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HA!! #end :poof #cycle 1 /i #change red breakable normal /i #change red normal solid /i #change red solid empty /i #poof #end  U#cycle 1 /e #put w fake /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #end :ow #play -tac-bbb #char 15 /e/e/e/e/e #char 2 #send all:dashers #end :dammit /i/i /w/w /i /e/e #send all:oof #end :douche #play --tacbb #char 15 /w/w /i #char 2 /i/i /w/w/w /i/i /e/e/e/e #send all:movit /e/e/e #end :spin #play --bbb+bbb+bbb+bbb+bbb /s /w/w /n /n /e/e /s /e /s /s #send all:hump #end :getup /n /w/w #send all:ooch #end :whoosha #play --tacbb #char 15 /e/e #char 2 /s/s #send all:yump #end :moov /e /i/i /w /n /w #end :shot #lock /e #put w red normal /e #put w red normal #play --ggb+ggb+ggb+ggb+ggb+ggb-gbb+gbb-gb #send all:poof :meep #put n red breakable /s /e #if blocked s woof /s #meep :woof #play -cg-ca+cg-ca+cg-ca+cg+bag #char 255 ...The criminal's bullet-ridden corpse falls to the busy intersection 15 stories below, where it is flattened a few times over by oncoming traffic. $>>pant pant<<...I... think he's dead. #send all:open #end  U j#cycle 1 /i /e #put w fake /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /i/i /w/w /i/i /e/e #send all:ow #end :dashers /e/e/e/e/e /i /s /e/e /n #send all:dammit #end :oof #play --tac+bb #char 15 /e #char 2 /s /e /s /i/i/i /n /w /n /w #send all:douche #end :movit /s /i /n #send all:spin #end :hump /e /s /e /i #play --tac+bb-tac+bb-tac+bb-tac+bb-tac+bb /n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s /w/w #send all:getup /w #end :ooch #play --tactac+bbbb #char 15 /w /i #char 2 /i /w /e/e #send all:whoosha #end :yump /e/e/e /n/n #play --ccbb+ccbb+ccbb+ccbb+ccbb /s/s #send all:moov /s/s/s /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /n/n/n /w/w/w /s #shoot e /i #shoot e #shoot e #end $churchDraco Toolkit v1.5::/\<>yawn<<. #end O $blehtum.to, home'! KIT)egory J..0LU nnnLLL* * nnnLLL * xxxxnnnxxx***xxxxnnnxxx****xxxxxxnnnxxxxx*****xxxxxxnnnxxxxx***xxxxxxnnnxxxxx***xxxxxxxxxxx*xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx wxxxxxxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpx<px*x**x*x****x***x**x**x******x**x* *xxx9_ tainer. bQx x*+$>>/\::Draco Toolkit v1.5::/\<>crackle crackle....CLICK<< /i Agh. and what a hellish time--7:00 in the morning. No matter, though. You're needed. #end  [@drawer #clear gimp #end :touch #if items wait #give score 1 #send all:ping You open the drawer and snatch your gun belt and your inventory. #set items #end :wait You've taken all you've got, maaaaan. #end   [@drawer #end :touch This drawer holds your priest clothing. Don't bother messing around this stuff right now, though, since you were ordered to go plain-clothes. #end  [@drawer #end :touch #if uniform nope #send all:ping #give score 1 You pull your police uniform and slip it on. #set uniform #end :nope You HAVE your clothes, Johnny. Now get the steppin'. #end [x@pot #end :ping #play t7xt7xxxt7xxx #play ++ax.ax.bbb #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think.  \+@plant #end :touch Is it....hemp?? #end \@dead plant #end :touch This plant is deader than Pee-Wee Herman's career. $Actually, Pee-Wee is still doing voice- $overs and cameos on some movies. ...Point proven. #end  \@dead plant #end :touch This plant is deader than Pee-Wee Herman's career. $Actually, Pee-Wee is still doing voice- $overs and cameos on some movies. ...Point proven. #end \G@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think. \G@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think. # "\G@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think. '\G@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think.  +\G@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think. 0\G@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think.  4\G@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think. 9\+@plant #end :touch Is it....hemp?? #end  ;\.@plant #end :touch Is it....cannibus?? #end  >\.@plant #end :touch Is it....cannibus?? #end A\*@plant #end :touch Is it....opium?? #end #D\)@plant #end :touch Is it....opium?? #end   F\j@squad car door #end :touch #play t4t4t4t4t4t4t4 You open the squad car door and get in. #die #end $ M\@low-rider #end :touch ...Don't you think it's a bit pointless to go in an undercover car while in police uniform...?? #end  xU\1#end :touch Johnny: "Damn door is stuck..." #end  xX\#end :touch #if items cool :uncool You're not ready to go yet! #end :cool #if uniform groovy #uncool :groovy #play --t9t8t7t6t5t4t2t1 #die #end L $loveshackco Toolkit v1.5::/\<>yawn<< Well, it's getting late...im $going to bed. #die #end "0 Y'0tY$  bZ@low-rider #end :touch You check the license plate: "BAD ASS". This must be YOUR low-rider. $Whee. #end 0 kZ#cycle 1 #if pix sayit #restart :sayit Well...where did all the time go?? It's 7:28 p.m. now... $Hmm...i was suppose to do something at $7:30...no, wait. i remember now. $confession! ...That would be it. better get a-going #set time #end 0zZ #clear arr $x {Zp@father o'flarrety As soon as you step out of the car, you are greeted by a pissed-of father o'flarrety. O'Flarrety: "Where the hell were you?! It's 12:45! You missed mass!" $Tough nuts, Padre. I was called to check $out a possible informant. Instead, I was $ambushed by a bunch of homies. O'Flarrety: "Homies?" $Not MY homies, anyway. O'Flarrety: "Aww, no matter. Right now, you have to go teach class." $I do? O'Flarrety: "Don't you ever read your own schedule? You're teaching 12th-grade history." $I mean, I do. But wait. Isn't it a bit $redundant to teach class when i should be $keeping my eye out for a possible $killer?? O'Flarrety: "Err......no." $oooook... 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Unfortunately, the other thug takes this opportunity to waste you with his bare hands. $AGH! my head!! #endgame #end :touch #play --tac+bb #zap touch #agh #end :touch #play --tac+bb #zap touch #agh #end :touch #play --tac+bb #zap touch #agh #end :touch #play --tac+bb #zap touch #agh #end :touch #play --tac+bb #zap touch #agh #end :touch #play --tac+bb #zap touch #agh #end :touch #play --tac+bb #zap touch #agh #end :touch #lock #play --tac+bb You bitch-slap the other thug across the face and shove him to the floor, twisting his hand and holding the ice pick to his throat. Homie g: "Agh, dammit!" $Oh, come now, boys. You know better than $to misbehave like this. Homie g: "Let go of me, god damn you! I'll tell my parents!" $Oh? I bet your parents are too busy $gettin' stoned and boned to give a flying $fuck about you!! Homie g: "PLEASE!!" You finally let go. $God love ya. Homie G: "...can i go to the health room?" $Yeah. and take your asshole friend with $you. /i #send all:dis #die #end #end :touch #if blocked s boof #fuuuun :boof You can't read upside-down. get on the other side of the desk. #end :fuuuun #lock #cycle 1 $OK, kids. i'm-- gangsta: "Who the fuck are you, esse?" $I'm-- homie g: "We dont give a shit! We want Mrs Johnson!" $Oh? Why's that? homie g: "Cuz you're a big fucking duck!" /i $Err...anyway, I'm ... Father Danger. Let $me spell it on the board for you. All of a sudden, a crumbled up paper hits the back of your head. You turn around. /i $Ok, I won't put up with this bullshit. $You know how we put up with bullshitters $back in 'Nam? Skanky ho: "You were in Vietnam??" $Yes...yes i was. Asshole: "Aren't you a bit young to be in Vietnam? How old are you, muthafucka?" $...30. Nay, 40. Anyway, that's what i'll $be talking about today: 'Nam. /i $ >>long pause<< $ /i Juan: "MUTHAFUCKA!!!" >>classroom oohs, ahhs<< classroom: "ooh. ahh." /i $Ok, who the fuck was that? Homie g: "That was Juan. He's a bad ass." $Tell me about it. What was THAT for, $Juan? Juan: "I don't know. I felt like saying it. You got a problem with that, Padre?" $Yes, i do. He licks his fingers for some reason, then flips you off. Juan: "Then DEAL with it, bitch." $Listen to me, uhh...what's yer name, $gimp monkey? you got a name, right? Juan: "The name's Juan, fucker." $Ahh...Well, Juan Fucker, nice name. But $i'll have to ask you to shut yer face. >>classroom ahhs, oohs<< classroom: "aah. ooh." Juan: "AWW, FUCKING SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOUR SHIT, YOU FUCKING SHIT?!" /i $Anyway... Vietnam took place a long while $back... #send all:assault /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #unlock #zap touch #end :touch #end :otay #lock $Ok, then...who else wants to get fucked $up? Classroom: "..." $...Or a better question to ask would $be...DOES FATHER DANGER FEEL LUCKY?? /i #play ++abcabcabcabcabcabc /i/i/i/i $Well, you people know what that means. $Class dis-- #send all:run #end  @goatee brutha #end :touch #if foo bar #set foo :bar This brutha is sitting in your chair, with his boombox on his shoulder playing loud, obnoxious music. $Hey, pal. drop the tunes and get in yer $seat. Brutha: "..." He says nothing, but only grooves to his music. #end :Hey #lock #play +++cgcgcgcgcgcggcg /i/i The goateed brutha finally wakes up. Brutha: "Hey, esse! The fuck was that for? You wanna get an ass-whooping, esse?" $Agh. You annoy me. You proceed to toss HIM out, too. #send all:fly #die #end %  P#end :run #cycle 1 /w /s/s/s/s/s/s/s /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #set gimp #die #end   @Homie #end :assault #cycle 1 /w /n/n/n/n/n :whoop #go seek #if contact agh #go seek #whoop :agh #take health 5 ded #whoop :ded You are ice-picked to death. Damn it, where is all your Vietnam training?? $Agh, screw you. #endgame #end :touch #play --tac+bb #zap touch #whoop #end :touch #play -tac-bb #zap touch #whoop #end :Touch #play --tac+bb #zap touch #whoop #end :touch #play -tac-bb #zap touch #whoop #end :touch #lock #play --tac+bb You grab hold of the assaulter and twist his arm around his back. $Gimme the ice pick in your hand. Homie: "Go to hell." You tighten. Homie: "AIEEE!! Ok, fine! have it!" He drops the ice pick, which you pick up and stash away in your habit pocket. $Ok bitch. Apologize. Go ahead, say you're $sorry. Homie: "Suck my di--AIEEEE!!!" You tighten your grip. $Did i hear an "i'm sorry"? Homie: "Agh, fuck! i'm sorry, man!" $You SHOULD be. /i #send all:runn /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #unlock #zap touch #end :touch #end :dis #send all:otay #die #end `@boombox #end :touch #if foo coo Damn, this boombox is deafening you. $I'd like to throw that piece of shit out $the window... Hmm. First, you'd better ask its owner to go peacefully. #end :coo #lock Well. Seeing as how the peaceful method proved useless, you decide to use a more efficient tactic. /i You pick up the boombox and launch it out the window. #send all:hey #die #end 3 x#end :hey #die #end 2 ;z#end :hey #die #end 3 ;{#end :hey #die #end 4 |#end :hey #die #end 3}#end :hey #die #end 3 ;#end :hey #die #end 4 ;#end :hey #die #end 4 ; #end :hey #die #end 5 ;#end :hey #die #end 6 #end :hey #die #end 5 #end :hey #die #end 6  #end :hey #die #end 2;#end :fly #clear foo #char 2 #cycle 1 #give score 2 #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++ax.ax.ax.bbb /s /e /s /e/e/e/e /s /e /s /e /s /e /s /e /s /e #play --tacac #become fake #end 6  #end :hey #die #end  ,  @cabinet #end :touch #if pix bang #if gimp bang Don't go through Father O'Flarrety's files. You got class to teach. #end :bang #lock Using a technique you learned in the slums of Chicago, you execute your top-secret lock-picking routine... /i #play --ta+b #char 8 /i ...Or rather, you kick the cabinet as hard as you can with your steel-toed boots. $Dammit, dont tell. Sorry. /i $Let's see what he has here...hey, its $totally empty. What a jerk. #unlock #zap touch #end :Touch Its empty, remember?? #end , `@cabinet #end :touch #if gimp bang Don't go through Father O'Flarrety's files. You got class to teach. #end :bang #lock Using a technique you learned in the slums of Chicago, you execute your top-secret lock-picking routine... /i #play --ta+b #char 8 /i ...Or rather, you kick the cabinet as hard as you can with your steel-toed boots. $Dammit, dont tell. Sorry. /i $Let's see what he has here...ahh, files. $Lesse...hey. It's Father O'Flarrety's $teaching license...complete with mug shot $and personal information. Interesting... $i think i'll borrow this. #clear gimp #set pix #unlock #zap touch #end :touch #if copy coo $Nahh...this is some pretty good stuff. I $dont want to return it just yet. #end  $church. 2.o Toolkit v1.5::/\<>click<< /i ...It's 11:30 p.m. I'd say your "shift" is over, dont you? $Yeah. Im going back to my room now. #set free #die #end  %#end :beh #cycle 12 /i/i/i/i/i/i #char 2 #cycle 4 /w/w/w/w /s /i/i Old woman: "Forgive, me Father. I have sinned..." $Why else would you be here? Old woman: "Yes, well...last time i went to confess was two days ago." $Two days? Old woman: "Yes." $Only two days? Dammit, you couldn't $possibly have sinned so fast! Old woman: "Oh, I have...this morning, when driving my grandson to school, i got hit by a garbage truck. And after my car had flipped over, I yelled, 'fuck!'." $Good for you. Old woman: "Wha? I've sinned, father!" $Where? did i miss something? Old woman: "I...used profanity." $God dammit, woman! Come back when you get $some REAL sins!! Old woman: "Why, i NEVER...!!" $Maybe that's why you're so uptight. Now $get outta here! Old woman: "Ive never been so insulted..." $You crusty old fuckin' hag, go! There, is $that better? Old woman: >>pants heavily<< /i #cycle 1 /n /e/e/e/e #send all:cummy $ Prude. $ #die #end Z7@Man #end :cummy #cycle 5 /i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 2 /w/w/w/w /n /i/i Man: "Listen, maaan. I need help." $So why you tellin' me? Man: "Please. Just listen to my problem." $That's what i have been assigned to do... $my whole dreary existence has been to $listen to other people's problems... $forgiving people's unforgivable sins... $bastards who do the lowest of lows, then $expect absolution from a higher hand... $the hand that feeds them, which they try $to gnaw off all the way to its bony $stump...err, go on. /i Man: "I'm so depressed..." $Why? Man: "Huh?" $Dammit, why are you depressed? Man: "I DON'T KNOW!! YOU WANT ME TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING?! YOU THINK IM LIKE GOD HIMSELF OR SOMETHING?!??" $...far from it. Man: "I wanna kill myself...in fact, I planned that tomorrow im gonna throw myself off the Eager Beaver building...you know, like that guy who got shot off by the cop, on the news." $err...yes. /i Man: "What should i do?" $...Why should i care? you wanna kill $yourself? go ahead. Man: "You're ENCOURAGING i jump off a building??" $...Actually, i think you oughta try... $Well, i suggest the book "Final Exit" by $Dr. Kevorkian. Read it, it's rather good. $it tells you why suicide is bad. Followed $by a couple hundred methods of $self-killing. Man: "Umm...ok." $...Just $15.99 paperback at Borders. $Guaranteed there or its free!** Man: "ok...err, thanks. i will!" /s /e/e/e/e $ Suicidal jerk-off. $ #send all:done #die #end **--this has been a paid advertisement. or not. /i $roomyntoto, home'! KIT)egory J..0LUxxxxxx xxxxxx*&x* ]]]^nx ]]]^nnx*  ]]]^nx**xxn** $xnn*** xn** x*$ x %x %x$$$$$$$$x $$$$x$$$$x&x<Kx x#x nx nx xnx xnx$xx$xnx$x$xnxnxnxn x n_ tainer.!bQx "0\'0\0 *a0 *a h@drawer #clear boner #end :touch #if item boof You remove your handcuffs, gun, and every thing else and place them into the drawer. #set item #end :boof This drawer holds all you've got. #end  h@drawer #end :touch #if nyeah boof #clear habit #set nyeah In this drawer, you place your habit and collar. #end :boof This drawer holds your priest clothing, a-course. #end  h@drawer #end :touch #if gimp pmig #set gimp You strip down to your ass and throw your clothes in the drawer. #end :pmig Don't get dressed NOW... #end  hI@err #end :touch #if gimp check :nope You can't go to bed unless you get undressed. #end :check #if item checkagain #nope :checkagain #if nyeah cool #nope :cool $Damn, ive got a big day tomorrow...i $think i'll hit the sack now. You do that. You got a big day ahead of you... #send all:dingo #die :dingo #die #end   i #bind err  i #bind err i #bind err i #bind err ix@pot #end :ping #play t7xt7xxxt7xxx #play ++ax.ax.bbb #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think.  i,@plant #end :touch Is it....hemp?? #end \i@dead plant #end :touch This plant is deader than Pee-Wee Herman's career. $Actually, Pee-Wee is still doing voice- $overs and cameos on some movies. ...Point proven. #end  iG@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think. iG@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think. #"iG@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think. &iG@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think. +iG@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think.  /iG@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think. 4iG@pot #end :touch $ooh. a pot. ...Not the kind of pot you might think.  8i,@plant #end :touch Is it....hemp?? #end ;i.@plant #end :touch Is it....cannibus?? #end >i-@plant #end :touch Is it....cannibus?? #end Ai5@plant #clear free #end :touch Is it....opium?? #end #Di*@plant #end :touch Is it....opium?? #end        $>>/\::Draco Toolkit v1.5::/\<~nxxxx~!xxxx~!xxxx~!xxx x>~nn xxxx~xxxx~x]]]]]]xxx~x]]xx x>~n x]]]]]]]]xxx~x]]]]]]]]xxx~x xxx~x]]]]xx x>~n x]]]]]]xxx~x]]]]]]xxx~x]]]]]]]]]]xxx~n xp]]]]]]]]xx x>~nxpxxxx~xpxxxx~xpxxx~xpx 3xx x>~nxpxpxpxpxxxx~xpxpxpxpxxxxxxx~xpxxx~!xxx x>~nx_ tainer.bQx 8$$notoolDraco Toolkit v1.5::/\<n>~n>~n>~n>~n>~nxYour way is blocked by water.(2bQx ]]] ] ] ]]]] ] ]]]]]]]]]]] ] ]$]%]%]$]#]$]%] 3X$@err...? #end :touch Rubbers! #end ! 3X/@choices, choices... #end :Touch Lubbers! #end # 3XS@cover your snausage #end :touch Lubricated. Ribbed for her pleasure. #end " 3 X@canned food #end :touch #clear foods #set foodz #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++.ax.ax.bbb #give score 1 ...Though a little eerie buying something labeled only as "canned food", you pick it up anyway. Besides, you're not gonna eat it, just some damn bum. #send all:movitz #lock #cycle 1 /i #char 255 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 255 #become fake #end  Y@srini lalkaka bagdnishi macaba #end :e $Your shop is unproportional. Srini: "Aghf." #end :goo You've done your business. now begone. #end :touch #if goods goo #if foodz aghf $Hey. It's the cliche'd foreign fuck who $cant speak english. Srini: "Aghf. What you want?" !a;I need canned food. !b;Why arent there any english-speaking !b;clerks anywhere?! !c;Hi, Srini. !e;Your shop is unproportional. !d;Nothing. Just nothing. #end :d Srini: Damn you to hell...and come again! #end :c $Hi, Srini. Srini: "Yes. i am." $What ever happened to the customary "not $yet"? Srini says nothing, only takes a puff from his 6-foot bong. Srini: "Puff puff. bong." $Aghf. #end :a Srini: "Aghf! They're on the shelf." $Which one? Srini: "Dameet, they only two. Take a pick." $...Asshole. #end :b $Where did all the english-speaking clerks $go?! Srini: "...I hate you! Damn you! Damn you and you whole family! Damn you all to hell!" $...Well. He knows enough to condemn me, $that's for sure. Srini: "Aghf." #end :aghf #take gems 100 poorass Srini: "You buy canned goods? You buy or you get out!!" $Cool it, Srini. I've got cash. You grease his palm with the hundred dollar bill. Srini: "Whoa. a hundred dollar?" $Keep the change. its not mine. Srini: "ooh! thank, man! thank!" $Err...no, you. #unlock #clear foodz #set goods #end :poorass Srini: "What you think, i give freebies? No freebies! you pay money! cash is king!" $...Damn. I'm broke #end  3 iY@old lady #cycle 1 #if foodz kwap #restart #end :touch #if foodz fwuck #restart #end :kwap #lock #cycle 1 /e/e/e /n #unlock #end :fwuck #lock Srini: "No food stamps! We no food stamps, no no no!" Old lady: "Oh, why not? Look, ive got just enough food stamps..." Srini: "You got cash? cash is king. we no food stamps. cash is king." Old lady: "i DO have cash, but i dont want to squander it. I'm saving up to buy my grandson a--" Srini: "we no food stamps! cash is king! we no food stamps!!" Old lady: "oh, why no--" $HEY!! /i $Listen, old lady. I just wanna buy this $and leave. mind if i cut in? old lady: "Yes." $Thank y...i mean, wha? old lady: "i was here first." $look, this'll only take a sec. old lady: "Bug off, Father!!" $look, if you're buying a whole-- you take a glance at what she is buying. she seems to have a rather large bag, and in it a few brown leather straps. Is she in s & m or what...? old lady: "get away from my bag!!" /i old lady: "That's it. I'm leaving this place. I set you loose as sheep amongst wolves!!" $who, me? Srini: "me, who?" Without another word, the old lady storms out of the quickie mart. Srini: "Lady! you did not pay for that! lady...!!" /s/s /e/e/e /s /e/e /s /e/e /s/s/s/s/s :loop /w #if blocked w #die #loop #End /0Y*Johnny: "...Quickie what? QUICKIE WHAT?!" 40Y1&2 Y)@door #cycle 1 #if blocked w neep /i #restart :neep #lock /w/n #unlock #end :touch #if goods good #if foodz arr Don't go. Get the canned food already. #end :arr Trying to steal food, eh? And leave all that cash burning a hole in your pocket? I DONT THINK SO. its not like we actually PROMOTE anything right in any way, but we are too lazy to insert extra text for stealing it. or something. so go pay for it, bastard. #end :good Gooooood. You got the stash, blew the cash, and are ready to feed some hobos. on with the show. #die #end $yethession.mmit.kit v1.5::/\<n>~n>~n>~n>~n>~nYour way is blocked by water./8bQx 60]8 ڃ;0  Z Z Z ZZZ ZZZ[ZZ[[[Z l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l l[f@food woman #end :touch #cycle 1 #lock #give score 1 #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++.ax.ax.bbb Well. this food drive lady is pretty hot! From her double d's, gorgeous figure, to her legs that go all the way up...one hell of a package. $I, err...I've got food for your hobo's. Lady: "Well, thank you! ...Have any idea where Father O'Flarrety is?" $Oh, he's busy doing other stuff. So im $just helping out. Lady: "Ahh, well. That's nice." $Anyhow, umm...what's your name? Lady: "Purity. And you?" $Purity...hmm...oh, me? I'm Father Danger. $but you can call me papa...i mean... $Johnny. Just call me Johnny. Lady: "Ok...Johnny..." $Say...you busy tomorrow night? Lady: "It depends...why do you ask?" /i Go ahead, Johnny. Captivate her with your entrancing way of words. $Your bosoms remind me of the star-struck $pyramids of Egypt... Lady: "Wha?" $Listen...I'd be willing to leave the $priesthood just for you... Lady: "What the fuck is this?" $My mind calls it love...but my libido $calls it LUST, LUST, INSATIABLE LUST!! Lady: "...You're drooling." $Err...sorry. Lady: "I, umm...leave...I...I think i'll go run this food by the boss." $Hurry back, love buns! Lady: "agh..." #send all:run /i/i/i Good job, Johnny. You scared her away. $Did not. Ahh, who cares. doesnt like she'll be back any time soon...maybe you should just head back. $Yeah... #set fightt #end +\@old crazy #if fightt sitt #restart #end :touch old crazy: "Wanna squeal like a piggy??" #restart #end :sitt #lock /s/s /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #unlock #end :gee #lock #cycle 1 /s #die #end +(\@drunked hobo #if fightt sitt #restart #end :touch Drunken hobo: Go away and leave us alone! #restart #end :sitt #lock /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #unlock #end :gee #lock #cycle 1 /e/e/e #die #end .4\>@lead hobo #if fightt sittt #restart #end :sittt #lock /s /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /n #unlock #clear fightt #set prick #end :touch #if prick talk lead hobo: "Give you a nickel to tickle my pickle! har har har!" $Nickel...? got a dollar? lead hobo: "AGHF, no." #restart #end :talk #lock $Hey, you lousy bum. Off the car. bum: "I'll sit on whichever damn car i so please, ARR!" $...Or do you? Look, pal. I'm in no mood $for hobo bashing right now. So fuck off. The bum whips out a long, hard, sharp branch and begins to wave it in air. Bum: "You want 'dis in your face?!" $God damned hobo. Blow off! /i #play ++abcbcacabaabc The bum proceeds to land a blow to your car's windshield, launching shattered pieces of glass all over. $Son of a bitch...! That's it, pal. You $die now. You whip out your loaded piece and point it in his face. You are about to pull the trigger when you remember the Lieutenant's words: Pansy: "...One more unprovoked kill, and you're off the force." You lower the gun and place it back under your habit. /i Bum: "OOH! padre's got a piece!" $Ok, pal. I'll make you a deal. You leave $now, and i dont fuck you up. Bum: Bwa ha ha! He raises his stick and begins bashing on your car... #cycle 1 /i #send all:gee /s #play --tab+tac /n /s /n #put n empty /n #clear prick #die #end 3\*#end :run #cycle 1 /n/n #become fake #end 8'$are\::Draco Toolkit v1.5::/\<\@door #end :Touch Hmm...this door seems to lead out of the dark alley into the streets. Ready to leave just yet? !a;Yessum. !b;Not quite #end :b #end :a #cycle 1 #put w empty /w #put w empty /w #put w empty #die #end ( $you?tin' up niggaz KIT)egory J..0LU<TMTTTT$TT$2_@HLL@HnL@Hn$?$?$?L@Hn$?L@Hn@$?L@HnLxL@Hn$o x @Hn$o@ x @H $ xpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpx xpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpx 6p ;$?" TTT**   5050**  @LLL*$  @LLL $$ *$$?  @LLL *  @LLL **  _ tainer.<bQx -X Y1 #  %   h h[#end :shot #cycle 1 #put w red fake /e #put e red fake /e #send all:agh #put n red fake #put e red fake #put w red fake #put s red fake #become red fake [?#cycle 1 /i /e/e #shoot e #shoot e /e/e #end :agh /s #die #end 3[n#end :shot #cycle 1 /e/e #put n red solid #put e red breakable /s/s/s #play --tab+ack #become green fake #die [X@bullet hole #end :touch Hmm...looks like these bullets once missed their marks. #end  [F#cycle 1 Your low-rider smashed and wrecked, you decide to begin the long walk back to the abbey. On your way, however, you come across da ghettos of South Central L.A... You've heard of a lot of danger in South Central. $Bah. Prolly all lies created to scare $kids. No matter. You'd best get on your way. #end /[w#cycle 1 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /n /e #shoot e #shoot e /i/i/i/i/i /e/e/e/e/e /s/s/s #play --tab+ack #become green fake #end )))))) [#cycle 3 /i/i/i/i :kill (another)Hobo: Bah! Priest, I'll kill ya! #go seek #if contact ded #go seek #kill #end :ded #play -tab-ack The almighty hobo strikes! #take health 15 nee #kill #end :nee The hobo finally kills you with his broken glass beer bottle. Bah. #endgame #end  $daghettooup niggaz KIT)egory J..0LU<TMTTTT$TT$LLnLn$?$?$?Ln$?Ln@$?LnLx Ln$o x  n$o@ x  xpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpxpx<p $5$$$**  $**  LLL $ *   $ ULLL *$?  @LL *  @LLL **  _ tainer.bQx  Y1 #  %   Y Y[X@bullet hole #end :touch Hmm...looks like these bullets once missed their marks. #end \t[ #cycle 4 /i/i/i/i As soon as you escape the deadly bum, /i/i/i/i more problems arise. You are confronted by /i/i/i/i bad-ass Juan and his gang. /i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 Juan: "Hey, hombre!" $Err...Juan. Good to see you. Juan: "Listen, El Gado. You embarrased me in front of my homies. and that aint cool. comprende?" $Hmm...well, the way i see it, you were $tryin' to embarass ME. Juan: "...and whats more, YOU'RE ON MY TURF. i dont like no intruders. eh?!" $Err...yeah, 'eh'. Juan: "How 'bout a nice little serving of .'whoopass', eh, padre?!" $Thanks but no thanks. i got a date with $your mother. Juan: "Ho ho ho. You funny fucker, eh? You DEAD fuck now! heh..." #send all:pound /i /w /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /e/e/e #end :thwack /s/s /i/i /n/n/n/n/n #play +tab-ack /s /i /n #play --tab+ack /s /n #play --tab+ack /s /n #play -tab+ack /s /n #play --tab+ack Juan: "AWW, FUCKER! my face!!" $See, you kids? You want to have a future $like this?? /i /s/s /n/n #play tab-ack /s /n #play --tab+ack /s /n #play --tab+ack $do YOU gangstas out there want to have $your kids get stoned and boned? Gangsta: "HELL yeah! i want my kids to get high and fuck every chick on da block!" $Oh? And what's it all for? Tell me... $whats it all for? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT'S $ALL FOR!! /e /n /e/e/e/e/e /i/i /w/w/w/w/w #play --tab+ack /e/e /w/w #play -tab+ack /e /w #play --tab+ack /e /w #play -tab+ack /e /w #play --tab+ack /e /w #play --tab+ack /e After kicking him in the groin with your steel-toed boot a few times, you cry out triumphantly: $SEE? IS HE GONNA BE BANGIN' UP HO'S ANY $TIME SOON?! Homie: "Err...you made an accordian of his groin." $WHATS IT ALL FOR?! STAY IN SCHOOL, GOD $DAMN YOU!! /e /w/w #play --tab+ack /e /w #play -tab+ack /e /w #play --tab+ack /e /w #play -tab+ack /e /w #play --tab+ack /e /w #play -tab+ack /e /w #play --tab+ack /e /w #play -tab+ack /e Gangstas(in tears): "...Whoa, man. That... that was beautiful..." $Is that so? Juan: "I...can't...feel...my...face..." /i #send all:bleed :cunt /w #play --tab+ack /e /w #play taback /e /w #play -tab+ack /e /w #play +tab--ack /e /w #play play -tab+ack /e /w #play play tab-ack /e /w #play --tab+ack /e /w #play -tab+ack /e /w #play --tab+ack /e /w #play -tab+ack /e /w #play --tab+ack /e #send all:open #cunt #end [\#end :pound #cycle 1 /n/n/n/n/n/n /w #play --tab+ack #send all:thwack /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #put n red breakable #end :bleed #cycle 1 #put s red water /i #put w red water /i #put n red water /i #put s red breakable /i #put w red breakable /i #put n red breakable /i #put s red normal /i #put w red normal /i #put n red normal /i #put s red solid /i #put w red solid /i #put n red solid /i #bleed #end # Zv  t\?#cycle 1 /i #char 254 /i #char 4 #restart #end :open #die #end !gg) *$grooveDraco Toolkit v1.5::/\<[#lock /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #unlock :restar #cycle 1 #if blocked w doo /i #restar :doo #clear idol /w #if right good #give gems 1 /i /e #restar #end :good #send all:east /i /e #restar #end :stoppa #lock ?e #end (N[\#clear monkey #lock #take torches 3 too #set third #normal #end :too #take torches 2 wun #set second #normal #end :wun #take torches 1 normal #set first #normal #end :normal #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /n/n/n/n/n/n/n /w/w #send all:doit /i/i/i #unlock #end :east #cycle 1 ?e #end :down #cycle 1 ?s #end :lEfT #cycle 1 ?w #end :ups #cycle 1 ?n #end .l\#cycle 1 #take gems 3 #restart #nee /i #restart :nee #take gems 1 nee #een :een /s :eep #take gems 1 eep #boof :boof #take gems 1 boof #foobar :foobar /s :cp #take gems 1 cp #queef :queef #take gems 1 queef #ded :ded /s /i #end t[ #lock /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #unlock :restar #cycle 1 #if blocked s ood /i #restar :ood #clear idol /s #if north guten #give gems 1 /i /n #restar #end :guten #send all:ups /i /n #restar #end :stoppa ?n #lock #put n passage #die #end  /#lock /i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #unlock :restar #cycle 1 #if blocked e boof /i #restar :boof #clear idol /e #if wes arguten #give gems 1 /i /w #restar #end :arguten #send all:left /i /w #restar #end :stoppa #lock ?w #end 2Y#lock /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #unlock :restar #cycle 1 #if blocked n boob /i #restar :boob #clear idol /n #if downer argutenz #give gems 1 /i /s #restar #end :argutenz #send all:down /i /s #restar #end :stoppa #lock ?s #end /BYY#end :wigga #if blocked w coo #end :coo #cycle #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++ax.ax.ax.bbb #give score 5 /i Whoa! congratulations, man! you managed to dance on without one slip-up! you truly are the king of groove. Blondie: "...you shure are a good dancher. come on over to my place and we can maybe dance more." $Ok! #send all:stoppa #end /XYQ#end :wigga #if blocked w coo #end :coo #cycle #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++ax.ax.ax.bbb #give score 4 /i Hrmmm...not bad. in fact, you're pretty damn good! seems to me you've had some previous experience. Blondie: "...you shure are a good dancher. come on over to my place and we can maybe dance more." $Ok! #send all:stoppa #end /pe#end :wigga #if blocked w coo #end :coo #cycle #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++ax.ax.ax.bbb #give score 3 /i Bah. you're obviously not a very experienced dancer, are you? you barely got by...but at least you did. Blondie: "...you can't dance sho well... come on over to my place and we can maybe i can teach you shome tricksh.." $Ok! #send all:stoppa #end / #end :wigga #if blocked w coo #end :coo #cycle /i Shit, man! you call that dancing?! you were humping air out there! damn, man. you're worse than puff daddy. and that's pretty bad. Blondie: "...johnny! you cant dance worth shit!" See? even the drunken chick is chewing you out. $Shaddap. Blondie: "you made me look like an idiot out there on the dance floor! im outta here." /i Great. she left. and she took her ride with her. you attempt to traverse the dark alleys of South Central L.A. at night, but assuming the fact that it's much more dangerous than daytime, you are taken down by a bunch of punks in no time. game over for you, you fucking horse. #endgame #end +"@groove! #cycle 2 You walk onto the dance floor and get ready to move to the groove. you ready for a shagadelic disco dance party? well, too bad! You're getting one anyway! /i The following is sort of a game of Simon. Or rather, PaRappa the Rapper. Blondie will dance and do her own thing. Meanwhile you'll be mimicking her moves. She'll move up, down, left, and right. Press each arrow in each respective direction in attempt to mimic her. Remember, this is your chance to impress her...dont screw up so much! $now groove!! /i/i/i /n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n /e #end :doit #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i Blondie: "You ready to groove, Johnny?" /i/i/i/i/i Blondie: "Let's go!" /i/i/i/i/i Blondie: "Move to the left..." #set idol #set wes /w /i/i/i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear wes #clear idol Blondie: "Move to the right..." #set right #set idol /e /i/i/i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear right #clear idol Blondie: "Now UP!! #set north #set idol /n /i/i/i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear north #clear idol Blondie: "Now down!!" #set downer #set idol /s /i/i/i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear downer #clear idol Blondie: "Once again, but faster..." /i/i/i Blondie: "Left!" #set wes #set idol /w /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear wes #clear idol Blondie: "Right!" #set right #set idol /e /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear right Blondie: "Up!" #set idol #set north /n /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear north #clear idol Blondie: "Down!" #set idol #set downer /s /i/i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear downer #clear idol Blondie: "Now, follow my lead..." /i/i/i/i Blondie: "Move to the right." #set idol #set right /e /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear right #clear idol Blondie: "Groove to the north." #set idol #set north /n /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear north #clear idol Blondie: "Move it to the left." #set idol #set wes /w /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear wes #clear idol Blondie: "Once again now move to the left" #set wes #set idol /w /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear wes Blondie: "Ok, now go to the right." #set right #set idol /e /i/i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear right #clear idol Blondie: "Dont stop! Keep on a-groovin'!" /i/i/i/i Blondie: "Around the world, baby!!" /i/i/i/i Blondie: "Everybody to the west..." #set wes #set idol /w /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear wes Blondie: "Everybody to the east..." #set right #set idol /e /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear right Blondie: "Everybody south now" #set downer #set idol /s /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear downer #clear idol Blondie: "NOW the speed increase..." /i/i/i Blondie: "Now loop around the world!" /i/i/i Blondie: "Everybody to the west" #set idol #set wes /w /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear wes #clear idol Blondie: "Everybody to the east" #set idol #set right /e /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear east #clear idol Blondie: "Everybody go south now" #set south #set idol /s /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear south Blondie: "Feel force increase" /i/i/i Blondie: "Ok, once again, only faster!" /i/i/i Blondie: "Ready? GO!!" /i/i/i Blondie: "Everybody to the west!" #set idol #set wes /w /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear wes #clear idol Blondie: "Everybody to the east!" #set right #set idol /e /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear right Blondie: "Everybody in the south..." #set downer #set idol /s /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear downer #clear idol Blondie: "Woo! Let's groove s'more!" /i/i/i/i Blondie: "Up in the sky!" #set idol #set north /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear north Blondie: "Down to hell" #set idol #set downer /s /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear downer Blondie: "Right to the point" #set idol #set right /e /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear right #clear idol Blondie: "Now left! left! LEFT LEFT LEFT!" #set wes #set idol /w /i/i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear wes Blondie: "Tired yet? No?? Well then," /i/i/i/i Blondie: "let's grind some more!" /i/i/i Blondie: "...Its the final test, people." /i/i/i/i Blondie: "On que, north east south west!" /i/i/i/i Blondie: "Got it? good! North!" #set idol #set north /n /i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear north Blondie: "East!" #set idol #set right /e /i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear right Blondie: "South!" #set idol #set downer /s /i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear downer Blondie: "West siiiiide!" #set idol #set wes /w /i/i #if idol give gems 1 #clear wes #clear idol Blondie: "NOW, FLOOR IT!!" /i/i/i Blondie: "NORTH!" #set idol #set north /n /i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear north Blondie: "EAST!" #set idol #set right /e /i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear right Blondie: WEST!" #set idol #set wes /w /i #if idol give gems 1 #clear idol #clear wes Blondie: "FIN!" /i/i/i/i/i/i #send all:wigga #end $sex!as it good for you??gory J..0LU2,  nnn~ nnn~|t nnnt|~|t nnnvovt|~ tnnnvovt|~tntnnt t|tt|tntnt| vt|tt|tn|tnt| vt|tv|t |tnt|tnt|vovt|tv|t t|tnt|tnt|vovt|tvot ||tnnnt| t|t|ttnnnt||t |t|t|t|t|$ nnnt|tt|t|t||ttnnnt|t|t |t|t|t nnnt|||t|t nnnt||| $ 3|tnnt|||t nnnnt|| |t nnnt|||_ tainer.bQx - |W@romance my ASS!! #play idef#.-idf#a9 #play if#ede.-ic#ea9 #play iedc#d.-idf#b9 #play idc#-b+c#-c#ea9 #play ic#-bab-b+f#b9 #play i-baga-a+ea9 #play i-agf#g-b+dg9 #play i-gf#ef#-f#b+d9 #play i-f#ede-ea+c#9 #play i-edc#d-df#a+df#a+df#a+df#a+hd Z#cycle 1 #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++ax.ax.bbb #give score 1 And what follows is best not menti...aww, what the hell. SEX, SEX, and even MORE SEX. Good job on keeping an eye out for her. Does it reall matter, though...? That buff guy should know better than to trust a sadastic pervert as yourself. $hee hee. true 'dat. #open :restar #cycle 1 /i #char 254 /i #char 4 #restar #end :open /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #die #end  (*) STK: ObjectssdL KIT)egory J..0LU-_ tainer. bQx $hubby?hoaco Toolkit v1.5::/\<>click<< /i $ Things couldnt possibly get worse. $ /i #send all:blee #end :openp You open the door, taking your cuffs on the way out. #die #end 5 2 ՛@Blondie #end :touch #cycle 1 You take a glance at Blondie. She's still sleeping, handcuffed to the bed. #end :openp #zap touch #end :touch Leave her alone. she's had a rough night. #end 3 T5@Buff guy #end :blee /i/i #char 2 /w/w /i $ $Hey...It's the buff guy from the bar. $ /i Buff guy: "Hello, Father. I've just come to check on my...AWW, FUCK!" $No we didnt. I swear. Buff guy: "What's that in her hair?" $It's cu...ahh, i mean, i have no clue. Buff guy: "WHAT the hell kinda priest are you?!" $Look, I'll tell you what happened. She $was...raped by a savage pack of $Rottweilers. Buff guy: "Why is she hand-cuffed??" $She's still going into spasm. Ya know, $just to make sure she doesn't-- Buff guy: "YOU FUCKING PRIEST!!" $Yes. I mean...NO. Buff guy: "I'm gonna KICK your scrawny corrupted priest ass!!" $Whee. :fight #cycle 1 /i #go seek #go seek #if contact ow #go seek #go seek #fight :ow #play ---tab+act+bat+abt+cat #take health 15 Buff guy: "AGH! Up yours!!" #fight #end :touch :touch :touch :touch :touch :touch :touch :touch :touch :touch :touch :touch #zap touch Johnny: "You fight like a woman!!" #play --tab+act+tac+cat #fight #end :touch #zap door:touch #lock #play ++++tab-tab-tab-tab-tab-tab-tab-tab You kick him repeatedly in the groin with your steel-toed boots. Him bloodied and bashed, you wisely decide to leave before he comes to. #send all:openp #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++ax.ax.bbb #give score 2 #become red fake #end   7@rubber #end :touch Hey. It's your used lubber. How...sheik. #zap touch #end :touch #if blocked e #end #put e white fake Dammit, you spilled the rubber!! #zap touch #end :touch and NO, you can't re-use em, stingy-ass. #end $escapes a bust!lKit v1.0::/\<>boi-oing<< /i :boner Whoa. this chick is giving you a killer boner. Do something, fast. !a;"Err...yes, go on." !b;Blow her off /i #boner :b #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++ax.ax.bbb #give score 1 $Yes, well...thats very nice. I forgive $you for whatever the hell you did. NOW GO $PLEASE. Chick: "And...my penance?" $Err, ahh...don't bone your boyfriend for $a week. now LEAVE. Chick: "oooooook..." /i /n /e/e/e/e #send all:cumm #char 255 /i Well. Good thing you got rid of her before you decide to tickle the pickle. #die #End :a #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++ax.ax.bbb #give score 2 $Err...yes, go on. Chick: "Well, i went over and had sex." $What kinda sex? Chick: "Umm...everything, i guess." $You smacked around his ding-dong? Chick: "Yes, Father." $You...uhm...gave him head? Chick: "Yes, Father." $ohh...OH... Chick: "We went at it all night...every single position imaginable, we did it..." $URF... $>>thwack, thwack<< Chick: "Err...are you ok in there?" $YES!! oh, yes...go on. gimme details. /i Chick: "ok...i slipped in the the window, then he took off my top and with one hand, held my breasts...his other hand pulled down my panties halfway down and began to rub...i got around to getting on my knees and slo-o-o-o-o-wly unzipped his zipper, and removed his..." $>>thwack thwack! spUUUUUUUrt<< Chick: "Are you sure you're ok?!" $Unghh...please....go on....PLEASE..... /i She finally opens the screen and looks at you. Chick: "Oh my God! its...its......DICK!!" $Err, ah...no it isnt. Chick: "Oh my God!!" #cycle 1 /i /n /e/e/e/e #send all:cumm #char 255 /i/i Good job, Johnny. You scared her away, you raunchy monkey, you. $Crap. And dammit, put it away already! $Sorry. #die #end Z@dingy blonde #end :cumm #cycle 4 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 3 #char 2 /w/w/w/w /n girl: "Forgive me, Father. I've sinned." $...etc., etc. What'd you really do? girl: "I've had impure thoughts." $Bah. What's your point? :sinn girl: "it's a sin, isnt it??" !a;Err...yes. You big sinner, you. !b;No way, maaan. sex is good. /i #sinn :b #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++ax.ax.bbb #give score 2 $No way. Sex is good. Sex is right. Sex is $all righteous. Girl: "...it is?" $Yes. in fact, the early Christians held $wild orgys every so while in honor of $God. Girl: "Wasn't that the Greeks?" $NO. Girl: "So why do my parents--" $Get over it, baby. You're parents are $sinful stiffs. They're going to hell. Girl: "Why, I...! How would you know!?" $GOD told me. Girl: "Well..." Whoo. What an idiot. /i Girl: "How can i save my parents?" $Listen to my words. There is a gun shop $by McDonald's on 8th. Go get yourself a $shotgun, uzi, whatever. And two bullets. Girl: "Then what?" $Do me a favor, wouldja? Go on and kill $your parents. Girl: "Both of them?" $Yes. Then go out and have unprotected, $promiscuous sex with any tom with a hairy $dick. Girl: "Ok...i will, Father! Thank you!" $Say, after i get off ...what do you say $we meet... #cycle 1 /i /s /e/e/e/e #char 255 /i Bah. Can you beleive today's youth?! #send all:cummm #die #end :A #play t7xxt7xxxt7 #play ++ax.ax.bbb #give score 1 $Yes. You are one helluva sinner. Girl: "What should i do?" $Get outta my face. You're not worth my $presence. Girl: "I'm not?" $No. In fact, you're not worthy enough to $kiss the ground i shit on! Begone! go to $hell!! Girl: >>Sobbing<< "I'm sorry, Father..." $I condemn thee! GO! Go out, and pray to $GOD that he doesn't take you off this $earth and launch you into the firy pit! $BEGONE!! Girl: "WAAHHH!!!" #cycle 1 /i /s /e/e/e/e #char 255 #send all:cummm /i/i Hee hee. What an idiot. #die #end | $beefcakea bust!lKit v1.0::/\<>/\::Draco Toolkit v1.5::/\<>/\::Draco Toolkit v1.5::/\<>click<< $what was that? Old lady: "Urghf..." /i $What the hell are you?! Old lady: "I've heard of you and your whole little investigation, Danger. I know what you're after." $Oh? And that is...? Old lady: "...'Juda' the religious killer, if im not mistaken." $Err...yes, well. My investigation is over $now, however. Old lady: "...is it?" $Yes. It was Juan, the punk who tried to $kill me/the masked killer. And i wasted $his sorry ass. Old lady: "Aha...you sure it was him?" $What are you aiming at woman? who exactly $are you? Old lady: "...Those murders...it wasn't Juan." /i :loop $Then who was it? Old lady: "...Why don't you tell ME??" !a;I still say Juan! !a;Father O'Flarrety did it! !a;Blondie's vengeful boyfriend killed em! !b;The old lady at the quickie mart! !a;Loco, the gangbanging freak! Its him! !a;Mafia! I blame it on the Mafia! !a;Those hobo's who tried killin' me! /i #loop #end :a #send all:merff #end :b $Yes! it all makes sense...Those leather $straps in the old lady's bag...the straps $on Jason...err, Pedro's mask...its a $perfect match! And her words...'i cast $you out sheep amongst wolves'...straight $from the Bible! Old lady: "..." $That old lady was prolly Juan's grand- $mother or something. in fact, she looks a $lot like.......YOU! /i Old lady: "Me? I..." $You did it! You and the lady from the $quickie mart are one and the same, and $you commited the murders! Old lady: "I, I..." $Why'd you do it, then? Why? Old lady: "...DIE!!" /i With a sudden burst of energy, she leaps up and pins YOU down, strangling you. You reach desperately for your gun and manage to rip it out of its holster. You then try and successfully aim it at her face, and with the pull of a trigger, unleash your final bullet into her face. She lets out a scream of agony before rolling out the boat and sink to the bottom of the lake. /i $Great...all this for nothing. I have no $hardcore evidence to prove she's the $real killer... >>click<< $What the hell was that? You search in your pockets. Hey! its your bugging device...the "on" button must have been pressed when you pinned her down. Which means... $I got her confession! YEAH, BAY-BEE! #send all:open #end Y#end :open #die #end EF $credsin' up niggaz KIT)egory J..0LU|L3LL0L/ L L   LL L LL LL |L| LLLL LLLL    LLt|t||t(|(ttt|t$O|t|, _ tainer.bQx |WQ@credits... #end :cue #take torches 5 beh Hey! you got a perfect score! meaning you are one DAMN good detective. you oughta be proud. unless you cheated, a-course. but you DID play through fairly right? RIGHT?! /i :beh Here are the full credits for Teen Priest. Bah. /i Story, Concept, and Ideas Draco Graphics Draco Music Draco Kev Carter ('cept for the Mission: Impossible Theme, which i got God-knows- where) Programming Draco Beta Testing Frosty Lemmingcow Tucan bongo darkmage breakout Tseng LordKadro Kev Carter Myth Masa XAbbott booth Yllek CrashPoet GChucky Ying-Nimby EvilMario Skullie EDeangelus just about everything else Draco Albums Listened to Oingo Boing--Boingo Alive Prince--Come Sisters of Mercy--Floodland David Bowie--Earthling Meatloaf--Bat out of Hell 2:back into hell /i Well, thats it. You beat the game! Is this the end for Johnny? Maybe. Maybe not... after all, there are many unanswered questions that remain. But perhaps some questions are best left unanswered. though the best is not always taken into suggestion...... :loop /i peace and b excellent! /i/i damned "bill & ted" movies... /i #endgame #loop #end | X@epilogue Having finally finished off the notorious 'Juda', you report your findings to Leitenant Pansy. He is so shocked to find that you solved the case that he gladly puts you back on your old rank...no promotion, though, the old bastard. /i As for Father O'Flarrety...authorities found out that his teaching license was bogus, and the poor priest was hauled into the hammy for 6 months. /i Three months later, Lietenant Pansy was assraped by a couple dozen gangsters in South Central. He was diagnosed clinically dead for 2 and a half minutes, before waking up again. He now is forced to use a wheelchair. /i Blondie joined AA and was clean for a few weeks. She married her fiance despite it all, but soon was divorced after her hubby caught her deep-throating a gangsta named "tito puente." /i Blondie's ex-hubby soon turned gay after all his problems with women. He is now happy with his new lifestyle. /i The Mafia hitmen attacked by Juan all never recovered from the injuries and passed away. The Mafia has seemed to have backed off Johnny's case mysteriously... /i The hobo's whom attacked Johnny won the lotto for $20,000. Instead of renting an apartment or buying food, they spent it all on cheap booze and even cheaper women. /i Juan, his body found lynched in the barn, was hauled over to the morgue. Though one night later, his body was missing, along with that of two morticians... /i And as for the old lady...her body was not recovered. Some say the body simply was eaten by psycho pirhanas that inhabited the lake, while others claim she was never dead in the first place... /i/i #send all:cue #end !|c"|c#|Z$jason?n' up niggaz KIT)egory J..0LU`$$;$ $$$ $-t$$ $$ $$ $$ /95t|5\5/3`$$||0t|3t5554t556t|25t| |$O |||tt |t||`4 |t    $ 3|     _ tainer.bQx W?#cycle 1 /i #char 254 /i #char 4 #restart #end :open #die #end   W@AGHF!! /i/i As you cower in the corner, you watch the killer raise to the heavens his blade... when you suddenly get an idea. /i #send all:open #end    ] z^ ^6  ^ ^  ^ S^ S S^7Z7Z7Z7Z^7Z7Z ZG=0|1| Z