle 1 #end :touch #set munch2 MUNCHKIN: Rats, ya found me! $Sure as shootin', I did! That maze was $easy as pie! MUNCHKIN: Ohhhh, I built it myself in case something like this happened. Probably would have been better if I had hands... $Well, live and learn. Get hands in your $next life! #die #end 8џџџџџџџџџџP The Real World Walls, Boththy J..0ЏLДUД   xxxw$v w xxxw$w15 ;5  5 $ 5 $ 5 $ 5 $65 5 55 $ 5 5$;5 џobject tainer.bQx ўџџџџІw/@Block #cycle 1 #end :vanish #set n3 #die #end пџџџџќZпџџџџќZпџџџџќZпџџџџќZпџџџџќZпџџџџќZпџџџџќZпџџџџќZпџџџџќZ"пџџџџќZ#пџџџџќZ$пџџџџќZ%пџџџџќZ&пџџџџќZ3пџџџџќZ4пџџџџќZ5пџџџџќZ6пџџџџќZ7пџџџџќZ:џџџџџw Љw@Matt #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 2 #cycle 3 /i/i/i/w/w/i MATT: Hmm, so this is the real world. /i/i/i/w/w/i Man, what a dump! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i BUM: Hey buddy, can you spare a dollar? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i MATT: Uhhh, what's a dollar? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i BUM: Yeesh, you're even more /i/i/i/i/i/i/i messed up than I am! /i/i #bum:moveit /i/i/i/i/i MATT: Oh well, I guess it could be worse. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Man, I could go for some olive loaf... /e/e/e/e/e/e #block:vanish #become fake #end 2џџџџwЫw'@Bum #end :moveit /s/s/s/s/s #die #end 'џџџџџџџџџ ЭwQ@OOTW /i/i #play qdh.gqbh.aqb+hci-bqahbixaqd #play h.gqbhaieqdweixxxxdegahg #end e Credits 3World Walls, Boththy J..0ЏLДU : *** *** ***  *  * *** * *  *** *** *** **   ** ****  *** *** *** ya**  6:*  *** *    *** ***  **  *** **  * *   ** ****  * **  * **  ** *  *** ***  *** * ** * *  * *  **** * * **  **  *** *  * *  * *    **  *  *   * * *** *   **** *  *  *** ::  5 55 5 5$5 6object tainer.bQx џџџџ іuд@ААБББВВВллл Acknowledgements лллВВВБББАА Congratulations! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i You have completed NextGame! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i АББВВллл CREDITS лллВВББА /i/i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл Concept: Matt Dabrowski лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл Game Design: Matt Dabrowski лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл Music Dudes лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Matt Dabrowski /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Some famous guys /i/i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл MadGames Members лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Madguy /i/i/i/i/i/i/i :thanks Thanks for playing! /i #thanks #end џџџџ v @Music #play -iaaaaxedxcxqeieeedcaaaxedxcxqeieeed /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -icaaaxedxcxqeieeedc /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -iaaaeeedcdexseeexexid /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -igggqgiaf#xggggagf#xgggqgiaf#xgggx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -igagf#+cccc-aagaaaagaaaxsaaiaagaaag /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -iaaa+ccc-ax+gf#ex-a+cedxf#gxgagf# /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play iedex-a+cedcdexgagf#edex-a+cedcdex /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play igagf#edex-a+cedxcqeiededc-agax /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play iaxgacqeiededc-agax+axgacqeiededc /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -iaga #end U Dynamite Roomal 2Walls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU=::                                       xxx xxxxxx|xxxxxxxxv |xxxxxxvxxxxxxv |%5 5 $ O5 55 6E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx ўџџџџгŠј@A really dark room /i/i/i #cycle 1 $Ohhh, I wish I hadn't taken off those $prison shoes... OWW!!! Out of the blue (actually the black), you step on what you think might have been a box of tacks, judging from the loud splurting sound. I'm glad I'm not you at the moment :-) :choices $YOU tell ME what to do! !1;Examine your sock !2;Use your hand to do... stuff... !thr;Walk around a bit /i #choices #end :2 Your attempt to grope around and find something interesting proves futile. All you find are some rare baseball cards and a Rolex watch. What a waste of time! #choices #end :thr Great, just great. Now you have some broken glass sticking out of your foot. It's about as painful as sitting through Madonna's last CD on a car trip (believe me, I know). #zap thr #choices #end :thr Urrgh, you're still recovering from that last traumatic walk. Maybe you should just give up walking entirely. #choices #end :1 $No wonder this sock is so uncomfortable! $There's a pack of matches stuck in the $back of it! Three years of wearing the same socks and you never noticed that?! Hello, looney bin? We have a new client! :choices2 $Agh agh agh! What am I gonna do? !4;Eat the matches !5;Light a match /i #choices2 #end :4 Tempting, but even a person with as little grey matter as yourself could probably find a better use for matches. #choices2 #end :5 Now hold on a second! Whenever a computer game character lights a match in a strange, dark room, it turns out that the floor is littered with explosive material! We saw it in Monkey Island 2! We saw it in Normality! $I think I'll light a match. Doggone it. #cycle 3 /i #change yellow invisible torch #change torch breakable #change blue invisible torch #change torch water #change purple invisible red door #change door solid /i/i/i It looks as if you're about to be blown into smithereens. Either that, or you'll just be blown up way into the air. Like in Monkey Island 2 and Normality. And chances are, the fall won't kill you, I guess... 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ВџџџџмŠ #bind fall џџџџ мŠ #bind fall џџџџнŠ #bind fall џџџџоŠ #bind fall џџџџ оŠ #bind fall џџџџ пŠ #bind fall #џџџџ рŠ #bind fall $џџџџрŠ #bind fall %џџџџ сŠ #bind fall &џџџџтŠ #bind fall 'џџџџтŠ #bind fall *џџџџ/ SOS, Please!mal 2Walls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU= : :          8 : * 333  33333333  33333333333         5   5 $ ?5 0 $5 6 E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx ўџџџџк}0@Block /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #die #end џџџџ н}6@Yuck #play s.fgaaxaxagfg+cxcxc-a+cddxdeexef-fxf #end +џџџџ.AlleyPlease!mal 2Walls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU>w"w>pppppppppppp ppppp ppp ppppppp ppp $$x$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$ k$;,E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx  џџџџЕŠ @Dude in a white robe #cycle 1 :tawk #if alligned then hullo #tawk #end :hullo $Hey, you stole my face! DUDE: I most certainly did not. $Out of my way, then! Where am I?! Who $are you?! Why do you look like me?! $AGH, MY BRAIN'S GONNA EXPLODE!!! DUDE: Calm down, just calm down. I'm your guardian angel! $Yeah, and I'm your mother! HA! HA! DUDE: Don't believe me, eh? Well, can your son do THIS? /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 255 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 1 /i/i/i $Wow, that's really amazing! Could you $teach me that trick? ANGEL: Uh, no. It's not a human thing. $So, since you're an angel, can you go $anywhere and do anything? ANGEL: No, the purpose of my existence is to watch over you. All the time. It's pretty sad, if you think about it. $All the time? Can't a dude have some $privacy? ANGEL: No. Would you like to know what you're doing in a dark, smelly alley? $Well, I guess I was sort of wondering $that... A little bit, anyways... ANGEL: After the explosion, you were the only survivor in the entire jail. $Oh no! My buddies! Stenchrat.. uhh, and $that crazy guy who lives in the next $cell!... Oh, forget it. ANGEL: Anyhoo, when I found you on the ground, your head had a large bump on it. Not bad, considering everyone else's limbs were undoubtedly blown off. Their hearts torn apart. Their scalps lifted of all hair. Their... $Alright, stoppit! I don't wanna hear $about horrible mutilations! Who do you $think I am, John Romero? ANGEL: On with the story! I brought you here, and you've been in a coma for three years. It's been a pretty boring three years for me... $Three years? Hey, my acne is gone! How $about if I let you take a break, angel $boy? I think you've pretty much earned $it. ANGEL: Well... alright. But if God finds out, he'll send me to Hell! $I won't tell, promise. But a couple more $things. Why didn't you stop me from $getting sent to jail, or lighting that $match? And why didn't you show yourself $to me before? ANGEL: There are answers to those questions, but not enough willpower in me to say them. Ciao, I'm off to Rome for three weeks! $Bye. What a strange guy... /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #die #end ) џџџџ uA'џџџџ›y #bind barrel )џџџџ Žk$џџџџœyž@Barrel #cycle 1 #end :touch Someone's trash. Looks like it's already been searched by ravenous hobos. Be careful of them, they often travel in packs. #end &џџџџ tk& џџџџІy #bind barrel (џџџџ Žk%џџџџІy #bind barrel ' џџџџk(џџџџk)џџџџ Œk)џџџџ Їy #bind barrel ( џџџџG‹ #bind barrel )џџџџH‹ #bind barrel *  џџџџI‹@Door #cycle 1 #end :touch The door has some writing on it: Backstage- CuteGals Modeling Agency $Probably nothing interesting in there. #end џџџџR‹ #bind barrel џџџџR‹ #bind barrel џџџџ S‹ #bind barrel џџџџT‹ #bind barrel џџџџU‹ #bind barrel џџџџV‹ #bind barrel  џџџџV‹ #bind barrel џџџџ W‹ #bind barrel  џџџџ X‹ #bind barrel џџџџY‹Х@How Bizarre #cycle 3 #take health 30 #play i+eee6ddd6ccc6-bbb6aaa6ggg6ff+q.eqe #play q+e #play i+66qggeieeefqeie6cddcqdei666ddqefie #play q+dci66666ddqefieqdci66666ddqefieqdc #play i+66ceqee #end еThe Shipase!mal 2Walls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU;  ; ;   ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;  ; ; ; ; ;;;; ;;; ;;; ;;; ;;;; ;;; ;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;  ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;   ;;;;;;; fff  f$  f$   ff  ff  ff $ffff/f$fwvf$f$ vwww$~ w(w $ (w9w+E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer. 4bQx wџџџџ яy\@Ticketeer #cycle 1 #end :touch This guy's clothes are significantly more ratty looking than the other ticket taker's. In fact, a rat is gnawing on his head right now. TICKETEER: Tickets? TIIIICKEEETSSSS! $What kind of tickets? I think I've got a $few Chuck E. Cheese tickets in my left $pocket... TICKETEER: Tickets for the DIETANIC, of course! $....... TICKETEER: The largest ship in the world? $....... TICKETEER: Have you been asleep for the past three years, or something?! $How did you know? TICKETEER: No ticket, no ride, capisce? #zap touch #gotit #end :gotit $I'll be leaving now. But I'll be back... $with a VENGEANCE! And a ticket. #end :gotit #lock $I've got a ticket. TICKETEER: Then hand it over and ease on up the gangplank! $But I want to keep that ticket as a $souvenir. It'll remind me of the way $things were in the past, and shouldn't $have been at all! Sorry, but I must take the ticket! $Aww, screw you, loser! /i/w/w/w/w #play ++cegb {KER-SPLOOSH!} #gangplank:okey #become fake #end :touch TICKETEER: You're back. And you still haven't taken a shower, pee-yew. #gotit #end .џџџџ.џџџџ. џџџџ/ џџџџ$џџџџїŠB@Well-Dressed Ticket Taker #cycle 1 #end :touch MON: Begone, I seriously doubt that a lad as dirty and ragged as yourself could ever afford to stay in a luxury room on this fine vessel. $Oh yeah? Well, it just so happens that $my daddy owns a reallybig llama renting $company in Iraq. I'm worth millions, you $butt-headed butler-looking sleaze! MON: May I see some of this money of yours? $I left it in my other pants. #zap touch #end :touch MON: I said begone, you're scaring away our wealthier patrons. $...Oh yeah?... Whoaboy, I gotta work on $those comebacks... #end , џџџџ5z/n/e/n/e/n/e #become fake #end +џџџџ7z#/n/e/n/e/n/e/n/e #become fake #end ;џџџџw‹ @Scumbag #cycle 1 #end :touch #lock SCUMBAG: How'd you like to win a ticket to board the scummy section of the greatest greatest ship the world has ever known? $The X-Wing?! COOL!! SCUMBAG: No, the DIETANIC! $Oh. SCUMBAG: All ya gotta do is guess which cup I've hidden the pea under. And there's a charge of $20! $How about if I just take the ticket and $push you into the water? SCUMBAG: That's not part of the game. $Aww, screw you, loser! #zap ticketeer:gotit /i/n #play ++cegb {KER-SPLOOSH!} #become fake #end џџџџ9zЄ@Hobo #cycle 1 #end :touch HOBO: Tis a nice ship, tis it not? $Yeah, I guess so. But I still prefer $the X-Wing to this monstrocity, as far as $ships go. HOBO: You're a fool, boy! This is the grandest vessel ever built! $Well, it looks like a piece of crap to $me, huh huh... #zap touch #end :touch HOBO: Piece of crap my @$$! If that's a piece of crap, then I must be really out of it! $Yeah, well, ya are. #end Вџџџџ<‹Є@Shippy #play i.esfgxexaxfxdxcxi.-bs+cdx-bxq+eix #play idi.esfgxexaxfxdxcxi.fsedxcxqgix #play sedcxcxc-ba+c-bxbxb+cdfexexefgbqaix #play ibs+cxcxc-ba+c-ibxfgafd-b+c ВџџџџF‹1@Gangplank #cycle 1 #end :okey #become fake #end *NEW STK--Line Walls, Boththy J..0ЏLДU ; 2 2*2N2E2W2 2S2T2K2-2L2i2n2e2 2W2a2l2s2,2 2B2o2t2h2  %p љ   /B/l/a/c/k/ /o/n/ /B/./   /v       5X‰Š‹ŒŽˆ‡‚ƒ„…†€/</B/l/a/c/k/ /o/n/ /B/./   pyz{|}~xwqrstvupџљњћќ§ўјїёђѓєѕі№  /  Ÿ™š›œž˜—‘’“”•–    0  /)*+,-.('!"#$&% ЏЉЊЋЌ­ЎЈЇЁЂЃЄЅІ     1  ?9:;<=>871234650ПЙКЛМНОИЗБВГДЕЖА   2  OIJKLMNHGABCDFE@ЯЩЪЫЬЭЮШЧСТУФХЦР   3  _YZ[\]^XWQRSTVUPпйклмноизбвгдежа 4  oijklmnhgabcdfe`ящъыьэюшчстуфхцр     Laiep p %  C;[9џobject tainer. bQx HLower CompartmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU= : : : 0  N( ~ $ ` x$ `$ $ $o$o$o$o`$o$o$o$o xx xx$o$oxx xxx$xxx xxxxxx   xxx$o$oxxx xxx`$ xxx xxx`xxx xxx$o$o wxxx xxxxxx xxx`xxx xxx$o`$oxxx xxxxxx xxxxxx xxx$?xxx xxxxx x xx $ x E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx №џџџџ яy@Some door-looking opening devices #cycle 1 #end :touch If you didn't know any better, you would say that this is a door. But you don't, so you won't. #end №џџџџљy@Some door-looking opening devices #cycle 1 #end :touch If you didn't know any better, you would say that this is a door. But you don't, so you won't. #end 0џџџџz­@Fatty #cycle 1 #end :ugh #char 1 /i/i/i/i/i/i #char 2 #end :touch There's some pieces of ham sticking out of this guy's back pocket. !1;Take them, but don't actually touch $the guy! #end :1 Mmmm, they look scrumdiddilyumptious! #set ham #zap touch #end :touch There's also some gummi bears, a can of bacon grease, a large pizza, some overripe bananas, a buttery corn on the cob, and 50 miniature Twix bars in his pocket. #end %џџџџїŠ*@Sweaty man #cycle 1 #end :touch The guy standing before you looks like some sort of poor immig'ant fellow type. He's also sweating bullets, and there's more than a few insects crawling on his scalp. He seems to be picking at them a lot. $Hey, lemme pass! MAN: Sorry, bloke! Theh's a fat man who go' 'imself stuck in the coh-i-dor, an' we canna let a soul pass till we pry 'im out! $Why don't you just take a sledgehammer $and bash his stomach in? It worked when $my sister got stuck in our doorway! MAN: Wha'-tha.. Are you bluh'y crazy?! $No, I'm Matt. MAN: Geh' outta heah, boy, or I'll- $Sic your lice on me? MAN: HEY!!! I'm very sensitive about that. $Would you be interested in a... BRIBE?! MAN: Not bluh'y likely. $Then I'll just leave you to your lice- $picking fun. Toodles! MAN: Yea, too'les....... Oy..... #zap touch #end :touch $Hey, this isn't the flea circus! Take a $shower! MAN: Oy'd kill ye if I didn't have to stand guard in this exact position... #zap touch #end :touch If you got any closer, he might spit on your head. #end ,џџџџzo@Mover #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i/i/i/e/e/e #fatty:ugh #play 5 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/w/w/w/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #restart #end  џџџџ%z#bind doooooor  џџџџ%zЛ@Doooooor #cycle 1 #end :touch The number on this door doesn't correspond with the number on your ticket. Therefore, it would probably be a good idea to try another door. DUUUHHHH! #end  џџџџ 1z@The right door! #cycle 1 #end :touch It looks as though you have found the door which you're currently supposed to enter. The door to your room! $The massive size of this ship absolutely $guarantees an incredibly huge room! $Let's have a gander... #put e blue passage #die #end  џџџџCz#bind doooooor   џџџџDz#bind doooooor  џџџџEz#bind doooooor  џџџџEz#bind doooooor   џџџџFz#bind doooooor  џџџџ Gz#bind doooooor  џџџџ Hz#bind doooooor  џџџџ Iz#bind doooooor  џџџџ Jz#bind doooooor " џџџџ Kz#bind doooooor ' џџџџLz#bind doooooor , џџџџMz#bind doooooor 1 џџџџNz#bind doooooor !/џџџџ џџџџ9‹M@Dirty old man #cycle 1 #end :touch OLD DUDE: Hello, sonny! How can I help you? $Know of any cute girls on this ship? OLD DUDE: Sonny, the cutest girl I know is my darling Agnes, and she's got more wrinkles than a wad of kleenex! ${Shudder} #zap touch #end :touch You truly do not want to hear any more about Agnes. Truly. #end џџџџ N‹B@Demi Moore-esque lady #cycle 1 #end :touch This lady is as dirty as a little kid after mud pie day at preschool! LADY: I know what yer thinkin'. I haven't bathed in years, right? $Yes, ma'am. But don't worry, I'm used to $it. You should really meet my family... #zap touch #end :touch LADY: Stop starin' at me. #end 0џџџџ џџџџb‹@Not yet, boyo! #cycle 1 :comeon #if cango then burst #comeon #end :touch Slow down there, fella! You haven't even seen your room, yet! I know you're probably eager to get lost and starve in this enormous ship, but you'll just have to wait, see? #comeon #end :burst #die #end 34џџџџџџџџ t‹м@The scummy section of the Dietanic Now that you've boarded what is probably the very best ship named Dietanic ever crafted, it's time to find something to do. $I should probably find my room. Then I $should probably find a cute girl. I $haven't seen a cute girl since that coed $hoedown we had with the ladies' prison $across the road. And even then, most of $them could have made money selling their $massive amounts leg hair to the fur coat $emporium next door... #end KFlabrizio's RoomtWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU=:::::::::$~$  ::: 0:::$ ;E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer. bQx  џџџџwїŠ† @Flabrizio #cycle 1 #end :touch #zap touch FATMAN: Mama-mia! Who be-a you? $I'm Matt Ape, who the hell are you? FATMAN: I'm-a Flabrizio, Italian extraordinaire! $Ya know, you can stop talking in that $Mario-esque stereotypical accent, now. FLABRIZIO: Sorry. It's addictive, sort of like pork chops. $I guess you're my roommate, right? FLABRIZIO: Either that, or I should have paid more attention to what room I busted into earlier... $Well where am I supposed to sleep? FLABRIZIO: The floor is quite comfy. $Uhh, maybe I ought to just sleep out in $the hall... with the drunks... and the $undesirables... FLABRIZIO: Thanks! Now I can keep my personal toilet! $Ugh... :quest #if book then schnook FLABRIZIO: Got any questions for me, pal? !on;So, seen any cute girls on this ship? !tw;Tell me about your life!!! !th;Got any spare underwear? I'm all out! !fo;My the force be with you! G'bye! #end :touch #quest #end :on FLABRIZIO: Well, there's two kinds of girls on this ship: The rich debutantes who probably use money as toilet paper, and the the dirty ragged immigrants who probably use their clothes as toilet paper. $Could I talk to you once without hearing $any disgusting toilet humor? FLABRIZIO: Why? I've got this 1000-page edition of "Toilet Humor for Dummies". You know, the one those SouthPark guys get all their material from. $Could I have it? FLABRIZIO: Alright, but only if you bring me this book called "Cow-Tipping for Dummies". My uncle Herberto said it changed his life! $Fine. I'll get that book, even if I have $to search every toilet in Moscow! FLABRIZIO: You learn well, my son. #set getsbook #zap on #end :on FLABRIZIO: No. $Very well. #end :tw FLABRIZIO: Calm down, there! I went to live on my Uncle Herberto's moo-horse farm farm after my father smashed 50 beer bottles over his head and destroyed his brain. The moo-horses were friendly, but there was this one... He was a bully... Not like the others... He'd always pick on everyone, didn't care who... Sometimes, he's gore me, hard!... I tried to tell Herberto, but he was deaf!... So The moo-horse just kept goring and goring, until I just thought, the goring goring oh god oh god oh god oh god... $Ohh-kaaayyyy. I'll just leave you be, $now. #end :th Flabrizio pulls out the pair he's wearing from underneath him. FLABRIZIO: They're a little bit dirty, but I'm sure they'd fit you fine! Here, just try 'em on!!! $AAAAAA!!! No, please! FLABRIZIO: Quiet down, the rats who live in this room are trying to get some shuteye! #end :schnook $I bet you'd just love this book I have on $cow-tipping, wouldn't-cha! FLABRIZIO: Of course! I've always hated being a dummy in the field of cow-tipping. This book makes me realize that there are other poor souls much like myself in the world! $Don't feel so bad! I was fourteen before $my dad taught me the proper way to tip $cows. Then he got drunk and stumbled $right into a passing U-Haul. It was the $last time I ever saw him... I-I have to $go, now... FLABRIZIO: Here, you can have this "Toilet Humor for Dummies" book. $Thanks. I'll cherish it like a son. FLABRIZIO: You do that, kid. You do that. #clear book #set jokebook #end  .џџџџ џџџџ diџџџџ яyЂ@Room? More like a gym locker.... #cycle 1 #play i.ga#igqff#i.ga#igqff#+defesdcqd #play sagqa #set cango The in which you are currently staying in is quite a bit smaller than you had anticipated. Add to this the horrid stench of dead rat carcasses and a man who seems to have urinated on the floor... $Geeze, I was expecting the Ritz, and I $got Motel 6! At least those have $prostitutes hanging around them! #end Upper CompartmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU=:3n0~~N o(N NN~~~~ D$ED~~D~~~D~~~~~~$ND$N~~~ ~~~D~~~ ~~~D~~~~~~D~~~~~~D~~~ w~~~$ND$N~~~~~~D~~~~~~D~~~~~~D~~~~~~D~~~~~~$ND$N~~~~~~$I~~~~~~ O~~~~ ~~~$ E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx " џџџџ~ яy #bind door  џџџџ~№yи@Door #cycle 1 #end :touch As fun as it may sound to disturb rich people from their money-talkery by rudely knocking on their doors and running, it just might get you thrown to the fishes. So don't do it, kids. #end 3.џџџџN3џџџџ~3џџџџ~џџџџDїŠ @Guard #cycle 1 #end :touch #if letin then gyah Standing before you is a guy who could probably use a good whacking from the old personality stick! $Hello. GUARD: Good evening, "sir". Would you be staying in one of the Richie Deluxe (tm) rooms? $Actually, I'm staying in what looks to be $a Budget Hellhole (tm) room. GUARD: Sorry, but the dining room is for our "privileged" patrons only. $Oh, so I'm not rich enough for ya, eh? $Well, haven't you heard the expression, $"money can't buy happiness"? Of course, $Mom always said that, and she was pretty $unhappy being a booze-swilling tramp... GUARD: You may not enter this dining room! $Then what am I supposed to eat? The $shirt off my back? GUARD: The lower compartment of this ship is well-stocked with vermin of many varieties. Our chef recommends the mutated "two-rump rat", since the delicious rump meat is, of course, twice as plentiful! $Oh well, back to eating my shirt... Ooh, $I wish this thing wasn't made from $spandex... #zap touch #end :touch #if letin then gyah GUARD: I must insist that you leave before I am forced to open a canister of whoop- arse on ya'all. Ahem. $Nicely put. #end :gyah GUARD: Oh yes, there was a girl who invited you to join her and her family for an exquisite dinner. $Me? But how'd you know it was me? GUARD: She described you as "A slacker- looking junkie who looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in three years." $Oh. Well, that's me all right. Did she $say anything else about me? GUARD: She asked me to tell you that she has, indeed, fallen love with- Just then, the guard keels over from a severe heart attack. $Oh well! #stupidguard:mov #zap gyah #lock /i/w #unlock #end :gyah $Hello? HELLOOOO??? Can you hear me, Mr. $Guard Person, sir? I don't think he can $hear me! #end џџџџD §yЋ@Stupidguard #cycle 1 #end :touch $Hello. STUPIDGUARD: Me want eat thumb... OWWW! Now thumb hurt! $Here's some advice. This trick to eating $your thumb is to start with the top, then $work your way down. STUPIDGUARD: Start top, work down. Thank you buh-dy. $Don't mention it. #zap touch #end :touch You could probably squeeze a more intelligent conversation out of your nose. Well, that and some snot. #end :mov /e #end " џџџџ~z #bind door   џџџџ~z #bind door "  џџџџ~z #bind door џџџџD z*@Debutante #cycle 1 #end :touch #zap touch It looks as if this debutante could use a few lessons in the fine art of skin- cleansing. When she smiles at you, white pus begins to pop out of her face, staining her dress and her pride. /i DEBUTANTE: YAAAAAAAAAHH!!! /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/n #die #end 1џџџџNџџџџ-zЂ@Hurry it up! #cycle 1 :dune #if room then gotoit #dune #end :gotoit You take a wild guess that Nose's room is the second door on the left. Go there, fool! #end  џџџџ7z@Door #cycle 1 #end :touch #if room then hullo As fun as it may sound to disturb rich people from their money-talkery by rudely knocking on their doors and running, it just might get you thrown to the fishes. So don't do it, kids. #end :hullo #lock #clear room #char 255 #play 4 It opens! #put w empty /w #put w empty /w #put w empty /w #put w empty /w #put w empty /w #put w white passage #die #end 6џџџџ Ship's BowartmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU   #`    #`    ``    ```$`$```    ```    ``     p `` o    ``  ``  `` `  ` `  `    `$e` `    `    `    `    `     `   `    `   `                    $     ;E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.* bQx  +0џџџџ2џџџџџџџџ Мuџџџџ Мu" џџџџ`їŠž@Girl #cycle 1 GIRL: {Gasp!} /s/s/w/s/s/w/s {Blubber!} /s/w/s/s/w/s {Guffaw!} /i/i/i/i/i/i/i :a $Uhh, ma'am? Are you feeling okay? GIRL: What the-- Get back, or I'm taking you down with me! $Hmm, you seem to be suffering from a $syndrome which I know not. Well, g'bye. GIRL: Then I guess I'll just have to jump off this ship!!! $Wait! GIRL: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't jump! !1;Because the waters are infested with $dangerous water molecules. !1;I'll never have the confidence to $become a psychiatrist. !1;You're reeeaaal purdy. Hu-yuk. !1;Fine. Jump. Throw your life to the $fishies! /i #a #end :1 #cycle 3 GIRL: Hmmmmm. /n/n/n/n #cycle 1 $Yeah! Awright! You're not gonna jump! GIRL: I wasn't going to jump in the first place. I lost an earring, and I thought it might be around here somewhere. Hehe. $What the- HEY! GIRL: By the way, my name's Nose. $Nice to meet you, Nose. I'm Matt Ape. $Say, you're the best-looking Nose I've $ever met! NOSE: And you're probably the third best- looking ape I've ever met! $Um, yeah. Ya know, they say that intense $experiences like this one lead to love in $the end! Ever see Speed? Jurassic Park? $Gremlins? All the evidence is there! NOSE: Well, the movies must be wrong, because I'm getting married after this boat gets to Iraq! $You're getting MARRIED?! This boat is $going to IRAQ?! Please try to save these $shocking revelations to one per sentence! NOSE: My fiancee's name is Jock Blow! He's from Iraq himself, and he once beat Saddam Hussein in the 50 yard dash! $He sounds like a good guy, but can he $do THIS?! Remembering an old trick you learned from your grandpappy, you pull your eyeball out and stick it in your nose. A few very uncomfortable seconds later, it pops into the socket once again. /i NOSE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! /e/n/n/e/n/n/e/n/n/e/e/e/e/n/e/e/e/e/n/e/e /n MATT: Ohhh, I wish I hadn't done that... #set letin #become fake #end џџџџ яy„@Mad #cycle 1 #end :touch #play s.gi.asi.a#s.xxga#agi.fs.xxfagfqgq.f #play s.xxxxxxgi.asi.a#s.xxga#agi.fs.xxfag #play s.fqaq.a #end нEngine BowartmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU @ @%@ @ @%@  w$xww@ ww w ww wxxww wxxHHwxxw@xxwwxw@xx@wwx pw@xx@$~$xw w@H@wxw w@H@wx xww$xwHwww$xwHwwHw HHw$xww HHw HH@w HH@@HHHwH@HHw@HHw$xw$xwHHHwH Hw$wE/\/\/\/\/\ tainer. 6 bQx ) 1џџџџ%џџџџw яyЊ@Drunk #cycle 1 #end :touch WORKER: Duh, we been werkin' hard, hyuk! #zap touch #end :touch WORKER: Ah'm too drive to drunk! #zap touch #end :touch He's passed out. #end *џџџџwњyЄ@Sam #cycle 1 #end :touch WORKER: Howdy! I'm Sam! $Hullo. I'm Matt. SAM: Now that we've said our hellos, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?! $I don't know. What are you doing here? SAM: For your information, I work here! $It doesn't look like you guys are $working. SAM: I'm in charge of this molten storage area. Our job is to make sure it doesn't rise too high and horribly burn everything on the ship. $And what if it does? SAM: We pray to god. $Sounds like a tough job. SAM: Now leave, please. It's not safe, don'tcha know! $You got it, Sammy, my man! #zap touch #end :touch If you bother Sam anymore, he'll probably throw you to the molten lava gods. #end џџџџw$zI@Dude #cycle 1 #end :touch DUDE: .........?........!........?...... #end џџџџw)z#bind brothers џџџџw*z|@Angry young man #cycle 1 #end :touch MAN: The boss says I'm incompetent. I'm actually planning to throw him into the lava and take over this place! Then I'll have my day! Please don't tell Sam. $I won't... for a price! MAN: Fine, here's my life savings- $9000. Happy? $.......Th-Thanks... #give gems 9000 #zap touch #end :touch GUY: Hope you enjoy that money, amigo! #end  ўџџџџw Az.@Book #cycle 1 #end :touch Hello, what's this? "Cow-Tipping for Dummies". !1;Nab it #end :1 #if getsbook then three Naw, it looks like a dire, dire book. #end :three #if getbook then two GUY: Hey, hands off! It's MY book! #end :two Yoink! #clear getsbook #set book #zap guy:touch #become fake #end  џџџџwїŠі@Guy #cycle 1 #end :touch $That book you're reading- Cow-Tipping $for Dummies. Can I have it? GUY: No, my father gave it to me just before I left home to seek my fortune. I keep it around to remember him by. $Fine. Be that way. But I'm going to $remember this! GUY: Sure you are. You'll take this book over my dead body! Don't get any ideas. It's just a figure of speech. You can't push him into the molten lava. #zap touch #end :touch #if book then hehe #lock #set getbook $Look behind you! It's your your sister! $She's naked! GUY: Ooooh, I've told her a million times that she's bound to get arrested if she keeps stripping in public! I'd better talk to her... #cycle 3 /i/i/i #cycle 1 GUY: Um, you must be mistaken. My sister isn't here. $Sorry. Must be all those $hallucinogens... #clear getbook #unlock #end :touch $Hey, what happened to your book? GUY: Someone took it when I let my guard down. I think it was that drunk over there. I'm already beginning to forget what my father looked like! Oh, woe is me! Why don't I just jump down there to a fiery death?! {Sob sob sob...} You have lost 10 karma points*. *Fallout reference #zap touch #end :touch GUY: Nononononono. This is not happening! #end џџџџw F‹Ф@Brothers #cycle 1 #end :touch BROTHERS: Hola! Querimos Taco Bell. #zap touch #end :touch Don't talk to these dudes! They have matching "We Love Yanni" T-shirts and "We Love Kenny G" hats! #end 4џџџџ<џџџџwR‹Ѕ@Injun room #cycle 1 Congratulations! You've just stumbled into the ship's lava-filled engine room! Think of the grand adventures you can have here! $I will. #end * 1џџџџ• Large TablertmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU=:::~~N~~N N O NN~~N D N~~D~~$D D$~~DD~~D$$o$n$o$$D~~DD~~D$$$o$n$o$ $D~~DD~~D$$$o$n$o$ $D~~DD~~$D D$~~D~~ D ~N~NNNN N$N N:=E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer. bQx 0џџџџN0џџџџNŒџџџџ m?Œџџџџ '> Œџџџџ '>!џџџџ.>џџџџ.>џџџџ.> џџџџ.>! џџџџ.>!џџџџ.> [џџџџїŠЄ@Talkin' #cycle 1 :sat #if blocked e then sit #sat #end :touch It's some sort of marvelous chair! /i #sat #end :sit #lock NOSE: I'll introduce you to the whole clan! This woman next to me is my mother. MOTHER: Charmed, I'm sure. My goodness, you are a dirty boy. $And you're a withered hag! NOSE: (Matt, shut uuuup!) The guy sitting next to you is my fiancee, Jock. $Oh yeah, Nose told me about you. So $what's that Hussein guy really like? JOCK: He's a really sore sport. Threw a real tantrum when I beat him in the 50 yard dash. Hey, what makes you worthy of talking to ME? I'm better than you! Nya, nya, nya nya, nya! Ohh, look at the poor little dirty guy! He's stupid! Awww! NOSE: (Jock, shut uuuup!) {Ahem}, and the man sitting at the left end of the table is my father. FATHER: A-hah-hah-hah! You're funny as a monkey after his 40th glass of wine! A- hah-hah-hah! $Glad you appreciate the sense of humor I $never knew I had. FATHER: Now tell some jokes! $Well, look, see, I'm really not that $funny, and I don't know any jokes... FATHER: Then leave this table, and come back when you're ready to make us laugh! JOCK: Or better yet, never come back! NOSE: Daddy, please! Don't embarrass me! FATHER: I'll embarrass you until the day that I die, sweetcheeks! $I guess I'd better be going, now... FATHER: Remember to come back with some jokes! NOSE: Augh, I could just die. /i #zap sit #unlock #sit #end :sit #if blocked e then se #sit #end :se #if jokebook then see #sit #end :see #clear jokebook FATHER: Got any more jokes for me and my clan? $As a matter of fact, I do!!! You pull out your oversized book on toilet humor. Nose stares at you with that "Are you some sort of whacko?!" look. MOTHER: This should be amusing, hmph. $Yes it should, you old bat, you! So I $was walking in some mud the other day, $when this guy comes up to me with his $HUGE dog, and says "That ain't mud." Everyone at the table begins to turn an awful shade of green. They look like your mother did after that company dumped a truckload of radiation near your house. $And did I ever tell you about the time $these two kids sold me the WORST tasting $lemonade I ever tasted? #all:run #end [џџџџn?[џџџџ ^?#]џџџџ ^?#]џџџџ ^?# ]џџџџ ^?+Œџџџџ m?+ Œџџџџ m? ŒџџџџVx @Lamp #cycle 1 #end :touch This lamp is one of the finest lamps you've ever laid eyes on. It's so captivating, that you stare at it 'till your eyes hurt! #end Œџџџџ m?" џџџџ`x@Nose #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i NOSE: Why hello, Mr. Ape! We've been expecting you! $Expecting me to what? OLD MAN: A-hah-hah-hah! So the boy's got a good sense of humor! I like that! A-hah-hah-hah! $No, really, what the hell am I doing $here? NOSE: You saved my life, REMEMBER? $Wha? I thought you were just- NOSE: I'm glad you remember! Come sit down! #end :touch This is Nose. You get the feeling you're going to be seeing her a LOT in this segment of NextGame! #end :heh /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i $Uhh, sorry. I guess some people just $can't appreciate tasteful humor. NOSE: That's all right. I hate the lot of them! $Aww, how can you hate your family? NOSE: They're big ol' booger-heads! $Hey, my family can be a little abusive. $Especially when they're high, or drunk, $or watching something they don't like on $TV. But I still love them! Except for $my mom's boyfriend, TuCube. He's a jerk, $and I think he beats my three-year-old $sister with that two-by-four of his. NOSE: Your family sounds pretty lousy, but I'm sure they're NOTHING compared to mine! My dad once used my toothbrush! $Oooh. NOSE: Say, we have a lot in common! Wanna come to my room? $Well, it beats going to my room. My $roommate eats rats off the floor. NOSE: Oh, GAWD! /i/n/n/n/w/w/w/n #set room #become fake #end "џџџџ ‹ @Mommy #cycle 1 #end :touch Nose's mother looks to be a blue-blooded, wrinkle-infested, gown-wearing VIP on this ship. You guess that there are a number of people who have thought of throwing her off the boat. #end :run /n/e/e/n/n/n/n/w/w/w/w/w/n #become fake #end џџџџ’‹ж@Jock #cycle 1 #end :touch This be Nose's fiancee. He looks about your age, only he's got this really cool beard and terrorist hat! #end :run FAMILY: YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! /n/w/w/n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/n #become fake #end џџџџ Ÿ‹ž@Daddy #cycle 1 #end :touch El papa de Nose. He looks and sounds exactly like Rodney Dangerfield. #end :run /n/w/w/n/n/n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e/e/n #become fake #end "џџџџЉ‹[@Goon #cycle 1 #end :touch Your average Dietanic goon, who is only sitting here to keep the peace at this particular table. The only thing more uncommon than seeing this guy smile is seeing this guy take a shower. Err, not in person, of course, but you get the joke! #end :run #cycle 1 /n/e/e/n/n/n/n/n/n/w/w/w/w/w/n #nose:heh #become fake #end  џџџџNBw џџџџNAwN Onboard JailtmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU4579:  xxx5 xxx5  x5 $$$$5  x5 $$5 p5 x$x$x$x5 p5 5 x$x$x$x5 p5 *p5 p 5 p,5 p, 5 p,  ~6 ~75 85 99754E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.:bQx + ГџџџџVxё@Bars #cycle 1 #end :touch CLINTON: Ohh, this is bad, very very bad.. #zap touch #end :touch CLINTON: Why'd he turn me in? WHY?! #zap touch #end :touch CLINTON: Oh yeah, he was her husband! #zap touch #end :touch CLINTON: Ohhhhhhh.... #end + Гџџџџˆ?* Гџџџџex #bind bars $ Гџџџџˆ?% Гџџџџˆ?& Гџџџџˆ?' Гџџџџˆ?( Гџџџџˆ?) Гџџџџˆ?* Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? ГџџџџfxХ@Bars2 #cycle 1 #end :touch GUY: I'll never disco dance nude again... #zap touch #end :touch GUY: Those policemen have got no groove! #zap touch #end :touch GUY: Disco... forever... {sigh}... #end  Гџџџџrx #bind bars2  Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? ГџџџџїŠУ@Jailbird #cycle 1 #end :touch JAILBIRD: Hey you! Uh oh, a prisoner seems to be talking to you! He looks like the type of guy who would throw his own grandmother off a motorcycle, so you'd better be careful, or he might squeeze your head off! It looks like he even smashed that lamp in his room during a fit of rage and vulgar language! $Uhm... Hello, Mr. Jailass, sir... JAILBIRD: WHOT?!! Nice move. $Sorry, it just sort of slipped out! JAILBIRD: If you want to make it up to me, could ya get me some decent food? NOW?! #if food then gimme $Uhh... no.... JAILBIRD: That's alright. I'll just go hungry, then. Deep down inside your heart, you feel a strong sense of guilt, as well as all that bacon you ate as a child. You must help the scumbag! #zap touch #end :touch JAILBIRD: Got any food, pally? #if ham then gimme $Not yet, but my heart is telling me to $find some for you! JAILBIRD: Er, yes, follow your heart, kid! #end :gimme $Here's some ham, buddy. JAILBIRD: P-YUCK! It smells like someone farted on it! $Well, ya take what ya get. Even if it $did come from some fat guy's back pocket. JAILBIRD: EWWWWW! Alright, fine. I'll eat it, just to be polite. And I'll also give you these two extra life jackets they threw in here for me to eat. $Thanks... JAILBIRD: Try to ignore the teeth marks. #set jackets #zap touch #end :touch JAILBIRD: Mmmm, this ham is actually GOOD! #zap touch #end :touch JAILBIRD: Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy... #end  Гџџџџsx#bind jailbird Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ? Гџџџџˆ?6 2џџџџ62џџџџ.џџџџ.џџџџ* ŒџџџџtxN@Lamp #end :touch A genuine lamp from the now-defunct lamp company, WT2. #end  ŒџџџџxxN@Lamp #end :touch A genuine lamp from the now-defunct lamp company, WT2. #end  ‹џџџџ }xf@Lamp #cycle 1 #char 140 /i #char 139 /i #char 140 /i #char 139 #cycle 2 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #restart #end  џџџџ„x"@Brett /w/w/w/e/e/e #restart #end  Гџџџџ†x #bind bars2  Гџџџџ‡x #bind bars2  Гџџџџ ‡x #bind bars2  Гџџџџ ˆx #bind bars2  Гџџџџ‰x #bind bars2  ГџџџџŠx #bind bars2 % џџџџ Šx@Clinton #end ) Гџџџџ ‹x #bind bars ( ГџџџџŒx #bind bars ' Гџџџџx #bind bars & Гџџџџ x #bind bars % ГџџџџŽx #bind bars $ Гџџџџx #bind bars џџџџ> Гџџџџ x#bind jailbird  Гџџџџ x#bind jailbird  Гџџџџ ‘x#bind jailbird  Гџџџџ ’x#bind jailbird Гџџџџ “x#bind jailbird Гџџџџ”x#bind jailbird ц$Music BowartmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU=::::::$$$$$$ :: :::::::::::::=E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer. bQx ўџџџџVxО@Dreamer #cycle 3 #end :touch #play iaqggfghai.xidaqggffdixxx+qci-aqggfg /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play hai.xidqaigqgfgfdix+qc-iaqggfgifqga /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play ixxxfgqagifqdixxxxdfhfixq+dc-haix /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play idfqfgaa#+ccdci-a#xa#sxiasxiasxiasx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play i+cxcsxicsxicsxicsxi-a#xa#sxiasxiasx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play iasx+icxcsxicsxicsxicsx-a#xa#a# /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play sxa#xa#axgfgxfxa#xa#a#xa#xaxxgfgxf /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play sxa#xa#a#xa#xaxxgfgxfxxxcdgxdxxxxxx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play sdfda#xa#a#xa#xa#axgfgxfxa#xa#a#xa# /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play sxaxxgfgxfxa#xa#a#xa#xaxxgfgxfxxx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play i+ccqdc #end ўџџџџ‚xL@Birds #cycle 3 #end :touch #play qeg+dxidcdex-qbxxsb+dif#-#xxxxb+dq.g #end ўџџџџ†xМ@How Bizarre #cycle 3 #end :touch #play i+eee6ddd6ccc6-bbb6aaa6ggg6ff+q.eqe #play q+e #play i+66qggeieeefqeie6cddcqdei666ddqefie #play q+dci66666ddqefieqdci66666ddqefieqdc #play i+66ceqee ўџџџџ ’xШ@JF2 #cycle 1 #end :touch #play saxxaxxqgsai+ci.-asaxxaxxqg+id#dc #play s+c-ga+cx-a+cdid#dcxd#dc-a+sci-a+scx #play sga+c-axxaxxqgsai+ci.-asaxxaxxqg #play s+id#dcid#d#ddsc-ia+cs-ga+cc-xxa#xx #play q+c ўџџџџŸxА@Favorite Things #cycle 1 #end :touch #play i.f+cici.-gfifi.cfifi.gfi5i.f+cic #play i.gfifi.cfifi.gfi55dsfidedcs-aa# #play s-b+c5g5xf5x-ha#ixasa#i+cdefsdefi.g #play iasxgxq.c# ўџџџџЊx@Mad #cycle 1 #end :touch #play s.gi.asi.a#s.xxga#agi.fs.xxfagfqgq.f #play s.xxxxxxgi.asi.a#s.xxga#agi.fs.xxfag #play s.fqaq.a E Nose CinemartmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU=:>:   v||  v|||v tv|$|||\|v tv|||||vt |tv||||vt            5 65 $ O5 5$5 6E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx ўџџџџ…@My my! /i/i/i NOSE: Well, here we are. $Duh. I already knew that! And stop with $the music, please! I'm sorry. $So anyway, you're in love with me, right? NOSE: Well there's a "duh" on your part! $Just checking! Wanna kiss? I'm aware $that if your terrorist fiancee walked in $here, he'd probably tell Saddam to drop $an atom bomb on this ship, but I'd... NOSE: It's alright. Besides, like I told you, he and Saddam have been rivals ever since the racing incident! $Phew! So he DOESN'T have Saddam's $phone number! NOSE: I do, however, have a request. $You aren't going to send me out on a $fool's errand like everyone else has been $doing, are you? NOSE: Jack- I mean, Matt, I want you to draw me... $Ohhhh-kaaaayy. Did I ever mention that $I could draw? Nooooo. NOSE: ...wearing my good fur coat and puffy pants. And ONLY my good fur coat and puffy pants. ${Gasp}, you want me to draw you NUDE?! NOSE: Were you even listening to what I just said? Or just staring at my chest and envisioning me nude? /i/i #blush:bl /i/i/i NOSE: I think I've found my answer! Now you're going to draw me wearing my good fur coat and puffy pants, and you're going to LIKE IT!!! And while you're at it, stop staring at my chest. $Yes'm. It's drawing time, chump! #die #end џџџџ жC@Birds #cycle 3 /i #play qeg+dxidcdex-qbxxsb+dif#-#xxxxb+dq.g #end  Аџџџџк(@Blush #cycle 1 #end :bl #char 178 #end  Аџџџџ| м #bind blush 7џџџџлDrawingnemartmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU= : : !             5 5 5 $ 5 5 5 6 E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx ўџџџџ…@Work of art /i/i/i You work your @$$ off for over an hour on your portrait of Nose, hoping to come up with something that might impress her. $Well, Nose, what do you think? NOSE: Uhhh, nice work, Matt. I like the simplicity. $NOW can we go somewhere and kiss?! $Please, Nose, you're the first girl I've $loved since I accidentally pantsed my $crush back in '95! I thought I'd never $love again! NOSE: Fine, fine. And I know the perfect place. $That engine room with all the lava? It's $"hot and steamy" in there <<<:-) NOSE: No... The place where we first met: The bow of the ship! So, you chuck the drawing in the trash and run full speed towards the door, forgetting to open it on the way. Though you end up with a broken nose, you're too ecstatic to care! #die #end 8џџџџх Bow CinemaartmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДUД    ```$`$```    ```    ``     p `` o    ``  ``  `` `  ` ` `    ` `    `$e`$o `    `    `    `     `   `    `   `          5 6 5  $ 5 6 5 6 E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx  +0џџџџ2џџџџџџџџ Мuџџџџ Мuўџџџџ Іw'@Block #cycle 1 #end :vanish #die #end # џџџџ`Љw@Nose /w/w/s/w/w/w/w #end % џџџџ`ЙŠK@Matt /w/w/s/w/w/w/w/i MATT: You know, I don't think this is /i/i/i/i/i/i/i such a great place to kiss... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i NOSE: Why's that? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i MATT: Those two lookouts in the tower... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i They seem to be watching us like hawks! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i LOOKOUT: Don't mind us! We're just, uh, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i doing our jobs! Yep, doing our jobs... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i NOSE: Fine. But no lewd comments, okay? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i LOOKOUT 2: We can't promise that. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i NOSE: Then just keep them to a minimum! /i/i/i/i/i/i/w {Smooch} {Smooch} {Smooch}... #block:vanish #end :џџџџ ] Ship's Bow 2tmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU   ``    ``    ````    ````$```    ``    ```    p ````   ```   ` `  ``  `D@` `    `D$a `   `@ ``   `$e``   ```   ```    ```   ```   ```  ```       `  $  $  <E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx `=џџџџџџџџm.@Lode Runner #cycle 1 :goo /w/w/e/e #goo #end  џџџџ` mИ@Lookout #cycle 1 #end :touch LOOKOUT: Ohhhhh, I think I fell... #zap touch #end :touch No time to think about others! You've got to save your own skin!... You heartless beast. #end џџџџ`мŠ6@Look at the size of that ice cube! #cycle 1 /i $Uh oh. This can't be good! NOSE: Probably not. It looks like most of this ship's east side has been smashed by that iceberg! Oh dear, my family! They've probably all been crushed into bloody pulps by now! Oh, the humanity! $Get over it. They were jerks anyway. $And now you don't have to marry that $crazy nut with the funny hat. NOSE: Hmm, you're right. I never did care for that hat. Come on, the iceberg is attacking the ship! If we don't get out into the freezing cold waters and swim for shore, the iceberg will probably sink the ship, in which case we'll also have to swim for shore! $That plan makes sense. Now, let's find $a popular area to jump! We might land on $some fat guy who'll break our fall! NOSE: Awriiiiight! /i #join:ha #become fake #end џџџџ‹@Join #cycle 2 #end :ha /i Nose has joined your party! PAR-TAAAYYY! HP: 657.98/923.666666666666666666666666666 MP: Doesn't believe in magic Armor Class: Leather Dress Karma: -12 (Once fried ants with M. Glass) Weapon: Nails of Scratching, Slappin' Palm :berg #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i ICEBERG: RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i ICEBERG: You'll die! DIIIIEEE!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i ICEBERG: I drink the blood of my victims! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i ICEBERG: First this ship, then, THE WORLD! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #berg #end џџџџ m”@Musicdude #cycle 1 #play s.a#+cdi.c-s.a#+cdx #play s.ggggggg+dfgi.f#s.ef#gx #play s.gggggggi.a#-a#+g#-g#+f#-f#+g#-g# #play i.a#t.-a#a#a#a#s.a#s.a#  Mr. Radar 20002ons1 (START)AЦЏLДU=:5M5r5.5 5R5a5d5a5r5 5250                              $ 5D5i5e5t5a5n5i5c       $   $ 5I5c5e5b5e5r5g5 5o5f5 5D5o5m          $                         5 5$ $ /5 5$ 5 6 bQx џџџџ фzі@Radar #cycle 1 :startup #change white invisible forest #change forest normal /i #change normal breakable /i #change breakable water /i #change water breakable /i #change breakable normal /i #change normal white invisible /i #radar2:startup #end џџџџЉŠњ@Radar2 #cycle 1 #end :startup #change blue invisible forest #change forest normal /i #change normal breakable /i #change breakable water /i #change water breakable /i #change breakable normal /i #change normal blue invisible /i #radar3:startup #end џџџџЙŠћ@Radar3 #cycle 1 #end :startup #change green invisible forest #change forest normal /i #change normal breakable /i #change breakable water /i #change water breakable /i #change breakable normal /i #change normal green invisible /i #radar:startup #end  /џџџџЩŠШ@MadCrap #cycle 1 :beginning #char 47 /i #char 196 /i #char 92 /i #char 179 /i #restart #end :gosouth /s #beginning #end :boom #char 179 #play 9 /i #char 196 #play 9 /i #boom #end :calm #char 95 #end џџџџ еŠо@MoreCrap #cycle 2 :l #char 7 /i #char 9 /i #l #end :yah #cycle 1 #char 2 /i #char 7 /i #char 2 /i #char 7 /i #char 2 /i #char 7 /i #char 2 #cycle 3 /i/i/i ICEBERG: Ha ha ha... No ship can take ME! /i/i/i/i #block:vanish џџџџ уŠ3@Lookout! /i/i LOOKOUT: Awww, that's sweet! Young love! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i LOOKOUT 2: Keep it up, kids! Heh heh heh! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i LOOKOUT: Uhh, there's an iceberg up ahead. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #madcrap:gosouth LOOKOUT 2: So? This is the Dietanic! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i The greatest ship ever built! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i LOOKOUT: Nuh-uh! The groovy X-Wing was! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #madcrap:gosouth LOOKOUT 2: That wasn't even a real ship! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i LOOKOUT: I don't care! It was groovy! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #madcrap:boom {KA-BLAMMO!!!} /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #madcrap:calm #morecrap:yah #end + /џџџџєzS@MadcCarp #cycle 1 #char 47 /i #char 196 /i #char 92 /i #char 179 /i #restart #end + џџџџљz4@MoreCarp #cycle 2 :l #char 7 /i #char 9 /i #l #end ўџџџџ ‹'@Block #cycle 1 #end :vanish #die #end 9џџџџA Ship's EndertmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU                              $    `   `   `   `  `$l`$c`  `  `$l` `   ` `    `x `    `x$xx `   ` `     $  ` `    `$ `     #`     #`    #`    #` 1E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer. bQx   џџџџ›yю@Door #cycle 1 #end :touch The door says: "Captain's Quarters. Stay out, or ye'll be asleep in the deep quicker than I can take off me wooden leg!" $Oh dear! I don't like the sound of that! $Why do good people have to lose limbs? #end  џџџџЊy #bind door  џџџџx{ џџџџx{ЭџџџџЕŠo@Gate #cycle 1 #end :touch $Hey, a GATE! That's a "restriction"! $The Man is trying to stop me from $expressing myself! We'll see about $that... !1;Be a rebel! Hop the gate! !2;No, it seems a bit dangerous. And the $gate looks sharp, too #end :1 You manage to cut yourself on the sharp gate as you jump over. Of course, you land in the water, and your blood attracts a number of dangerous killer sharks! They don't eat you right away, though. First, they chew your flesh to bits, and then they go straight for the groin! Oh, the humanity! $THE END #endgame #end :2 MATT: I would've made a terrible hippie! #end Эџџџџ Ћy #bind gate џџџџ мŠK@Little girl #cycle 1 #end :touch :a GIRL: When I grow up, I'm going to be president of the United States of America! $Ha ha! A GIRL? Girls can't be $president! "Oooh, I can't handle all $this warfare! I might break a nail!" GIRL: You're sexist! $And you're short!... SHORTY! GIRL: Get a life! $Get a pacifier! HA! GIRL: I'm telling my mom! !1;"Oooh, mommy to the rescue!" !2;"Sorry kid. I'm a real jerk, eh?" /i #a #end :1 #lock GIRL: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! /s/s/s/s/s #die #end :2 GIRL: You sure are! What's the big idea, picking on a poor, defenseless little girl like me? $It's sort of a habit of mine to pick on $people shorter than me. HA! GIRL: Grrrr. $Kidding. GIRL: Well, anyway, I'll see ya 'round. $And I'll see you too, if you avoid high $counters! GIRL: Arrrrgh. #set lilgirl #lock #cycle 3 /s/s/s/s/s #die #end ) џџџџ`‹™@Father #cycle 1 #end :touch FATHER: Me an' my daughter... We-a gonna sail to America- freedom!! $This boat goes to Iraq. FATHER: Ohhhh, crap. They must-a have messed up on the tickets. Well, is another five years of slave labor for us! Someday, we look back on this an' laugh. $If you're still alive. FATHER: Don't ruin my optimism. #zap touch #end :touch FATHER: Silly mistake of ticket people. #end ' џџџџ`+‹y@Daughter #cycle 1 #end :touch DAUGHTER: It's great being a slave laborer. The working environment's not too stressful. We get some light snacks every once in awhile. Making sweatshirts for American consumers keeps us busy enough... $You're trying to make the best of things, $huh? DAUGHTER: Oh yeah. #zap touch #end :touch DAUGHTER: I'd like to strangle Kathie Lee. #end ъџџџџ` B‹є@Fat lion #cycle 1 #end :touch There seems to be a stray lion standing around. He looks quite dangerous. And he's orange with black stripes. $Good kitty! How'd you like a nice back $rub? LION: I'd rather have some lasagna. Then I think I'll take an 18-hour nap, and eat some more! Where's my lasagna?!! $I guess this is what happens to stray $cats after long enough. LION: LASAGNA!!! #zap touch #end :touch Don't come near this feisty feline! He might use you as a lasagna substitute! #end ; Ship's End 2tmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU      $      $     $ $i $     $$$  $  $    $      `$a`   `$d`$i$b`$n`   `$m`$j`$i`   `$i$n`$e`$d$i`  `$i`$b`  `$j `  `$l` `   ` `    `x `    `x$xx `   ` `     ` `    `$ `     #`     #`    #`    #` 9E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer." bQx   џџџџ™€Є@Door #cycle 1 #end :touch Through the window, you can see the old cap'n. Either he's gone completely insane, or he's just trying to pull his wooden leg off. #end  џџџџЄ€ #bind door  џџџџx{ џџџџx{ъџџџџ`Є€Ц@Fat lion #cycle 1 #end :touch Even with all the moronic commotion around him, this lion is sleeping peacefully. $Boy, will he be in for a surprise when he $wakes up! He'll be dead! Hehehe! #end џџџџБ€ @Gally /n/n/n #become fake #end &џџџџГ€L@Daughter #cycle 1 #end :touch DAUGHTER: Well, this beats slave labor! #end (џџџџИ€L@Father #cycle 1 #end :touch FATHER: Never eat before swimming. Oy... #end ) џџџџ`*Z$ џџџџ`ЈZ' џџџџ`ŠZ! џџџџ`*Z% џџџџ`*Z& џџџџ` Бj' џџџџ`*Z! џџџџ`*Z# џџџџ`*Z" џџџџ`*Z#џџџџ`*Z џџџџ`*Z џџџџ`*Z( џџџџ`*Z# џџџџ`*Zџџџџ М€я@Sailor #cycle 1 #end :touch #lock $Let us off the ship! Will ya just give $us a bluh-y chance ta live?! SAILOR: Well, y'see, when we were preparing for this voyage, we, us, forgot some stuff... $Like? SAILOR: Uhhh, the captain's spare wooden leg, competent lookouts, lifeboats... NOSE: You forgot the lifeboats?! SAILOR: Well, not me, just the guy who was supposed to get them. $Let us jump, then. Now. SAILOR: Sorry, that's against ship policy! $You're gonna wish you hadn't said that! SAILOR: Please, sir! I'm only doing my job! My boss'd kill me if I let anyone jump! $How come there's so many people in the $water? SAILOR: They got here before I did! Please don't tell my boss! $Aww, screw you, loser! /i/n #play ++cegb #die #end  џџџџ`*Zџџџџ*Zџџџџ i#џџџџ*Zџџџџ*Z!џџџџ*Z,џџџџ*Zџџџџ ы€ @Watermania! #cycle 1 :riverside #if alligned then whalem #riverside #end :whalem $G'AH! This water is freezin' cold! NOSE: Sure is! It's even colder than my mother's icy stare! $Yeah, but she's dead now. I think we $need to warm up! Hold onto me, Nose! NOSE: Shouldn't our first priority be to swim for shore? $Oh, yeah, fine. (Rats.) Although the the water is so cold that you feel like vomiting icicles, you are able to stay conscious based on the realization that Nose's blouse has become transparent. #end >џџџџ>џџџџrEngine 2owartmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU @ @%@ @ @%@   ww@ ww w  $HwHw HwxxwDw Dwxxwxxw@xxwwxw@xx@wwx pw@xx@w w@@wxw w@@wx$xwH w$ wwD www w Dww$H DwD@HwH DHD@DD@DHDw@DHHD$Hw@DHHDwDHHDDHwHDHDHwE/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.6 bQx ) 9џџџџџџџџіCџџџџіC0џџџџ НC №џџџџк}э@Freezeroni! #cycle 1 #end :touch $As much as I'd like to go downstairs, I $probably shouldn't at the second, seeing $as how the ship is sinking and the lava $here is rising and all. Plus there's a $huge iceberg blocking the door! #end -џџџџ ШŠb@Sam #cycle 1 #end :touch SAM: Ohhh, not even the iceberg itself could cool down this molten lava! And now it's rising! I've no more to live for! $Of course you do... Have a wife? SAM: No. $Kids? SAM: No. $Goldfish? SAM: No. $Then by all means, go right ahead! /i SAM: YAAAAAAAA!!! /e/e #put w normal /s/s #char 95 #play 5 {Ssssssssss...} #end * 9џџџџU SinkingEnd 2tmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU=:S$$$3$$ $$$$$$$$$ $$,$#$$$ $$ $$!$$$$$ $#xx5 65 $ 5 55 4E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer. bQx  џџџџк}k@Downer #cycle 3 :down :down :down :down :down :down :down #put s empty /s #zap down #down #end :down #end  џџџџ р}e@Downer #cycle 3 :down :down :down :down :down :down #put s empty /s #zap down #down #end :down #end  џџџџч}Y@Downer #cycle 3 :down :down :down :down #put s empty /s #zap down #down #end :down #end џџџџ ь}M@Downer #cycle 3 :down :down #put s empty /s #zap down #down #end :down #end џџџџё}G@Downer #cycle 3 :down #put s empty /s #zap down #down #end :down #end љџџџџ‘} љџџџџ‘}љџџџџИ}$ љџџџџ‘};љџџџџ‘}1љџџџџ‘} џџџџЄ} џџџџЄ} џџџџЦ} џџџџЄ} џџџџЄ}7џџџџЄ}2џџџџЄ}7 љџџџџШ}<џџџџЄ}4џџџџИ}џџџџИ}љџџџџИ}џџџџИ}4 џџџџИ} џџџџИ}љџџџџИ}џџџџЦ}1љџџџџШ} џџџџ ѕ}м@Downer2 #cycle 3 :down :down :down :down :down :down :down :down #put s empty /s #zap down #down #end :down /i/i/i/i #char 219 DIETANIC: This is a real DOWNER! /i/i/i/i/i {Glub glub glub!} #february12:icecold #die #end ўџџџџ ШŠА@February12 #end :icecold /i/i/i/i ICEBERG: This experience has boosted /i/i/i/i/i/i/i my self confidence! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i I feel like I could... Take on the world! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i But wait... I sense that there are /i/i/i/i/i/i/i still surviving passengers! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i They must die before I can be truly happy! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Now, if only I could find a large blanket. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i It's freezing cold out here! /i #die #end ?џџџџ—IslandgEnd 2tmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДUb&***.> .n.~.nb&&b*h*.~>~.>.&b&b&hh.~..nn $;.b&bh.~.>>~.n**bbh.**.n>~..**** .****$=.>>n.~>.**h***&b***h**..>*hh*&b***hh*nn>>.nh&&***h**h>>.~$~n.****b*hb*hn>****&b*hhb&.~n>nn`*h**& h ~$|>`*.hh&*bhb$&n.~.>.hb* b.>n> >.hb&&b..>>n$y.>b&b&$nn$n`b.~n~`.b&&b.~~$.~.b&....b&   $  @E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer. !bQx Вџџџџ ЖŠі@Wakeup call! #cycle 1 #if jackets then survive #take health 30 A painfully tiring ten days later, you and Nose arrive on a small, near-deserted island, covered with lush greenery, desease-infested wildlife, and smog from the island power plant. Nearly a third of your energy has been zapped because you're just so darned tired! #startalk #end :survive #clear jackets Five days later, you and Nose arrive on a small, near-deserted island, covered with lush greenery, disease-infested wildlife, and smog from the island power plant. Even still, the life jacket made your journey a smooth and easy one in comparison to riding on the Dietanic... :startalk $Aww, man! I hate wet clothes! NOSE: We should be thankful that we're alive after that utterly, utterly terrifying experience. $Yeah, but still... There's a freaking $crab that's been biting down on my head $for the past three days! CRAB: I'm sorry, was I bothering you? Pardon me, it's just a natural instinct of mine. The crab lets go of your half-crushed head and scurries off. $Yeah, you better run! My uncle owns a $seafood restaurant! NOSE: Speaking of food, maybe we should find some. $I guess we could try to catch some fish. NOSE: Ewww! I'm a vegetarian, you know! $Fine, then we'll just have to find some $nuts, or berries, or something. And we $have plenty of cool, refreshing seawater $to wash them down with, right? Well, am $I right, Nose? Am I right or what? NOSE: Yeeaaaahh. Come on, I'll race you to the next board! #nose:gooforit #end џџџџ(‚b@Nose #end :gooforit #cycle 1 /n #if blocked n then endin #gooforit #end :endin #become fake #end #џџџџ .‚[@Crab #cycle 1 /i/i/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #play ++cegb {Ker-splash.} #become fake #end  џџџџ.‹{@Walnut #cycle 1 #end :touch $Hey, here's a walnut! {Gulp!} $Mmmm, that's good eatin'! #give health 10 #become fake #end * хџџџџ~ ‹O@Seashell #cycle 1 #end :touch #lock A seashell... with a gold gem in it!! ...No, wait, it's just an angry, out-of- water pirahna. $YAAAAAAAAAH!!! #zap touch /i #play 2 #char 7 /i #char 15 /i/i/i/i/i/i $Wow, was that ever a shell-crushing good $time! PIRAHNA: You're telling me. #unlock #end :touch No, he just might bite you. #end  хџџџџ~ 2‹E@BahShell #cycle 1 #end :touch It's a shell-- The sea variety. #end хџџџџ>4‚#bind bahshell &хџџџџ~5‚#bind bahshell )хџџџџ>7‹#bind bahshell хџџџџ~7‹#bind bahshell  Raceh Shore (Cave)oads)on 1AЦЏLДUК .*.*. .*. .. .. *f&fb&b.*. b&b&f&b&b&f.*. .f&b&b bbb&b&b&f&f&. .&b&bbb.*.bb&b&b&f&..f&b.*.*..*.b&b**&b. .b&b**&b&b*%.*b..&b*.*./D/e/s/e/r/t/e/d/ /I/s/l/a/n/d/ /R/a/c/e/w/a/y.bb..b* ..bb&..b&bb.b&f&b&f.*.*.*..bb&..b.b&.f&b .. .*b&**&b.&b*&bb&f&..f&b.*b&f. *b.bb.bbbb&f.*.&b*.b. .b&f* *bb*b.*.*b&f&b.*b.*.b&* .&b*fb. .b&bb**bb&f.  .b&*&b*..*.*.~.bb&f&b&. .*.&b&b.&b*~${..*.*$D$O$ $$$O$$ ~..~~&b&b. $|~. ~..$.~&>~. ..$y~~~$~> >~~~..?-------A solid!!!borg!!ck to life as abQx   џџџџЙŠA@Jock /i/i/i #cycle 1 JOCK: Hello, Matt and Nose. I've been expeeecting you! $B-but you were crushed by that maniacal $iceberg! JOCK: No I wasn't. It missed me by inches. NOSE: In that case, go away! I'm over you, beardo! JOCK: Please, having a beard is custom for terrorists-to-be! But let us get down to business. Mr. Ape, you love this girl, right? $Maybe. Who's asking? JOCK: Her FIANCEE, remember?! $Not really. But then, I have a terrible $short term memory. JOCK: Here's the situation, American. We race through this "maze", and the one who finishes first gets Nose's hand in marriage. $Agreed! JOCK: You DO know that I'm a world- renowned runner, don't you? $You're also a world-renowned @$$hole! JOCK: In that case, let's get on with the racin'! /i/n #end :touch JOCK: Move up to the starting line! #end џџџџІwD@Nose #cycle 1 #end :touch NOSE: C'mon, win this race, for ME! #end ВџџџџЋwx@Finish #cycle 1 #end :touch This is the FINISH LINE, you dolt! ...But then again, it wasn't that obvious, was it? #end Вџџџџ Вw #bind finish лџџџџDГw #bind finish ВџџџџOДw #bind finish ВџџџџЕwa@Start #cycle 1 #end :touch You can't start from this posision! Can't you see the passage? #end ВџџџџOЛw #bind start лџџџџDЛw #bind start Вџџџџ Мw #bind start Aџџџџ1хџџџџ~Нw#bind bahshell "хџџџџ~ОwE@BahShell #cycle 1 #end :touch It's a shell-- The sea variety. #end хџџџџ~ Тw#bind bahshell ДRace 2Shore (Cave)oads)on 1AЦЏLДU4 $5 5 .*.*. .*. .. .. *f&fb&b.*. b&b&f&b&b&f.*. .f&b&b bbb&b&b&f&f&.  .&b&bbb.*.bb&b&b&f&.$.f&b.*.*..*.b&b**&b. .b&b*$$*&b&b*%.*b..&b*.*./D/e/s/e/r/t/e/d/ /I/s/l/a/n/d/ /R/a/c/e/w/a/y.bb.$.b* ..bb&..b&bb.b&f&b&f.*.*.*..bb&..b.b&.f&b .. .*b&**&b.&b*&bb&f&..f&b.*b&f.*b.bb.bbbb&f.*.&b*.b. .b&f* *bb*b.*.*b&f&b.*b.*.b&* .&b*fb. .b&bb**bb&f. $.b&*&b*..*.*.~.bb&f&b&. .*.&b&b.&b*~${..*.*DODO ~..~~$&$$$b. $|~. ~...~&>~. ..$y~~~$~> >~~~..-------A solid!!!borg!!ck to life as a bQx џџџџыV1хџџџџ~ЁJ"хџџџџ~BE@BahShell #cycle 1 #end :touch It's a shell-- The sea variety. #end хџџџџ~ B#bind bahshell  џџџџ BŸ@Up #cycle 1 :goin #if blocked s then rad #goin #end :rad /s/n #goin #end :rad #cycle 1 /s #matt:up /n #goin #end :stopit #end :nowgo #put n passage #die #end  џџџџЃŠ…@Right #cycle 1 :goin #if blocked w then rad #goin #end :rad /w/e #goin #end :rad #cycle 1 /w #matt:right /e #goin #end :stopit #end  џџџџЋŠƒ@Down #cycle 1 :goin #if blocked n then rad #goin #end :rad /n/s #goin #end :rad #cycle 1 /n #matt:down /s #goin #end :stopit #end  џџџџ ГŠƒ@Left #cycle 1 :goin #if blocked e then rad #goin #end :rad /e/w #goin #end :rad #cycle 1 /e #matt:left /w #goin #end :stopit #end лџџџџ ЛŠл@Race #cycle 3 NOSE: Alright, on the count of 3... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i 1 /i/i/i/i 2 /i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #zap up:rad #zap down:rad #zap left:rad #zap right:rad 3! #jock:goforit #jf:playit /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #end :over #end џџџџйŠ“@Matt #cycle 1 /i/i #unlock #end :up #cycle 1 /n #up #end :right #cycle 1 /e #right #end :down #cycle 1 /s #down #end :left #cycle 1 /w #left #end џџџџ тŠ@Jock #cycle 1 #end :goforit /i/i/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/e/e/e/e /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/n /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/s/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /e/e/e/s/e/s/e/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/w/w /w/w/w/w/w/n/n/n/n/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/n/n/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w /w/w/w/n/n/n/w/w/w/w/w/s/s/s/s/s/s/s #if youwin then ha #set hewon /s #cycle 3 JOCK WINS! /i/i/i/i/i Well, Jock ends up marrying Nose, and you become their overly bitter butler. A tragic fate for such a, uh, "malodorous" man. $THE END #endgame #end #end :ha /s #end Вџџџџ‹Ц@Winner #cycle 1 :great #if blocked n then cool #great #end :cool #if hewon then toobad #set youwin #zap cool YOU WIN! #up:nowgo #down:stopit #left:stopit #right:stopit #end :toobad #end :cool #end ВџџџџbB #bind winner Аџџџџ&B #bind winner ВџџџџbB #bind winner Bџџџџ<џџџџ ‹Э@jf #cycle 1 #end :playit #play saxxaxxqgsai+ci.-asaxxaxxqg+id#dc #play s+c-ga+cx-a+cdid#dcxd#dc-a+sci-a+scx #play sga+c-axxaxxqgsai+ci.-asaxxaxxqg #play s+id#dcid#d#ddsc-ia+cs-ga+cc-xxa#xx #play q+c #end е Race Aftermathave)oads)on 1AЦЏLДU=:<|t v|tv tv|tv| * * *************|***v****|v|**v|****v||**** v| * ** ************ ****** xx5 65 $ )5 65 6-------A solid!!!borg!!ck to life as abQx ўџџџџЃŠd@Jock /i/i/i #cycle 1 $Ha ha! I won! I get to marry Nooose and $youuuu dooon't! Ha ha! JOCK: But... How?! I'm a champion runner! You're just a stupid American! Ohh, I have brought disgrace upon my family's name! Could you please not tell anyone about this? $I'll try. But no promises! And besides, $haven't you forgotten? We're stuck on $a deserted island! NOSE: Near-deserted. $Oh, that's right. When I was coming onto $the island, the narrator said "near- $deserted", but that big sign on the $raceway said "deserted". That's $confusing. The island is near-deserted. $Thank you! So Nose, when do you want to $get hitched? NOSE: Don't we need a priest or something? JOCK: {Sigh}, I'm licensed to do wedding ceremonies. $Great, then, slowmo! You can marry us! NOSE: Err, thanks, Jock. And especially thanks for putting up with Matt, here. $Yeah, you're a decent guy for a terrorist $swine! JOCK: Just happy to be of service {sniff}, Nose. Well, it looks as if Matt and Nose will be getting married soon, and Jock will most likely drown himself after the wedding. But this story isn't over yet, no sir! /i/i #change water empty #change breakable water #change normal breakable #change solid normal /i #change water empty #change breakable water #change normal breakable /i #change water empty #change breakable water /i #change water empty /i #die #end Cџџџџц Ceremonynd 2tmentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU=:<= ; ; ;  ; ;  ; ;  ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;; ;; ;;; ; ;;; ;;; ;; ; ;;; ;;;;;;;;~.$n;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;&bn$~$.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;&bn.n;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;&bn~n~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;&b.~.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;&b$~n.;;;;;;;;;;; &b.~n &b.n~'&b${~ &b..~$|n#&b~ .&bn~.n~&b~$.bnn5 65 $ 5 55 6E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer. bQx /хџџџџ~B#bind bahshell "хџџџџ~BE@BahShell #cycle 1 #end :touch It's a shell-- The sea variety. #end хџџџџ~ B#bind bahshell хџџџџ~ B#bind bahshell ўџџџџЃŠ@The wedding /i/i/i A few minutes later, you proceed with the wedding ceremony. JOCK: We are gathered here today to celebrate the funeral- $Funeral?! JOCK: Sorry, wedding. I always get the two confused! We are gathered here today to celebrate the funeral- $WEDDING! It's a wedding, dammit! JOCK: Okay, then, I guess I'll just skip this part. Nose, do you take this "man", Matt Ape, to be your lawfully wedded husband? NOSE: Duh. Isn't that why we're here? Talk about your stupid questions... JOCK: And Matt, do you take this woman, Nose, to be your lawfully wedded wife? $Uh huh. Hey, look at the sky! JOCK: Are you even paying attention? $No, really! Look at it! /i #cycle 1 #change cyan water empty #change cyan breakable water #change cyan normal breakable #change cyan solid normal /i #change cyan water empty #change cyan breakable water #change cyan normal breakable /i #change cyan water empty #change cyan breakable water /i #change cyan water empty #cycle 3 /i/i/i $Uh oh! I sense an evil presence here! NOSE: So can I! JOCK: All I feel is pain. Pain because I cannot marry Nose! $Shut up for a second! I think I hear $something! /i ICEBERG: There you are! Now I will kill /i/i/i/i/i/i/i the last of the Dietanic's passengers! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 $I don't get it. Where IS the iceberg? JOCK: Obviously not in the direction that the camera is facing. Come, we must stop it! #die #end  џџџџ T џџџџ T џџџџ $TDџџџџИIceberg BattleentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU/(/V/e/r/y/)/ /C/r/u/d/e/ /I/s/l/a/n/d/ /M/a/p  $$$$$ ~ .n~~ b~.~ ~n&.&b~b.n.$b&b&b~&~bn ~bb&b"&b"b&".~.b"b&b&b&b"bb&.~&&b&b"b&b"&b&"&b~nnb"b"&b"b&b"b&b&~n~.b&b&b&"b&b&b"n. &.b"b"&b&b&b~b~.bb&"&b.n.~~n~&n~&~ ~b.n~ .  $$$$$$$$$$$$$   E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.)bQx 3џџџџ š€ћ@Iceberg #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i You notice something floating in the distance. Your only hope is to reach it! For some reason... ICEBERG: Iceberg minions! ATTAAACK!!! $Aww, are those little baby icebergs? How $cute! Although they look suspiciously $like bullets... ICEBERG: Ah, no. Those are genuine icebergs! Small ones! Now, let's get on with the killin'! #cycle 2 :newcomp /seek #if contact then pentium2 #newcomp #end :pentium2 #take health 10 mhzwow {SMASH} /i #newcomp #end :mhzwow #endgame #end %лџџџџК€@Shooter #cycle 1 :mcgavin #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n /i/i/i #mcgavin #end ВџџџџТ€@Shooter #cycle 1 :mcgavin #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n /i/i/i #mcgavin #end лџџџџ кŠ@Shooter #cycle 1 :mcgavin #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n /i/i/i #mcgavin #end Вџџџџ тŠ@Shooter #cycle 1 :mcgavin #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n /i/i/i #mcgavin #end Вџџџџ ъŠ@Shooter #cycle 1 :mcgavin #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n /i/i/i #mcgavin #end ВџџџџђŠ@Shooter #cycle 1 :mcgavin #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n /i/i/i #mcgavin #end лџџџџњŠ@Shooter #cycle 1 :mcgavin #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n /i/i/i #mcgavin #end Вџџџџ‹@Shooter #cycle 1 :mcgavin #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n /i/i/i #mcgavin #end Вџџџџ ‹@Shooter #cycle 1 :mcgavin #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n #shoot n /i/i/i #mcgavin #end Вџџџџ Д€Вџџџџ Д€0Вџџџџ Д€3Вџџџџ Д€2Вџџџџ Д€%Вџџџџ Д€"Вџџџџ Д€Вџџџџ Д€Вџџџџ Д€Вџџџџ Д€Вџџџџ Д€Вџџџџ и…Вџџџџ Д€Вџџџџ Д€Вџџџџ Д€Вџџџџ Д€ Fџџџџw Credits 4World Walls, Boththy J..0ЏLДU : ]]] ]]] ]]]  ]  ] ]]] ] ]  ]]] ]]] ]]] ]]   ]] ]]]]  ]]] ]]] ]]] ya]]  6:]  ]]] ]    ]]] ]]]  ]]  ]]] ]]  ] ]   ]] ]]]]  ] ]]  ] ]]  ]] ]  ]]] ]]]  ]]] ] ]] ] ]  ] ]  ]]]] ] ] ]]  ]]  ]]] ]  ] ]  ] ]    ]]  ]  ]   ] ] ]]] ]   ]]]] ]  ]  ]]] :::5 55 5 5$5 6object tainer.bQx џџџџ Vxя@ААБББВВВллл Acknowledgements лллВВВБББАА Congratulations! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i You have completed NextGame! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i АББВВллл CREDITS лллВВББА /i/i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл Concept: Matt Dabrowski лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл Game Design: Matt Dabrowski лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл Music Dudes лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Matt Dabrowski /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Some famous guys /i/i/i/i/i/i/i АБВл MadGames Members лВБА /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Madguy /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Thanks for playing! /i/i/i :thanks Thanks for playing! /i #thanks #end џџџџ ux @Music #play -iaaaaxedxcxqeieeedcaaaxedxcxqeieeed /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -icaaaxedxcxqeieeedc /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -iaaaeeedcdexseeexexid /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -igggqgiaf#xggggagf#xgggqgiaf#xgggx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -igagf#+cccc-aagaaaagaaaxsaaiaagaaag /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -iaaa+ccc-ax+gf#ex-a+cedxf#gxgagf# /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play iedex-a+cedcdexgagf#edex-a+cedcdex /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play igagf#edex-a+cedxcqeiededc-agax /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play iaxgacqeiededc-agax+axgacqeiededc /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play -iaga #end Є Iceberg DeatheentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU=:>$                                                                             !<xx5 65 $ 5 55 6E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx ўџџџџVxž@Blowup #cycle 1 /i/i It just so happens that the "thing floating in the distance" was a piece of the ship! The huge lava room! Of course, the iceberg doesn't know this... /i/i #cycle 3 ICEBERG: What the.. Ohhh, noooo! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i I will return! /i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #play 5555555555555555555555555555555 #change white solid red breakable #change white normal red breakable #change white breakable red breakable #change white water red breakable /i #change red breakable normal /i #change red normal solid /i #change red solid normal /i #change red normal breakable /i #change red breakable normal /i #change red normal solid /i #change red solid normal /i #change red normal breakable /i #change red breakable normal /i #change red normal solid /i #change red solid normal #change blue invisible red solid /i #change red normal breakable #change red solid empty #change green invisible red normal /i #change red breakable water #change red normal empty #change purple invisible red breakable /i #change red water empty #change red breakable empty /i/i/i/i/i/i But it's probably obvious now that Mr. Iceberg WON'T be returning, so try not to worry about that too much. #die #end Gџџџџ Ž Island EndingeentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU=:= |v <|w|< v| |v  L<|w|<L v| LL<|w|<L  LLLLL<|<L|vLv|LL<|w<L|vL LvvLL<|w|<L<|wL|v|vLLv||LL<|w|<LL| L|L<|w|<LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLL LL LLLLLt|v|L LLv|LL LL=$ O6=E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx EџџџџўџџџџVxў@Hooray! /i/i/i Well, you finished off the ludicrously maniacal iceberg and saved yourself from having your own ice age! Nose is so impressed at your dumb luck that she orders the embittered Jock to finish the wedding ceremony immediately. Afterwards, the two of you share a wedding cake made from crab meat, which the crabs are none too happy about. It takes about three days before you are found by a passing ship owned by Disney Cruise Lines. However, it soon crashes into a floating remnant of the DieTanic- the same one that killed the iceberg. The fat people who float to shore are the only survivors, but you and Nose are forced to eat them, since they're slow and have a lot of meat. Over the next eight years, you father 23 children, 16 of whom are pinched to death by vengeful crabs. After another five years, Disney finally decides to investigate into what happened to its ship. As soon as Michael Eisner gets word about the island, he turns it into a sort of expanded "Pleasure Island(R)", where idiot vacationers go to relax at newly- built '70s disco bars. You and Nose spend the rest of your days handing out towels in the bathroom of the Cinderella All-You- Can-Eat Buffet Eatery. Yes, it's a wonderful life. A wonderful life indeed. #set z4 #die #end џStartupEndingeentWalls, Bothy J..0ЏLДU5N5e5x5t5G5a5m5e5 535M5a5t5 5D5a5b5r5o5w5s5k5iym5m5a5d5g5u5y58505@5h5o5t5m5a5i5l5.5c5o5momy80 m5m5e5m5b5e5r5s5.5x5o5m5.5c5o5m5/5m5a5d5g5u5y5850::$$ $ $$ $ $ $$$ $ $ $ $ :::::=E/\/\/\/\/\ tainer.bQx  оџџџџ<Š оџџџџ<Š оџџџџ<Š оџџџџ<Šоџџџџ<Šоџџџџ<Šоџџџџ<Šоџџџџ<Šоџџџџ<Šоџџџџ<Š оџџџџ<Šоџџџџ<Šоџџџџ<Šџџџџџџџџџџџџўџџџџm”@NextGame 33 #cycle 1 #end :touch Heya, and welcome to NextGame 33, the latest 1/3 complete release from Madguy and MadGames! PLEASE read this scroll before you start the playin'. NextGame was originally intended to have six different storylines, where what you did on the first board affected how the entire game played out. However, I decided to quit ZZT after completing two storylines. So here they are, in complete form! I didn't get all the music done that I wanted, but other than that, you'll sware you're playing a complete game. Honest Abe! How to see both storylines: (Only look at this part if you are somehow stumped.) 1. Look under the bed to find a cup. Rattle it against the jail cell bars. Tell the guard you need to use the bathroom. Enter the bathroom. 2. Do the same as above, but this time, touch the guard to knock him out while he is still walking. Enter the door on the right. #end